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Goofus has an 8 K floppy.

Gallant has a good mic that has no static.


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Goofus has a mike with a self-destruct system.

Gallant helps his friends in school who "don't get it"

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Goofus "doesn't get it" and never will.

Gallant does all his chores and earns his allowance fairly.

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Goofus "earns" other kids' allowances, specifically by rubbing their faces in the pavement if they don't give it to him.

Gallant enjoys a nice cup of Darjeeling with his crumpets.

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Goofus had a change of heart, turned away from his evil ways, and joined gallant for some crumpets.

Gallant enjoys his brother's new reform.

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Goofus faked it, and tosses Gallant in the street.

Galllant helps people who are getting horribly mauled.

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Goofus is the one doing the horrible mauling.

Gallant makes chicken stir-fry for dinner.

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Goofus makes live chickens go stir-crazy by locking them in the wood stove.

Gallant always looks for the good in people.

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Goofus always looks for the goods in people's houses, and steals them.

Gallant solves Sudoku.

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Goofus plays Pseudo-ku: a game where you just write random numbers and pretend to be smart.

Gallant plays the cello.

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Goofus beats people with a cello.

Gallant takes care of his mother.


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Goofus hires a hit man to, erm, "take care of", his mother.

Gallant watches action movies.

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Goofus takes care of YOUR mother! (BA-DOOM TSH!)

Gallant is faithful to his wife.

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Next person answer mine and Math's.

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Goofus watches...adult movies.
And then he sleeps with the stars of said movies.

Gallant enjoys playing board games.

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Goofus plays Board-With-A-Nail-In-It games.

Gallant listens to the sermon.

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Goofus listens to the sermon. . . at the Church of Scientology!!!!!!!

Gallant never makes religious jokes.

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Goofus constantly spams the R&P board with his bad humor, much to the chagrin of all the other users. Goofus also never correctly uses capitalizaion or punctuation when he does.

Gallant washes his hands with soap after using the restroom.

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The whole world is Goofus's restroom.

Gallant participates in healthy extracurricular activities.

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Goofus goofs off...lazily...no suprise there.

Gallant doesn't hang out at the forum too much, making sure he still has a life and not totaly obsorbed by one website.

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Goofus has at least 200 posts on the forum each day.

Gallant wears socks.


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Goofus wears socks... Red Hot Chili Peppers style!

Gallant showers every day.

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Let me just put it this way...have you smelled goofus lately?

Gallant studies hard, and compliments others, and visits his elders, and is a goody two shoes and bla-bla-bla-bla-yak-yak-yak

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Goofus goes to the nursing home and kicks old people in the shins.

Gallant wears his sunglasses at night.

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Goofus wears welding goggles at night.

Gallant remembers to wear deodorant.


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Goofus remembers to wear toxic waste.

Gallant has a well-rounded taste in music.


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Goofus uses spreadable cheese instead.

Gallant allows his wine to breathe.

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Goofus kills his wine by suffication, then drinks it mixed with whiskey.

Gallant is careful not to double post.


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Goofus is constantly quadruple pyramid posting. And it usually has something to do with Jinzo.

Gallant wears his underwear underneath his trousers.

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Goofus is too good for double posting. He Quintuple Posts.

Gallant doesn't shove robots into washing mashines.

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Goofus wears his undergarments on the outside of his trousers... then jumps off the roof...
Edit: (The double posting is reaching critical levels.)
Goofus always shoves his robots in washing machines... even the ones that CAN be killed by water.

Gallant paid the pizza delivery man a generous tip.


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