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Granted, but in heaven, hell, nirvana, or whatever afterlife you're going for, you are forced to have billions of energy drinks.

I wish that made just a BIT more sense.

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granted, but now it makes too much sence

i wish i could see into my eyes without looking into a mirror

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Granted, but they are the eyes of an annoying clone that keeps bothering you till the day you die.

I wish I played Psychonaughts.

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granted, but you only play it for 3/10ths of half a mili second

i wish i understood half my jokes

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Granted. Now the other half are way more disturbing, and you end up arresting yourself.

(By the way, 3/10 of half a millisecond would be 3/20 of a millisecond or 150 nanoseconds)

I wish everyone else understood half my jokes.

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granted, but they kill you cuz they are racist jokes

i wish the meteor was not gonna hit the planet i like

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Granted. Another meteor does.

I wish I were four-dimensional.

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granted, you ahhhhhhhh paradox

i wish paradozes were easier to understand

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Granted. Paradozes are real simple to understand. Paradoxes aren't.

I wish HSA hadn't misspelled paradoxes.

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Wish granted. However, he becomes a computer spell checker.

I wish to be a seven-year old girl.

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Granted. Apparently whoever you're living with is a paedophile.

I wish Brrritish dictionary worked in Firefox.

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Granted. However, it only works on Firefox V1.0.

I wish that I was a fish.

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Granted, but since you didn't wish to be a fish IN WATER you die, sorry.

I wish for a A Kick the Trogdor doll!

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Granted. it burninates you when you kick it.

I wish for a Kick The Homsar doll.

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Granted. It destroys Earth and you lose the ability to kick the Homsar.

I wish gravity were back.

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Granted, but its 300 times more powerful then Earth's normal gravity. You get crushed.

I wish the Nintendo DS could play original Game Boy and Game Boy Color games.

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Granted. You get arrested for illegally tampering with the console.

I wish for some good gravy.

granted you get good gravy, but on bad french fries

i wish flour a half dozen flag juise tenders

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Your wish is granted, but you die by fire.

I wish I had a Gibson SG.

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Granted. The first riff you play on it is so wicked your eyes bleed rock. Like, real rocks. Now you need a guide dog.

I wish for a better haircut.

granted, but the hair cutter cuts your head off

i wish i brought my best foot flowered

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Granted. You foot is paralysed because of the parasitic metaphytes.

I wish I had a million dollars to donate to charity.

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Not granted, because everyone else was thinking the same thing.

I wish to find my inner self.

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granted, to find your inner self, you go inside yourself literally and cant get out

i wish for some thing to keep me occupied while im not writting exams this week

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Granted. Instead of "writting" exams, you decide to capitalize your posts now and then.

Oh, and, you die.

I wish for a more refined taste for gourmet food.

Granted, but it's so refined, even the best food in the world tastes horrible, so you die of starvation.

I wish I knew what antidisestablishmentarianism means.

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I can't grant that! I don't think ANYBODY knows what that means, except for maybe dictonary.com.

I wish for Walle

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Granted, but your ear is randomly missing for no reason.

I wish that the word macaroni were the most commonly used word.

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Granted, an example of the new language, macaroni macaroni macaroni THS

I wish Dragon Quest V & VI were released on the SNES in Australia (and America too of course)

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Granted. For no reason at all, they add in a secret pr0n section. CONTROVERSY'D!! AAAAARRRRRGBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBL

I wish I knew who came up with AAAAARRRRRGBLBLBLLLBLBLBLBLBL. And how to spell it right.

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