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Granted, but your psychological disorder compels you to anyway.

I wish for irony.

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Granted.
Isn't it ironic that I didn't ruin that?

I wish I was cooler both IRL and on the interwebs. (The phrase 'interwebs' really shows how much help I need)

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Granted. You freeze to square.

I wish I had something to do.

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Granted, but it gets you arrested.

I wish Starcraft Maniac had gotten a perma-ban.

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Granted, but he hunts you down and kills you for making the wish.

I wish I had a nose.

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Granted, but you realize you smell absolutely disgusting and kill yourself to avoid the smell.

I wish people wold sign my E3 petition.

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Yes, but someone signs with a burning stick and burns it up.
I wish the sun would explode but the world wasn't destroyed but all the animals and humans and, um, trees, could fly.

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Thanks, you just killed us all.

I wish my keyboard would type 'd' without me having to go back and do so.

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Granted, but then all the other keys make you have to go back and do so.

I wish trees could fly and flies could tree.

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Granted, but used as a verb, "tree" means explode the universe.

I wish for blue.

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Granted, but it's kind of purple.

I wish my brother hadn't crashed our car into a telephone pole.

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Granted, he steals the telephone pole instead.

I wish broken floppy disks were edible.

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Granted. They're full of cholesterol.

I wish for Face Dances Part II.

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Granted. You lose the competition.

I wish I had the reddest radish.

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Granted, but it simultaneously explodes for no apparent reason.

I wish I owned everyone.

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

*Ding* You are now owned by everyone! Wait... *reads again* Whoops, oh well, no take-backs *shrugs*

I wish that I was home right this very moment.

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Granted, but your house caught fire five seconds beforehand.

I wish I had a Leo Leonardo III plushie. Leo is awesome...

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Granted. However, people don't believe you when you say "It's not a doll, it's an action figure! An ACTION FIGURE!!!"

I wish I knew why there are so many Chuck Norris jokes.

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Granted, your heads explodes because of the suposed awesomeness of chuck noris.

I wish for a life sized a the cheat.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted. Strong Bad's The Cheat coincidentally is missing, and he mistakes your The Cheat for his and punches you for stealing him.

I wish that were all playable in Brawl.

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Granted. Ratings drop to 5.

I wish for ruins that don't involve death.

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Granted, but an assasin kills you for wishing against him.

I wish I had a blue kangaroo.

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

granted, but then it kills you cuz you called it red

i wish i can change the strings on my guitar faster and more accurate

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granted but ur gramar still sucks

I wish people had perfect grammar and spelling both in the real world and the internet.

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granted its so perfect it kills you

i wish it wasnt so flipping hot here (its like 30 celcius)

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Granted, now it's flopping hot.

I wish there were orange kangaroos in Denmark. (bonus points if you get the reference)

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Granted. Wait, I haven't ruined it yet!

*stands up from table, pulls out shotgun, and shoots orange kangaroos*

*looks around, sits back down, and slips shotgun into trenchcoat*

There. I wish I never did that.

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

TIME PARADOX!!!

I wish people didn't replace characters' names with their smilies.

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˙ʇɐɥʇ pıp ɹǝʌǝu ı ɥsıʍ ı ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ

*ʇɐoɔɥɔuǝɹʇ oʇuı unƃʇoɥs sdıls puɐ 'uʍop ʞɔɐq sʇıs 'punoɹɐ sʞool*

*sooɹɐƃuɐʞ ǝƃuɐɹo sʇooɥs puɐ 'unƃʇoɥs ʇno sllnd 'ǝlqɐʇ ɯoɹɟ dn spuɐʇs*

¡ʇǝʎ ʇı pǝuınɹ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ı 'ʇıɐʍ ˙pǝʇuɐɹƃ

I wish the forum hadn't forgotten to tell me I was simulposting.

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granted, you get banned for life

i wish that i never drank an energy drink in my life

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