Ruin a Wish

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:11 am

Granted. It's because you've replied to people's wishes at least ten times with "I've never heard of that". And it's usually for really, really, really well-known stuff.

Oh right, the ruining. uh, you die of the shame of having no pop-culture knowledge.

I wish for a red sports car.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:14 am

Granted. I have no idea what that is, so... it explodes?

I wish for a better username.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:20 am

Granted, it has a swear in it, so you immediately get banned. I'm not sure how a username with a swear is better, anyway...

I wish pop-culture didn't exist.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:14 am

Granted, now nerds rule the world, great...

I wish that I wasn't a nerd!

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:17 am

Granted. Being a nerd wasn't a bad thing anyways.

I wish people would only talk about celebrities I've heard of.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but it drives you insane

i wish i was as awesome as sean connery in his best james bond movie

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:40 am

Granted, HollyWood brings you into the movie industry, but you get killed doing one of the stunts cause you said "I can do it, don't worry, I wont crash that motercycle into the wall!" and look what happened...

I wish that I have 11 magical wish granting frogs that have to obey my every comand!

poopskin · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:15 am

You are soon arrested for beastiality Nothing, nothing...

I wish i had my own private peninsula.

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:06 am

Granted. Unfortunately it's filled with carbon monoxide.

THS SECOND CHANCE !!

I wish people didn't care so much about random celebrity's weight.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:48 pm

Granted. The only way I could make that happen is to make them all fat, so that the people that used to like spreading gossip about celebrity weight gain get tired of it.

I wish for -1 corn dog (I have my reasons).

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:07 am

Granted. Your stomach doesn't stitch properly and you barely digest anything you eat as a result.

I wish it would rain more.

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:15 pm

Granted, but the world floods. Nice job.

I wish we were all chalupas.

poopskin · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:30 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM...Oh, crap, did i just eat ramrod?

I wish i had the ability to create and destroy at will.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:33 pm

Granted, but you can only create and destroy people named Will.

I wish that were a better pun.

poopskin · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:39 pm

you get shot for making a pun in the first place.

I wish i knew why my oblivion game was screwed up.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:41 pm

Granted. It's because the government hacked into it. You know too much. DELETED!! :sb:

I wish there was no such thing as flaming.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:52 pm

Granted, but now spamming runs rampent since there's no flamming to make the nubs stop spamming... did that make sense?

I wish that I had 12 magical frogs that could make wishes and had to obey my every command!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but they are unable to do anything unless you speak there language and you kill yourself

i wish i had a 1-up

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:20 am

Granted. You get a 1-Up. Unfortunately, you had 99 lives anyway, and that's the highest it can go. Good going, you wasted a 1-Up!!

I wish my copy of Microsoft Office wouldn't expire after 25 runs.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:54 pm

granted, it will expire after 15 runs.

I wish that I had a jet fighter.

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:56 pm

Granted. It gets stolen by the guy who… killed that president… of the United States…

I wish I knew what I were talking about.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:00 pm

Granted, you're taken in by the FBI for questioning.

I wish for SBCG4AP already downloaded completely onto my wii right now legally and without my wii malfunctioning and I can still play all of my games including SBCG4AP.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:56 pm

Granted, but your Wii gets slightly shotgunned.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:48 pm

Granted. You are now so energetic that you run at the speed of light. I hear breaking the light barrier is really painful.

I wish for macaroni & cheese!!!!!!!!!!!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted BUT ITS MADE OF PLAY DOH

i wish the next person would get RICK ROLL'D

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:57 pm

You didn't specify what this person is next at, so the wish machine explodes in confusion.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early every morning.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you have to not sleep at all every day for the rest of your life

i wish i didnt evolve my sneasel in pokemon pearl version

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:31 pm

Granted. Your life is over.

I wish that Strong Bad was Jewish.

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:59 pm

Granted. Unfortunately for him, H*R is set in 1930 now.

I wish i had a cup of coffee, with cream AND THAT'S IT!.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you drink it and it burns a hole through your heart

i wish that i had i higher tolerance for spicy food(and its pretty high too)

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