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Granted, but the first movie is an exact replica of The Sixth Sense, so the have their pants sued off of them.

I wish I didn't have to leave now.

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Granted. You had to leave earlier.

I wish I had an orange submarine so there wasn't a monopoly in the coloured submarine business.

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Granted. It's the special ultra-condensed version, sorta like that Book-a-Minute website.

I wish to meet Mario.

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granted, but you meet mario maroon instead, he turns out to be a serial killer

i wish i could go to a black sabbath concert that isnt ozzfest

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Granted. It's on the moon, and you forgot your spacesuit.

I wish TheHumanScreenshot actually granted my last wish instead of the last one on the last page.

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granted, but its so0 consfusing, your head a splode

i wish i could skateboard like tony hawk without him getting bad

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Granted. A skate-off between the two of you lasts for the rest of your days.

"I wish I had an orange submarine so there wasn't a monopoly in the coloured submarine business."

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Granted, but instead of 'writting', you are kept occupied being interrogated by the police. On suspicion of murder.
Granted, but it pulls a Poseidon on you! (Flips over)

I wish the eekdance ( ) smiley was upside-down so we could do "Bottom of the Page Dance".

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Granted. But, like Top of the Page Dance, it gets old after a while.
Granted. All the blood is rushing to his head.... blacking out, blacking out, blacking out....

I wish I had remembered to grant the right wish while ago. (insert facepalm smiley here)

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Granted, but t-g is offended and kills you.

I wish UPS would hurry up and bring me my package!!

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Granted, but due to their hurry, they break the (insert whatever you ordered here) on the way.

I wish I knew what 16-Bit ordered.

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Granted. I throw the highly lethal poison in your face.

I wish my AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!! emoticon was better.

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Granted, but it's so gross your computer asplodes.

I wish I had a ham sandwich.

**By the way, antidisestablishmentarianism is the opposal to the withdrawl of state support from a church or business. Yeah, I'm a real nerd for knowing that.

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

granted, but you choke on it and die

i wish the next person gets this thread mixed up with another

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Yep, I thought this was the "make a normal wish" thread.
I wish I knew about how this place's people hold themselves. I'm not liked here.

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I'm the one you don't give a hoot about!

granted, but it makes you so guilty ou kill yourself

i wish i could find my iPod

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Granted, but Disney channel Faves! was downloaded on it.
I wish for Missingno to be in a game again.

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I'm the one you don't give a hoot about!

Granted, but it ends up destroying your entire game since the friendly MissingNo. has a period at the end of its name, and your glitch doesn't.

I wish that I could look like this for five hours straight:

Granted. You can't breathe due to your lack of an open mouth and nose. Everyone likes breathing, right?

I wish I could be proven wrong.

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granted, your proven wrong by the mythbusters

i wish i could meet the mythbusters

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Granted, you suddenely realise you are Buster...uh oh...

I wish Global Warming didn't exist.

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Granted. Unfortunately, Global climate change still does. You're stuck in the tundra.

I wish I had half a wish.

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gran

fly wish tune cake for desert

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Gram is had mean grammar.

I wish I knew what the crap HSA meant.

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Granted. You enter his mind. He has gone insane, and so do you.

I wish for PUMPKINS.

I throw them into your face.

I wish I could meet Dan Green Yami Yugi. The Abridged Series one, not the real one.

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Granted. He doesn't want any more characters taking up his screen time, so he kills you SENDS YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM
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I wish the people who make all those "____ Movies" (Scary Movie, Epic Movie etc.) would stop forever.

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Granted. They're now working on Scary TV Series and Epic Internet Cartoon.

I wish I knew Spanish so I wouldn't have to take it next year.

Granted. But you will be taking longer classes of more difficult languages!

I wish I could meet bear holding a shark.

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Granted. I filmed it, I keep laughing at the part where you are mauled by the bear and the shark at the same time.

I wish George W. Bush never became president.

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