Ruin a Wish

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:57 pm

Granted. Now it's one day long.

Pop_tire1 wrote:

granted, but they all then realize what else the pizz looks like its spelled like.

They already did. I wish they hadn't.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

TIME PARADOX'D

i wish i can create time paradoxes without erasing myself from history

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:05 am

Granted, but you can still erase everything else in the universe from history. Enjoy your empty void.

I wish my DS never ran out of battery life.

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:18 am

Granted, but it leeches your life instead.
I wish that I had a pet ninja.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted , but it kills you cuz you call it an assassin

i wish i could go into a final fantasy game to see what its like

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:13 pm

Granted, but Ike (wrong series) Light Warriors kill you.

I wish I didn't make so many jokes about death.

just a username · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:23 pm

Granted, but none of your death-based jokes were funny.

I wish rule 6 didn't exist.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:44 pm

Granted, now this place gets blocked from every computer ever because it's so profane.

I wish Susan would stop hanging out in my room right now.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:42 pm

Granted. A grizzly bear is now hanging out in your room.

I wish I was super strong.

Susan · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:03 pm

Granted but you become so strong that you destroy things just by looking at them.

I wish I was hanging out in DG's room right now instead of that bear.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:25 pm

Granted. Dark Grapefruit is replaced with the bear.

I wish I didn't make so many jokes about death. (JAU's didn't make any sense)

Pop_tire1 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:34 pm

Granted, you never get any of your feelings out and your head explodes from the pressure.

I wish it wouldn't take so long until the next SBEMail.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:46 pm

Granted. They come out daily, but they suck horribly and are only a few seconds long.

I wish I won the Strong Bad Mii contest for SBCG4AP.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but before you are handed the prize, your head randomly a splodes

i wish i didnt make so many references to things

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Okay!

I wish my computers had a higher lifespan.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:56 pm

Granted, but it needs a thermonuclear battery and it explodes.

I wish I hadn't twisted my ankle yesterday. AND DON'T SAY "TIME PARADOX".

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you twist your other ankel today

i wish i didnt have any song stuck in my head right now

RammsteinRunner · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:21 am

Granted. Now you have an incessant drone stuck in your head.

I wish my ex-friend hadn't broke one of my shelves holding all my Sims 2 games.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:27 am

Granted, he broke the shelf holding all your fine china collectibles.

I wish I could travel through time, back or forward, at will, but not change anything so as not to cause a paradox.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, however you get stuck at the end of time and you can do nothing, nothing at all for all eternity

i wish for something to calm me down

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

OK. It's chloroform.

I wish for Garbledina.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

ok, but you have to wait 50 million years for it

i wish my imagination wasnt broke

Pop_tire1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:44 am

granted, but it means you get a lifetime supply of beef stew.

i wish RT didn't get locked.

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:18 am

Granted, but it expands and engulfs the entire forum, and eventually the wiki. Now you go to the Random Thoughts Wiki Forum.

I wish I had a pair of radioactive rubber pants that other people had to wear for my amusement.

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:26 am

everyone becomes superheroes but you.

i wish i could capture the evil spider woman and take her to the gynecologist for thorough extermination.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:01 pm

Granted. The gynecologist separates her into a spider and a woman that's afraid of spiders. The screaming annoys you for the rest of your life.

I wish I was more sure that what I just said is understandable. :rolleyes:

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:08 pm

Granted, but you think about it so much, you go insane.

I wish I had a drawing tablet.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

OK. You can't draw.

I wish I has SSBB.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:22 pm

Granted, you get Super Small Bobby's Bowl.

I wish I could think of what to wish for.

Pop_tire1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:37 pm

granted.

I wish TBC would release a new series of The :cheat:

Commandos with Reinforcements.

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