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granted, but its a toy guitar.

i wish i had no homework

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Granted, tomorrow you have double the homework.

I wish I was a fox.

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Granted. You must spend the rest of your life in a video game in space, Ms. McCloud.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[out of game: Are you insulting me?]

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[Out of game: No, I just figured it ruined the wish more.]

Granted, but your Mills Bills get stolen.

I wish I wasn't Ms. McCloud nao D:

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Granted. You are now Mr. McCloud.

I wish I had San Jose Sabercats season tickets.

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Granted, but they turn out to be fake.

I wish I wasn't a fox anymore.

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Granted. You are now a badger.

I wish I had a pet Trogdor.

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Granted, obviously, it "burninates" you.

I wish I hadn't missed the Sabecats game last week.

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Granted: Your team loses by default because of you. The ref called it game due to altered reality.

I wish I had the Heroic Map Pack so that I could play Grifball on Halo 3.

They lost anyways.

And granted. Hmm...it doesn't seem to be working...

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Where the crap is your wish?

I wish I had a pet wolf.

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Granted, it eats your hand.

I wish I could grow a fox tail...or two

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Granted. You're mocked for the rest of your life for having two fox tails.

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish.

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Granted, but it's too late to do anything.

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I wish Shadowfox had made a wish.

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Granted. His wish blows up the Earth.

I wish I had a gerbil.

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Granted. It finds another rodent and reproduces in your basement. Hope you like constant squeaks, noises, and feeding.

I wish I was the greatest baseball player ever.

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Granted. Everybody stops caring about baseball players.

I wish I didn't have more than one disease right now.

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Granted: You only have one. Cancer... of the face. it grows over your entire face becoming more and more disgusting until your entire face has to be amputated.
You are released from hospital without a face, but, filled with self-esteem issues, you hot-glue an ancient tribal mask to the front of your head instead.
You find out the mask was cursed and you are forced to live the rest of your life as a giant spotted toad who can only feed on small children. Naturally you are then viewed as a menace to society and are forced into exile in an unexplored jungle.
The indigenous people there recognize your tribal mask and exalt you as their god. However, all this power goes to your head and you command them to launch an attack on the people who exiled you from normal society.
Somehow the native warriors overrun and entire city, the army would soon have come to their aid, but your warriors have created allies in Russia and the army is busy with them. Your kingdom is then expanded over the entire town, and soon it becomes a large country and a major world power.
By this time you have grown into a very old spotted toad and have eaten all the small children in your country. The citizens, who call themselves these-guys grow more and more intolerant of your feeding habits and decide to overthrow you and appoint a more humane, and more human king.
You manage to escape the murderous rioters who killed all your guards and friends, but as you are escaping, you hop straight off a cliff. You splat and die.

I wish I hadn't gone a little too far on that.

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SIBHoD.

Granted. Your answer is now "Granted. You only have one." which doesn't ruin it for me.

I wish I could have a small meal of fish and chips.

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Granted. But oh no! Your meal of fish and chips is slightly larger than you wanted! *gasp*

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Muffins are just like ugly cupcakes.
But we love them anyways.

I wish I were a monkey.

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Granted: Unfortunately, you happen to be this monkey.

I wish I hadn't accidentally glued my feet to the ceiling... again...

granted insted they are glued to a sub and it's about to dive

I wish I had a cookie

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"I gut you like sheep."

Granted, but there's a bomb in it.
Now, the world is minus one silent wolf.

I wish said wolf didn't blow up.

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granted but I blow you up for spelling my name wrong twice

I wish I didn't have acne

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"I gut you like sheep."

Granted, but now you have a rash all over yourself.

I wish gas didn't cost $4.00 per gallon.

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Granted. Now it literally costs an arm and a leg.

I wish I had at least fifty more dollars in my checking account.

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Shameless Flogging Molly fan

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

Granted. It gets stolen.
By a raccoon.

I wish I was that raccoon.

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Granted. You are then shot and killed by a hunter.

I wish my TV actually got cable.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.