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Question! So a grasshopper walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender, "Can I have a beer?" And the bartender says, "isn't it ironic, we've got a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper says "What, you have a drink named Rodney?"

Answer! That will condemn you to scooping poop.

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