Ruin a Wish

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:08 am

Granted. HITLER DID!

I wish I didn't have to go to school today...

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you are now in canada where summer has started last week, the downside is you have failed all your grades

i wish the next person doesnt make a canadian winter reference

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:49 pm

Granted. Instead, I shall make an imbecilic, combination >9000/300 reference.
"Vegeta! What does the scanner say about his power level?"
"It says this is SPARTAAAAAAAAA!"
Wasn't that much worse?

I wish the Wheelchair would finally catch Eh! Steve

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted but its on the pilot episode that cant be veiwed by any means

i wish i wasnt sick without dieing

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:08 pm

Granted, you get rectal cancer and you have one day to live.

I wish my Lord Randall 2 was posted on YouTube, not just LR3.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but it gets FLAG'D

i wish nothing bad happens from this wish

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:41 am

Granted, but every subsequent wish will have an uncertain fate.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

I'd grant if I could, but you actually didn't wish a wish. But we'll consider it said.

I wish, on behalf of Strong Bad, that he had horns.

Zim Del Invasor · **Joined:** Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:49 am **Posts:** 405

Granted, but then tons of immature noobs e-mail him asking him "r u horny lolz" because of, well, his horns. Enough that it somehow fills up the e-mail inbox. But they keep coming and coming, and it can't auto-delete the oldest ones fast enough. Then the internet breaks. Thanks a lot.

I wish for a cup of water.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:04 am

*Hands ZDI a glass of red liquid* "This is supposed to be water?" "It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!" [/goonies]

I wish I didn't make internet references outside the internet.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Okay. You make sbemail references instead. :sb:

I wish my room would tidy itself.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but its so tidy your mom thinks you should do all the chores in the house with no pay

i wish i knew how to cook properly

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:36 pm

Granted, you know how to cook poisonous meatballs correctly.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:33 pm

Granted. You work yourself into a coma!

I wish Bubs would come to my barbecue.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Granted. But Bubs tries to sell cheap knock-offs of unlicensed unlicensed "it's a lion" merchandise at the BBq.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:16 pm

Granted, but now you killed that person. Death penalty awaits you.

I wish I wasn't allergic to mosquito bites.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

OK. You're allergic to water instead.
What, you gotta be allergic to summin'.

I wish that a ghost.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:26 pm

You wish that a ghost what?

I wish that a ghost is.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

You wish that a ghost is what?

I wish that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:30 pm

Granted, but it escapes after you claim the reward, and eats your money.

I wish I owned the movie UHF. On a not defective/broken disk.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but it's a REALLY bad bootleg. Seriously, he's recording the guy next to him for half the movie.

I wish I had more sherbet ice cream.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:36 pm

Granted. FREEZER BURN.

I wish I was done writing my game and my movie. And that I didn't switch parts of the scripts for whatever reason.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

OK, but the movie is incomplete and you have to make it a trilogy.

I wish Marshie wasn't so creepy.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:50 pm

Granted. Now Coach Z is 50 OVER 9000 times creepier, and you don't like him anymore.

I wish my brother didn't take so long in the bathroom.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:07 pm

Granted. Now your bathroom is home to a giant cockroach nest. No one wants to spend very long in there.

I wish my latest mafia game was the BEST GAME EVER.

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:15 pm

Granted, but it's so FRIGGIN AWESOME that it transcends the bounds of time, space, and physics.
Thus, everyone dies. In the BEST WAY EVER.
I wish I had talent.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:32 pm

Granted, you have the talent of being a mass murderer.

I wish school had started earlier so summer vacation would already be here.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, it started erlier, but you have to go back to school on june 30th

i wish i can see what the world would be like if john lennon had not been shot without actually happening, just a vision of what the world would be like

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:16 pm

Granted, but you think it's reality and angry mobs eat your soul.

I wish people would stop pointing out that 'pizza is spelled wrong' on my The Pizz shirt.

Pop_tire1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:50 pm

granted, but they all then realize what else the pizz looks like its spelled like.

i wish summer vacation wouldn't be so long and boring.

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