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You write a treaty and now you play Extreme Spelling Bee. The Robot is the Captain and Waterman wants Extreme Music.

You:
1. Play Extreme Spelling Bee (Good)
2. Throw the screwdriver at someone's face. (Evil)
3. Sleep with Elly. (Neutral)

TOTP'D

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You choose to throw the screwdriver.

Who is the target?

A. Ramrod in a dress (good)
B. StrongRad (neutral)
C. StrongCanada (evil)

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Ramrod in a dress.

You yell, "NO HOLY FRUITS!"

Apparently, this was parodying Accursed Meeting, Episode 40 of Bonus Stage.

What do you do now?

1. FCOT +133 Didymus (Evil)
2. Get the Chaos Emerald from Waterman (Neutral)
3. Play "Throw the screwdriver at someone's face." (Good)

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1: FCOT +133 Didymus.

Unfortunatly, he counters with a FCOT +1337. The sheer force of it smashes you out of this dimension, and back into the endless void, again.

A sci-fi looking man with a space gun thing floats up to you. "This is the Dimension Police. You're under arrest for breaking the fabric of the universe 3 times." Oh crap.
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What now, genius?
(clan's status: beaten up)

1: let yourself be taken peacefully (good)
2: dive into the nearest dimension (neuteral)
3: Fight! (evil)

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Dive into the nearest dimension.

You do so, going to Carnival Night Zone to find 2 Organization XIII members there: Larxene and Vexen. You befriend them. They give you missions.

Which mission do you accept?
1. Collect 1000 rings for Vexen. (Good)
2. Escort Larxene out of Carnival Night Zone. (Neutral)
3. Neither (Evil)

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Escort Larxene out of Zone. She doesn't like you leching her, so she beats the living crap out of you. Now you are lying on the ground, and your whole face hurts (AND IT'S KILLING ME!! Ba-doom TSH!).

You look up and find yourself surrounded by an evil army of tragic hot dog clowns. What do you do?

1. Call them a bunch of Liberal Wieners (probably not too smart).
2. Douse them in Heinz Ketchup and munch away! (really evil and gross).
3. Do your Moe Howard impression for them (Stooge Fighter III).

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You call them liberal weiners, you conservative you. The weiners suddenly evolve into evil corn dog demons of the devil. They yell at you for not being Anti-Bush. What do you do?

1. Team up with George Bush and hand him +100 armor and duel the corn dog demons (good)
2. Dennis (very much like dan)
3. Die (bad)

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Dennis! He's still wearing that really cool Jimber Jam. Do you:

1. Pants him (crazy go nuts).
2. Give him the Smack Down (evil, and not cool).
3. Trick him into saying something stupid (12 by pies).

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You give Dennis the Smack Down. Carlito appears and tells you that you are not cool. Then he spits apple chunks in your face, and walks away.

What now?

1. Cry (Neutral, and lame)
2. Run Away (Good for some reason, but also lame)
3. Kidnap your friend and take him to McDonalds. (What?)

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kidnap your friend and take him to the Meat Clown. The Meat Clown feeds you both a hearty lunch of grease potatoes and lard sammiches. You both die of heart attacks and end up in Heck, the Realm of Insufficient Light. What do you do?

1. Challenge Phil the Prince of Insufficent Light to a CHALLEEEEEEEENGE! (Good).
2. Ditch your friend and follow Virgil and Dante to the surface (Neutral).
3. Convince all the Cackle Demons to attack your friend (Evil).

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Ditch your friend and follow Vigil and Dante to the surface.

You're still in Carnival Night Zone. Larxene is lost, and Vexen still needs those pesky rings!

You:
1. Collect 1000 Rings for Vexen. (Neutral)
2. Kindly escort Larxene out of the Zone to the Goal Ring. (Good)
3. Follow Vigil and Dante and ignore Larxene and Vexen. (Evil)

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Didy's a dilbert fan, too? Nifty.

1: Challenge Phil.

He pokes you with his little pitchfork thing. Normally this wouldn't hurt much, but since you're beaten up anyway, it stings like the dickens. STING! -54 HP!

GAME OVER.
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well, you died, but since you were dead anyway, the deaths cancel each other out and you end up living again. Somehow. Anyway, you're in your house.

What to do?

1: Post on some forum about a wacky internet cartoon (good)
2: Eat chips until you explode (neuteral)
3: BREAK STUFF! (evil)

EDIT: Simulpost! The next poster gets to choose which one to use.

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.1 CHAAAALLLLLEEEENNNNGGGGEEEE

You fight to to the death and your friends find the whole fight really incredible. They wish they had a video camera.

You loose, but the Creepy King guy from burger king defeats phil and takes you to the surface.

Do you:
1. Join forces with the King to vanquish Meaty Clown? (Good)
2. Do a silly dance and explode (1998)
3. Go to the Clown Man and ask to be adopted (Lol, internet)

You do a silly dance and explode. "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" Now what are you going to do?

1. Bury yourself alive on Tuesdays (sickly)
2. Prance around like an idiot (La-DEE! Da-Dum dum da-DEEEE!)
3. Team up with Fro Wig Fish and conquer the galaxy (British).

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sickly

You encounter your worst enemy, but know a better way then punches.

Start a petition against [s]Him[/s] him (good)
Start a petition...then fight him (neutral)
Punch the snot out of him. (evil)

PUNCHA PUNCHA PUNCHA!

It was the Evil Tragic Hot Dog Clown coming back from the dead to haunt you. What do you do?

1. Grow wings and fly (pork chop).
2. Transform into a giant robot (cheese glorious cheese).
3. Sneak a smooch from a Canadienne Pirate Assassin (portabello mushroom).

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Transform into a giant cheesehead robot. It was the ghost of St. Vincent of Lombard. What do you do?

1. Shut your pie hole (we wish).
2. Throw for a hundred yards (minus three legs).
3. Convert to Quidditch (syntax).

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