Ruin a Wish

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:53 am

Granted. But the work you must do prior is excruciating.

Just search for *AAAARR* in the search bar, with the asterisks.

I wish I had more rice milk.

JamesCraven · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:46 am

Granted, but it's chocolate rice milk.

I wish to know the meaning of life...for what it's worth.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:00 am

Granted. It's worth your life and you go to hell.

I wish people didn't care so much about the meaning of life.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:51 pm

Granted. They care about the meaning of your life.

I wish life was a neverending stream of adventures.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, the blood is rushing to your head, blacking out blacking out blacking out

i wish my paper steam wasnt like that one time with the headshots

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:32 pm

Granted? But you have smallpox now.

I wish for comprehension.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:57 pm

Granted, but you comprehend quantum physics instead of what you wanted.

I wish for 3 more wishes!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you can only wish for the following things, High Skool Artist being the best Hockey PLayer, High Skool Artist being the best graphics designer or High Skool Artist getting a new guitar lol

i wish 16_BIT_MARIO1 wishes for those

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:27 pm

Granted. But a "guitarlol" turns out to be an ancient language for "death". You dead. Thanks for playing.

I wish for happy times.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

you get good times on dvd

i wish for some sorta sound device that makes music

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:36 pm

Granted, you get my friend's voice. *Inserts 50,000 decibel earplugs*

I wish my friend's singing voice was possible to listen to.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:38 pm

Granted. But it's still really bad.

I wish for a search engine named after me.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but its only active for 3/10ths of one half of a milisecond

i wish i never got anything mixed up with anything at all

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:55 pm

Granted, but people kill you for being so perfect.

I wish I wasn't immediately disliked by almost everybody I meet.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:51 am

Granted. You're disliked by everyone you meet.

I wish for grayyyyyyvy.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:42 am

Granted. You get a nice heaping bowl of rancid-looking grey gravy. This stuff has to be at least five years old. No dessert unless you finish the bowl!

I wish I could stream music directly into my brain (because headphones are annoying).

FearingDrake · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:49 am

Granted. But the music never stops and you go insane, you're thrown in jail and raped by some fat thug.

I wish i had a wish that couldn't backfire.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:43 am

That's the whole point of the game, so I'm not granting that.

I wish people would actually realize that backfiring wishes is the point of this game.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:15 am

Granted. That wish doesn't backfire.

I wish for night. I couldn't stand another hour of daylight.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:18 am

Granted, but it stays pitch black forever.

I wish school was over for the year. I don't care if I have to start early next year, either.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:20 am

Granted. But it's only because it's too dark for anyone to see anything.

I wish for moonlight but no sunlight.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:49 pm

Granted. The ecosystem collapses and machines rule the world.

I wish The Matrix Revolutions hadn't sucked so badly.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 pm

Granted. Now it sucks even worse.

I wish I knew why I remember wishing for people to play the Hallrunner game right, when that wish doesn't seem to be here.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:21 pm

Granted, but I contact the Hallrunner mafia. Guess what happens. DEATH AWAITS YOU.

I wish I owned Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark on a working DVD.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:23 pm

Granted. The DVD works so hard, it never has time to be watched.

I wish for enough rest.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you wake up when the world ends

i wish i could have seen more of sbemails in the year 2006

TheGlitchmaster · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:13 am

Yeh, but they're all "Why do you wear that mask Wrestleman?"
I wish I had a girlfriend who would CALL ME!

this-guy · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:28 am

Wish granted. She calls to break up.

somebody

somebody
Somebody

somebody

anybody find me somebody to love

just a username · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:22 pm

Granted, too bad the person who loved you is also a demanding, mean, spoiled brat.

I wish Uwe Boll stopped making movies.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:05 pm

Granted, but now Tarantino and Shyamalan can make MORE THAN EVER BEFORE.

I wish M. Night Shyamalan's movies stopped sucking and were as good as The Sixth Sense.

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