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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:32 am 
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R--P-G--G --T--T TO-STERS

That's 2 pieces of paper for mathgrant. Would you like to buy a vowel?

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No, I think I'll solve the puzzle now.

RAMPAGING MUTANT TOASTERS!

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That's correct!

*Celebratory music*

You win $100,042.002, in addition to our bonus prize! Tell him what he's won, Ghost of Rod Roddy!

Ghost of Rod Roddy: It's your very own Android!

*audience oooohs and aaaaahs*

From Sirius Cybernetics Corporation comes Marvin, your plastic pal who's fun to be with! Complete with the most realistic artificial intelligence ever invented, Marvin comes ready for hours and hours of fun! Retail price $5,000, from Sirius Cybernetics!

Ian: Thank you, Ghost of Rod Roddy! Now...mathgrant...

*Lights go dark, spotlights on Ian & mathgrant*

Do you want the money, or the mob?

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I want the MOB! *thrusts fist forward and assumes battle-ready pose*





*falls down*

Ow. I need more practice with battle-ready poses.

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Ooo, I'm sorry! Looks like the MOB took all your money!

Exhibit A, you're our big winner! $1,300 in Freshley's gift certificates and a Yamaha electric cello are all yours!

*music starts*

Well, that's about all the time we have for this week's Wheel of Dollars. I'm your host, IantheGecko. And remember: Have your computer spayed AND neutered. G'bye everybody!
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So that's the end of Game 3. Anybody else wanna host?

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Well, I believe it's tradition for the "winner" of one game to host the next, so Exhibit A, it's your turn, I guess. Although I can host, too. :)

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Well, as soon as a host is announced, I'd like to be a contestant.

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Mathgrant, you can host if you want. Though I'll be a contestant.

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Me be contestant. NOW PLZ!

(PS: Who's the host I PM my puzzle idea to?)

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Dunno yet. It's most likely mathgrant, but he hasn't officially sent anything yet.

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Well, I guess I'll host then.

Host: mathgrant

Players:
Color Printer (sent)
Exhibit A (sent)
IantheGecko (sent)
??????????????

PM your puzzles to me!

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*ding* Final player!

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Okay, I have selected the puzzle, so let's begin!

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"From Groany Pictures Studio, it's Stu's Backyard's game! WHEEL. . . OF. . . DOLLARS!"

Until next time, this is Grant "The Viral Fikes" Fox, saying, good night!

*stagehand whispers in ear*

Oh! Um, the show's starting, not ending. In that case, haldo! I'm not Mendelev, and I'm not Dongolev, but I'm sure you'll enjoy having me around all the same. Today, we have three quote-unquote "people" playing the game for a chance at prizes or something. We will now proceed to use up the next ten minutes of the program for the sole purpose of introducing them.

Contestant number one hails from the well-known location that everyone's heard of, Checkin' emails at The Stick. Please welcome. . . King. . . of. . . Katakana! I mean, Kalimari! I mean, whatever!

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*to mathgrant* It's Katamari.

*to audience* Hey! I'm King of Katamari, a video game champ (well, at least compared to my friends). I'm from Massachusetts, and I want to win some dollars!

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The Cheat! Get this man some dollars!

. . . um, not really. The Cheat isn't really going to get you some dollars. That was merely an HSR reference. . . yeah. Our next contestant hails from the land of YouTube. Please welcome. . . IantheGecko!

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*falls onto his podium*

*Stands up* Um, hi-

*A ton of marshmallows falls on him, knocking him to the floor again* Son of a...

Oh, hello, Mr. Fawkes. Sorry about that; it seems Blue Man Group is stalking me again. So I'm ready to play the game!

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That's an. . . interesting life to lead there, Ian. I'd give anything to be stalked by a famous person. Or group.

*waits a while, nothing happens*

I said, I'd give anything to be stalked by a famous group!

*waits a while, crickets chirp*

I SAID, I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE STALKED BY A FAMOUS GROUP!

*waits a while, nothing happens*

Oh, well, it was worth a shot. Our final contestant of the morning, afternoon, or evening, hails from Stu's bandwagon. Please applaud. . . COLOR PRINTER!

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Location: Falling off a cliff. Please send help.
*runs on stage*
WOOOOOOOO! YEAH!

*is tackled by security*
Oof! I.. I guess I'm not playing in this one. I'll just... go into the audience. Yeah.

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Enjoying your electric cello, Exxy?


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*runs on stage, with security following*

No, seriously, I'm all metal! Let go of me! *look at mathgrant* Are you gonna help me?!?

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Hmm. . . a guy is screaming something. Ah, well, it's probably not important!

Now, let's ignore the screaming guy and commence the traditional picking of the random audience member to add a random prize to the wheel! The first person to shout "YEAH!" gets to pick the random prize.

Oh! And in a record time of negative 23 hours, the winner is Exhibit A! Tell us what random prize our contestants today might win!

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*looks up from playing his electric cello*

Huh? Oh yeah. They can have... Taco Bell. Like, the whole corporation. Okay.

*goes back to playing cello*

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The entire corporation of Taco Bell is at stake! Let's get ready to play CHAIN. . . RE. . . ACTION! I mean, Wheel of Dollars. Duh.

The category is WEIRD FOOD.

WEIRD FOOD || ******* ******** ** *** || Used:
King of Katamari: 0 dollars
IantheGecko: 0 dollars
Color Printer: 0 dollars

King of Something, you start.

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Location: And that's the end of that story. Now get the f*** out of my house!
...I don't care how un-Mexican those tacos really are. I'll spin the wheel.

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*rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat*

Whoa. That was a fast spin. You landed on Blatantly Unfunny HSR Reference! That means you can win the Blatantly Unfunny HSR Reference of your choice! Such as a bottle of ghost water, or Le Restige.

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Location: And that's the end of that story. Now get the f*** out of my house!
S, and I'll be playing for tape-leg.

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Ooh, good choice. Tape-leg is as unfunny as it gets! Oh, and there's an S. :)

WEIRD FOOD || ******* S******* ** *** || Used: S
King of Katamari: 0 dollars + tape-leg (worth something)
IantheGecko: 0 dollars
Color Printer: 0 dollars

You still have no cash, so you must spin or solve. Or get me an ice cream.

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Roll me. I mean, spin, Regis. I mean - oh, you know. I'll spin the wheel.

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I was hoping for ice cream, but OK. . .

*spinning sounds*

You landed on -$750! Negative money is the most valuable kind of money!

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Tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-T.

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