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Got the list. Not many people PM'd to begin with . I'm gonna start writing the thing anyway, but will work people in all the way up to the morning of September 2, unless I finish writing before then (I'm hoping to do it before Tuesday). Also will send out reminder PMs today.

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guess what? its sept 2nd. this is taking too long, we should scrap it and start over.

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Ocrap, I knew there was something else I was supposed to do today

Got most of the PMs in. Actually, might've got all but one now. I'll say this'll be done soon, but y'all've had a lot of that talk already from two different hosts, so if there's a clamor for a restart then maybe. Otherwise... once again, hold on a bit.

(My deal: I didn't think school was gonna take up as much time as it is. I think I just have to get used to the workload and let it fall into place and then I'll have time for all kinds of things, but I might be fooling myself)

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Further crap.

I wouldn't have taken this on if I'd known I'd be so busy.. sorry bout that. If someone else wants to write the story (and will definitely do it in less than a week), speak now and I'll PM you the moves.

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I am willing and ready, *puts application out*.

Name: buhubs A. hubson
Age: Who knows.
Flavor: Lemon
Previous experience: RAF 8

sent

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RAFX! THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN STALLED! CHAPTER 2:THE RUBBER EFFECT!
The eleven players in RAFX! had gathered around at the front entrance, Inverse tiger headed to the front of the group to settle the commotion that was going on.

"What the Oprah Winfrey chicken special is going on here? We have been waiting for ages for a new RAFX! story to come out and some of us have been pulling our greying hair out in anger!" said Norman Rorqual

"People please, settle down, we know you are upset." said Inverse

"UPSET?!?!" The mob roared in anger "YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING!" some said, while others ad-libbed stuff like "Give us the story or we're having Ian for dinner tonight!" or quite possibly "Write it or beat it!"

They had their torches ready, Ian was protesting that if anyone poured salt on him, he would give them a mouthful of scaly fingers balled up into a fist. But as usual, he promised more than he could deliver (wink-wink) and was forced to run with Inverse Tiger into a nearby broom closet to safety. And as the door behind them closed, they had left the mob, angry and furious, pounding on the entrance to the hall of rubber, where they had been told by Inverse that a storywriter would arrive soon to explain the results.
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During the hundreds of pounds to the entrance doors, Inverse tiger and Ian were crammed among many mops and brooms and buckets and cleaning fluids. As they sat, under the gun, writing in their journals their wills in case buhubs had never showed, Ian soon stopped and had a point of realization, he could fight back.

He said "You know, I think we can take them with the power of...well, all these cleaning fluids, c'mon fight fire with ammonia Inverse!"

The tiger looked up, he thought, there could be a moment of courage, but instead said, "No, I'm gonna commit suicide, hope that I will never have to face this kind of terror again!"

Thinking that this dear gecko would stay loyal and convince him out of it, Ian said instead "M'kay, I'm gonna go kill SEAN'D." in a very casual tone. Starting to leave Inverse with his weapon of choice, an Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Ian turned the knob of the door, and to his dismay it came off in his hand, just as this unfortunate action was happening, an awful smell started to emit from the center of the broom closet. The gecko exclaimed "Augh! What is that awful stench!?"

And Inverse's last words were "What'd you think the 'PU' was for?"
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The other 9 players were becoming violent and crazy as ever, they were beating down on the entrance door like mad, they finally threw a rock at it, which shattered the glass door.

Buhubs came across the entrance and said "Uh...come in?"

"Alright!" said Exhibit A "We've had enough nonsense buhubs!"

Teff piped in "Um, EXxy, it's Buhubs."

"Whatever!" he replied "Just tell us the dang story BUHUBS!"
"I'll make you CRY! I'LL MAKE YOU CRY!" said Ace
"Don't shoot me please! I promise I'll tell!" replied buhubs
"Who said anything about shooting?" said Ace, holding up a bowl of cooked onions.

The storyteller started to begin a long speech "Now, if you'll just come with me to the rubber room, which has four walls and a floor made of rubber...but a ceiling made of GLASS! I will tell you the story there, now, SEAN'D take your hands out of your pockets, now that we are in the room of rubber let me tell you to make no sudden movements, or else-"

"DON'T OPEN YOUR WINDOWS!" came Ian who burst out of the broom closet by breaking the door down "A HORRIBLE STENCH IS AFOOT!"

The other 9 RAFFERS started smelling their armpits.

"NO, NOT THAT KIND OF STENCH! INVERSE TIGER HAS FIRED HIS-"
Ian, immediately recgonized SEAN'D! and said stupidly-
"SEAN'D, HOLD ON A MINUTE I WANT TO KILL YOU!"

Sean immediately started running, and old depressed Teff found a use for this reckless behavior of Ian's and said "Ian, kill me please, I wish to die!"
"But-"
"I'll pay you ten bucks!"
Ian immediately sprayed the highly toxic 409 in his hand into Teff's face, because as you know Geckos could always use a little more green.
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Buhubs was becoming furious, he said very clearly not to make any sudden movements, because if a really big one came along onto the rubber floor of the rubber room, it could throw one of the contetants into the galss ceiling.

As he was jumping up and down in anger, it caused a wave through the floor, which raised it and immediately sent the King of Katamari through the glass ceiling, killing him and shattering the glass.

Shards started to come down, and unfortunately for Neo and Norman Rorqual, they had been stabbed by the flying little sharp shards of glass.
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Ian had cornered SEAN'D into a corner, for it was the fashion at the time, and Ian said before releasing deadly 409 "Take your hands out of your pockets, it's a baaaaaaad habit."

The deadly cleaning fluid spraked at his hands, which Sean had an immediate reaction to, his hands flying from his pockets, throwing the pocketry (contents of the pockets) into mid-air. This included one empty chapstick holder, suicidal Ace deliberately stepped in front of the flying holder but was vigorously pushed aside by WeirdAlFan, the holder pierced him into the forehead, killing WeirdAlFan.

Ace wailed in defeat, as he had not managed to kill himself, Ianthegecko, passed by, the gecko knew he had finally killed SEAN'D for whatever reason he crzily made up. Ace begged for Ian to help kill himself, he refused, but as the gecko was leaving Ace said lastly "Could I at least have some form of addictive entertainment to wash out the dead body trauma?"

Ian stopped, tossed Ace some papers with the best printed out internet pornography on them, he devoured the images with his perverted eyes. Did not notice that Ian and buhubs left everyone behind to die and suffer, and did not notice Exhibit A with a daggger, behind him.
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King of Katamari dies of the deadly disease 'forfeit'

Inverse Tiger targets SELF with weapon I listed up there earlier
WeirdAlFan targets SELF with empty chapstick holder
Teff targets SELF with Ian's services
Inverse, WAF, and Teff dead

SEAN'D, Neo, and Norman Rorqual die of not sending PMs
Ian targets SEAN'D and survives, still strong at 2 lives
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Exhibit A quickly advances with the dagger, Ace sensed danger, and with quick thinking, shielded himself with the porn, wrestling the dagger out of his hand, bouncing off a rubber wall and stabbing Exhibit A in the back.

Ace sobs at the ruined porn, but quickly realizes one more chance for suicide, but as he grabs the dagger, the other player he forgot about takes a grip to it.

mew4ever23 says "Ha, I will be the one successfully killing myself today, thank you very much Ace."

Ace replies, "But I'm just going to get the dagger back, and once you have stabbed yourself, I will be able to successfully commit suicide!"

"Not if I stab it where you won't go after it!" said Mew4ever 23 as she stabbed the dagger in...well, let's just say a place Ace didn't want to go looking in. And Ace watched, as chance of suicide was fleeting before his eyes, and the porn he had craved was now nothing but a memory.
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Acekirby targets self with Interbutt
Exhibit A trgets Ace with a dagger
Exhibit A dead

mew4ever 23 targets self with Exxy's dagger
mew dead

Okay, now for the standings
Acekirby
WAF, Inverse, Ian, SEAN'D
Teff, ExA, mew, Neo, Norman
King of Katamari
3 lives left
2 lives left
1 life left
DEAD
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There 'ya go, I have done, what two other users haven't but-

IN MEMORIAM
Inverse's Muse
Ian's Muse

Still, I'd say they're writing skills are pretty good, considering the past RAF, and the RAF before the one before the past one.

So do you like it?

So, I guess...pm me moves for next round?
Unless Inverse or Ian want to write.

Um, yeah, I still have all three lives left.

I liked the whole porn thing.

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nice job bubhubs ill send in my pm in a sec.

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Thanaks, I appreciate it.

Let me just tabulate the choices, dunno if I have all of them.

EDIT: 'Kay, I don't have mew's, SEAN'D's, Neo's, or Norman's.

Or Teff's.

'Kay, no more fooling, everyone has got one week to SEND IN THEIR MOVE!

Tough love time guys. If you haven't sent in your move now you must send it in by...

September 20th, 2007, 10:00 pm

You don't, you lose one life, understood?

EDIT: The deadline's getting closer guys, I'm sending reminder pms

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LEGAL TRIPOST!
RAF!X PART FREE...I MEAN THREE, THIS THING COSTS $2.95 PAL!
buhubs was posting on the forum as usual, making jokes, knowing this would be the last time he could probably get one on the forum for a while, the gabbly was filled with people like Didymus, Somm-1, and Ath-a-late. Then it crossed his mind...Avatar ended! He missed one of his favorite shows for stupid little hi-jinks! (The action, not the actual T.V. show hi-jinks where parents act bitter about their children and get back at them with foolish and juvenille pranks, proving that they are no better than them). He raced to the T.V., turned it on and wailed in defeat, he had missed it, and was truly sorry, and no matter how hard he wished they would either show stupid Spongebob or stupid Danny Phantom, none of the airbender which he was waiting so long for new ones to come out since the second season had ended. Buhubs sniffled but then his mind came to a thought, the computer reality helmets he had invented about a year ago, he raced up to the non-existant attic, and pulled them out, after he blew the dust off they glistened in glory, he powered them up, connected them to the computer, and was hoping that his current window was youtube, but buhubs had made a drastic mistake when he had forgotten he was playing Pac-Man as well. As he transported to the realistic computer world, he gasped in shock, then, he turned his head, and saw a red ghosty-thingy headed right towards him, he crouched and whimpered, he was done for!
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The wind howled outside as Inverse Tiger was putting the finishing touches in perfecting Leonardo Da Vinci's helicopter. As he dabbed on the last drop of varnish, he wiped the sweat off his forehead and said "There ya go boss, the ancient and most likely useless in our current time, helicopter, invented by one Leonardo Da-
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't give me a history lesson here Tigre, just show me how this thing works already!"
"Well, you'll need four men to power it."
"Is it alright if I use Teff, Neo, Norman Rorqual, and Exhibit A instead?"
"Sure thing."
"Then come with me Inverse, I wish for you to enjoy the ride with me, to look at the sky of Italy, and all it's other Italian mobster stuff that buhubs is just guessing at."
"Alright, anything, as long as it's targeting the air with the brutality it deserves, you stupid air! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! I'LL KILL YOU! ROAR! LOUD NOISES! ANGER VENTED WITHIN A LOUDER FORM OF SPEAKING!!!"
The crime boss was confused, but in mew's confusion her thoughts told her, don't worry, we'll get Inverse, you weapon you, Inverse is truly the crazy one mr. weapon, we must take him out.
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Scaly legs twirled into the pixelated air and Ian with his crazy legs, did a lot of cool moves like in the matrix, the bending down and dodging bullets, stuff like that, finally, he destroyed the red ghosty-thingy that buhubs was cowering from. He stood up, blew off the blue smoke emitting from his gun, helping buhubs out and not listening to his pleas of thanks and to not kill him as well. Ian's ears had an acute sense of listening that magnified things by 100, he was looking around the blue walls, seeing ghosty-thingys chasing many a doomed pacmen, and then two legs that screamed "Get a better gashion sense!" and "What time is it?" SEAN'D! said to buhubs, "Man, where were you, I thought we agreed to use my self made bad DVD movie gun to shoot at old folks and old folks with pigeons!" Buhubs replied, "Sorry, I must've forgotten, you must've come in by my second computer helmet, I was distracted, I missed Avatar: the last airbender and-"
"Who's he?!" said SEAN'D stepping towards Ian, and before buhubs could get the slightest chance to respond, SEAN'D! said "You know what I do to friends you make behind my back, right buhubs?!?"
Ian, picked up a nearby power pill, just in case, and as he had guessed, he soon found out he was right...it was a standoff.
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Inverse and Mew stepped into the helicopter and Mew stroked her weapon, feeling the coldness of killing a person who worked for her, finding the warmth in it and enjoying it. The four started twirling the blades around to power up the helicopter, however, Inverse noticed there was some slacking, he poked his head out the helicopter window to view the dilemma.
"Pick up the pace Exxy, me and mew want to fly this thing into the Italy nighttime background already!" said Inverse.
"Yeah Exhibit A, work harder, twirl the blades faster, you FOUR-EYED, SPRITE CRAZED, CREWCUT DORK! Be better!!!" replied Exhibit A.
Inverse was confused, as he slanted an eyebrow in this mindstate he saw Exhibit A criticizing himself with even more cruelty, piling up so hard on himself that for some reason, the helicopter lifted off the ground and into the sky. The helicopter was now twirling violently, it suddenly shook off Exhibit A, Norman Rorqual, and Teff, killing Exxy and Norman, however Teff was surprisingly kept alive by landing into a nearby shrub that grew pillows.
Suddenly loud clanking feet were bounding torwards the helicopter, a huge giant with Al at its shoulders, commanding the giant to crush the helicopter. As the helicopter was flying in midair, the giant grabbed it, and the helicopter soon started crushing at both sides, top and bottom, within the interior. WeirdAlFan said, "Have any of you ever read the Roald Dahl classic 'BFG'? Well, this giant is its evil twin, muahahahahhahahahahaha!"
"MAMA MIA!(the saying, not the broadway musical that has song numbers made from old 80's songs...I think)" said Inverse.
Mew then feared she would miss her chance to kill the Inverse Tiger.
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The glowing pill flashed on and off in Ian's hand, he stood there facing SEAN'D! who had the bad movie DVD gun, they both waited for each other to fire their weapons. Buhubs tried to calm them both down, saying "Ian and SEAN'D! Put the weapons down now, let's not have anyone get hurt or we might-"
"SHUT UP AND LET ME KILL HIM ALREADY!" said Ian, and as you might've guessed, in Ian's annoyance he threw the power pill against the wall of the pac-man arena, it bounced off buhubs's cranium, out of the computer, and off into the real world, most likely in the direction of Italy.
Ian was weaponless, he gave his final words, and his head was soon cut off by a fired DVD of 'Garfield: the movie' and he was killed. Decapitated Ian collapsed, buhubs weeped (over Avatar ) and SEAN'D! gave a salute fire, it was a black moment as buhubs and SEAN'D! left the computer world and headed off towards the old folks.
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Hanging from the end of the helicopter blade, Neo, was fearing for his life, but it really annoyed him because all his fear was just lasting for too long. So in his boredom on deathrow he looked out onto the night time sky of Italy, watching the stars glisten, he brethed deeply and took in the aroma of such...well, it would be 'peacefulness' if the big frightening giant wasn't shaking the helicopter so much.
"Ah, what beautiful stars, and the pac-man power pill, ah so radiant, heading towards us in a violent matter...wait a minute!"
The powerpill collided with the helicopter, burning up the wood and Neo, as this unexplained fire burned, you could hear Neo saying-
"Thannnnk youuuuuuuuuuuu."
The fire finally reached the giant's hand, he shook his hand in pain but being careful not to lose grasp of the helicopter, as WeirdAlFan said "Don't lose your hold of that helicopter, FOOL!" with the slightest hint of a Mr. T accent...and by Mr. T I mean Mr. Tablowski, the geezer who in 1932, started the trend of saying "Get off my lawn, kid!" he said "FOOL!" as well*. Inverse started losing control of his seat, he jiggled up and down, like the jiggly jello Bill Cosby loved so much, in fact, Inverse too, as he fell out of the helicopter made some last grunting noises like the beloved character, before dying by landing on a violently prickly tree that mew had planted years ago. Mew had said
"That's how I kill Inverse?!?! Man, we need to contact the author of this story bad because his writing ain't worth sh-"
Italians watched as the giant finally shook off Da Vinci's burning helicopter, WeirdAlFan said "Yes my Big Frightening Giant, now, today we kill Neo, Inverse, and mew, tomorrow, we kill all of ITALY! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
"Will you keep it down in there?!? I don't care if you do have a Big Frightening Giant, I'm TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP OVER HERE!!!" said a nearby angry Italian, who had called it a day.
"Sorry" said WeirdAl.
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Teff awoke dazed and confused in the shrub, his eyes were rolling all over the place, in his blurred vision, his eyes spotted Ace, who stopped in his tracks and said "Teff! I need you to do me a favor, you're a mobster right?"
"Wuh?"
"I'm feeling suicidal."
"Wuh?"
"I need you to give me the kiss of death."
"Wuh?"
"I'm kissing you."
"Wuh?"
But it was too late until Ace realized that a twig that was on Teff's face had lodged itself into his brain and Teff's.
"Y'know, you could've told me there was a twig on your face before giving me the kiss of death."
"Wuh?"
At Teff's funeral, people cried and weeped at the tombstone that depicted "Here lies The Experimental Film: Who cares?-Why bother?"
However, topofsm the monkeroo had taken pleasure in dancing on the grave after he was buried, toppo said "HAH! And you thought I'd never outlive you!"
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God greeted Teff outside the pearly gates of heaven, he had his colossal fingers and hand but surprisingly a small head, as he overshook Teff's hand he said in a comically squeaky voice "Welcome to heaven my brother."
"Wuh?"
"Oh, one of 'those' types, well while we try to be accepting of all types of people we simply can't stand...well, 'special' people, why don't you join our 'special' group?"
Teff was immediately ejected down under and landed smack dab in the center of a fiery pit, with smoke, red, and brimstone everywhere he was greeted by Adolph Hitler who said "Welkum to Hell!"
"Wuh?"
"Ach du lieber! We can't keep taking you idiiotss, we must ejekt you into a dieper levil!"
Teff went even further into the ground, landing smack dab in a seat into a movie theater, a man came in front of the screen and said-
"We now present to you Snakes On a Plane...without Samuel Jackson"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Teff
"No screaming during the movie!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
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Here's what happened...
SEAN'D--->Ian Weapon: Bad movie DVD gun.
mew--->Inverse Weapon: Prickly tree
Acekirby--->SELF Weapon: Teff's face
WeirdAlFan--->Mew Weapon: Doom-KnockOff BFG 9000
Ianthegecko--->Neo Weapon: Pac-Man Power Pill
Exhibit A--->SELF Weapon: Arguments towards Self.
Inverse Tiger--->AIR Weapon: Leo Da Vinci helicopter invention.

Neo, Norman, and Teff each lose one life for not sending in pms

I'm too lazy right now to do colors:
2 lives each: Acekirby, WAF, SEAN'D!
1 live each: Inverse Tiger, Ianthegecko
DEAD: Teff, ExA, mew, Neo, Norman

I dunno about you, but I'm on the edge of my seat right about now.

SEND IN PMS IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, FOR ROUND 4!

*Don't expect me to be a history teacher here!

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'Kay, need to get this game moving, so, I'm giving everyone 11 days to send in their move and weapon, so far I have only have, SEAN'D's and Ian's moves, which means, Inverse, Ace, and WeirdAlFan need to get a move on.

Send in your moves men, by:
October 18th, 10:00pm, EST

OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*prepares mousetrap*

EDIT: 'Kay, I'm sending WeirdAlFan a reminder.

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if memory serves, i sent mine..

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RAF!X: THE FINAL FIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!
The couch cushions were crushing his head, but Inverse did not care, he had seen a lot of commercials over the years, and wished at least one visual of them had come true. Alas, no fireworks surrounding his cereal, no true bounce in his hair after using the nature shampoo, all natural, all the time...except for wednesdays. However, the febreeze commercials stayed true to heart, as those people who had just sprayed the freshener on chairs and such, were now sniffing it. Finally Inverse smelled the glorious scent, yeah, he knew part of it might be taking inhalants, but all he wanted to do was to go deeper into the couch. But the plan hit a snag, now his head was stuck in the couch, he wondered if he could get it out, he tried, he failed, he imagined every possible taunt people could give him for this, he thought about blindly hitting the buttons on the phone hoping to get 911, instead he got his close friend on the phone, The fan of Weird Al Yankovich.
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As the cart he was rolling in the canned goods section, Ian was whistling the theme tune to the new and crazy abc family series, the colorado rockies have The real kramer as an uncle. The tune was mostly a rant going "I'm the real KRAMER! You baseball freaks!" Ian did not take the statements lightly, yet he still was addicted to the show since the baseball freaks got to swing at the real Kramer with their special baseball bats. Towards the end of the theme tune, Ace came around the corner of the aisle, and said "Hey IAN! Why you singing? Should we call you 'Ian the singer'? Huh? SHOULD WE! Haha!" This was not enough to bring him down, he wanted to correct Ace saying that he was actually whistling and not opening his mouth and singing, but decide it was best to just keep going. But Ian was no match for Ace's superior teasing, going on, saying, "IAN THE SINGER! IAN THE SINGER! LET'S LAUGH AT HIM EVERYONE!" Indeed everyone around the scene broke into loud laughter, pointing at him as well and making faces, Ian decided to use his superior wit and said
"So What?"
Everyone fell silent.
Ace replied "Oh, uh, oh yeah? Well, um...uh...uh...um...give me a second here...uhh...yeah, well...well your mother smells!"
Everyone around the scene resumed laughing, Ian walked to the cashier, paid for his things and ran out in a huff. As he walked out, the laughter distanced itself, he did not enjoy being teased by Ace, walking into a dark alley, he met a fellow who he had met before, they shared a common goal, to take down Acekirby. Ian said "Alright, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill ACE!"
"Keep your voice down!" said the fellow.
He continued "Okay, so, let us prepare, let me get my weapon...a ghetto blaster."
"A what?"
"You know...a stereo?"
"Oh...okay."
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"You what?"
"Sigh, I got my head stuck in the couch." said a muffled Inverse Tiger.
"Again?"
"YES AGAIN! WEIRD AL! Please get me out."
"Hold on, let me call Ace, this is perfect for him."
"NO-NO! Don't! Ace will never let me live this down!"
"Exactly."
"I hate you!"
"Everyone does."
Weird Al Fan giggled a bit like a school girl and dialed the numbers with a tremor, he anticipated telling Ace this as the rings went on, finally Ace picked up his cellular phone.
"Hello?"
"Yeah, Ace? Where are you?"
"I'm getting back from Speedy Mart, just made a fool of Ian there, I called Ian 'Ian the singer' and said his mother was a smelly pig. Isn't that so hilarious?"
"Uhh...no."
"...Oh, not even a little bit?"
"Not even a micro bit!"
"Oh, well, what's going on dude?"
"Inverse got his head stuck in the couch."
"Ha, he's such a couch head!"
"Okay, seriously dude, you need to work on your material."
"Man you are making me so angry, I'll kill you with whatever I next pick up from the sidewalk, let me check...no...no, that's too gross...there's bugs all over that...pfft, silly sidewalk, I can't kill people with a gun...A-ha! A Maple LEAF! You're Dead Al!"
Weird Al Fan chuckled over the phone after hearing Ace.
"DON'T LAUGH! I'm gonna kill you...you'll see!" Ace said, sobbing in tears. Weird Al Fan hung up the phone and laughed at the thought of being killed with a maple leaf, his tummy grumbled, in fact it said "Yo, dude! I'm hungry man! Spare a brother a piece of cheese...anything man!" Weird Al Fan shhok his head in confusment, he said "Wow, I'm dillusional, my stomach is talking, I am hungry." Walking over to Inverse who's head was still stuck in the couch, he said,
"Yo, Inverse! Got anything I could eat?"
"Uhh, there's some meatloaf in the fridge."
"'Kay, thanks man."
A few minutes later after eating the meatloaf, his stomach did not take it in well, he said to Inverse
"What did you put in that meatloaf man?"
"That wasn't meatloaf, those were brown legos."
"BROWN LEGOS? DUDE, THAT'S GONNA KILL ME! IS THIS YOUR SICK IDEA OF REVENGE INVERSE?"
"Exactly"
"I hate you!"
Weird Al Fan started to go into a coughing fit, he coughed up some blood, and maybe even a bone or two.
"Uh-oh, that can't be good." said Weird Al Fan as he collapsed to the floor and died. Soon, Ace came bursting into the room, his fists shaking angrily, he threw the maple leaf randomly in the air, he cursed at his timing, seeing that Weird Al Fan was already dead, then at first sight of Inverse, he went into a laughing fit. Inverse angry at this laugh, he squirted some Febreeze in Ace's eyes, throwing Ace back towards two figures, one Ian, and the other SEAN'D! Both holding weapons to his ears, a deadly tootsie pop, and a ghetto blaster.
"Good night Ace." said SEAN'D
And with a gulp, Ace nervously said "Good night."
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Sorry it's kinda short, I'm busy here.

WAF----->SELF Weapon: LEGO blocks
Ace------>AIR Weapon: A maple leaf
Inverse->AIR Weapon: Febreeze
SEAN"D>Ace Weapon: Ghetto blaster: stereo
Ian------->Ace Weapon: Tootsie pop

Two lives left:SEAN'D!
One Life Left:Inverse, Ian, Ace, and Weird Al Fan.

'Kay, send in your moves for round 5!

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lol them dang plastic bricks...

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I went crazy on the dialogue though, hardly any...like, story.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Man, I'm doing pretty well...
Haha! I might even win this thing!

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

i've actually got a good idea for RAF 11, involving teams and such, but i couldn't write the stories.

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NOES! DON'T, I GOTS AN IDEA FOR RAF!

Kidding Al, sure it would be great, gotta ask Ian I think, considerin he has almighty power over this, and a mod which makes things even more in his control.
But no foolin', I gots an idea. Can I please like...mod another RAF? Ian?

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Sure, if you wanna do 11, go ahead.

As for teams, I've never played RAF! that way before, so I dunno how it would work. Try looking on The Grey Labyrinth forums; they might know how.

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A team consisting of two people, one of them picks the option that they don't want, the other picks one of the remainng two actions that they don't want, they act upon the remaining action.

Example:
John and Mary are on a team,
John doesn't want to shoot AIR
Mary doesn't want to shoot any of the others
John and Mary shoot themselves.

I'm waiting on Ace, your deadline is...
October 28th, 10:00 pm, the year 2007

If ya Don't, you die.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I was thinking more like 4 or 5 player teams with a Captain or someone who has more lives or something like that..i'm not sure, but like, you know you can only attack the other team..a Rouge kinda think would be cool with one person not on any teams, with 2 or 3 lives or something..i dunno. just throwing out ideas =P

EDIT: oh yeah, the teams could have themes like, Star Wars Vs. Star Trek, where they can only use weapons that are based after those themes.. but then again just another idea

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stop poverty NOW!

Eh, I dunno how you could make desicions that way, but it does seem inventive.

Also, Ace, you are still due to pm your answer, the deadline stands, but just letting you know.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

yeah i mean i was just typing all the thoughts going through my head.

it sorta hurt >.<

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stop poverty NOW!

RAF!X:AND THEN THERE WERE THREE!
Ace sat nervously in his very special chair, he sweated with nervousness, as he knew he was on one last life, and some people were getting very tired of him. He stood up, took the microphone off the stand, and began telling jokes about the difference in behaviors of different races, president bush, and why today's frozen dinners are so...frozen. However, boos came from the audience, but not from the audience in general, but rather, from one person, holding his hands up around his mouth. IantheGecko had not got enough satisfaction from killing Ace last round, nor did he appreciate the author constantly breaking the fourth wall, practically making it non-existant even, but tough luck pal, because I can keep doing it if I want, MUAHAHAHA! Anyways, as Ian was booing, Ace thought of a brilliant retaliation, he replied "Uh...oh, you think you can do better? Probably all you would say is...gecko, gecko, gecko." The audience laughed at buhubs's poor attempt at humor right now, but buhubs is a little pressed for time right now, anyways so Ace-
"You're doing it again" said Ian
Doing what again?
"You're breaking the fourth wall, c'mon man we all know you can do better than this, much better."
Yeah, but-
"But nothing, at least give me my weapon without breaking that there fourth wall."
Well, I'll try, so anyways, out of a mysterious vague puff of smoke, 2,the ranting Gryphon, in his fursona form, a Gryphon of course, and said in an excited tone "Whoooooooooooooooo's ready to laugh tooooooooooooonight!?!"
"I am!" said everyone else
"Great, because guess who's ready to bring it?"
"Anyone but you?" said Ace
The audience gave a troublesome ooh, y'know, like whenever someone gets in trouble, ooooooooooooo. 2, the ranting Gryphon, stomped over to where Ace was standing with his gryphon feet and looking down into his eyes, in a stern voice he said
"Is 'dem fighting words? Do you want to get into a comedy battle with me, because I make everyone laugh so hard that they wet their pants!"
"I haven't wet my pants since Kindergarden!"
"THEN IT'S A BATTLE OF COMEDIANS!"
The audience childlishly went "Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!" Ace and the Gryphon circled eachother with angry glares, they both held microphones in their hands and faced the audience to each tell their jokes, however, Acekirby may have been a bit more nervous, but there was absolutely no turning back, the fight was on.
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The wheels grinded on the half-pipe, or quarter pipe, or whatever dang pipe ya' want, anyways, SEAN'D! was doing all his coolest skateboard tricks for his friends, they were all seriously cool, I mean like TONY HAWK brand tricks. A knock came about on the skate-hall door, Inverse Tiger who was too busy on his brand new type computer with all the crazy cables that most people would know diddly about, was too lazy to get the door, and asked Weird Al Fan to get the door. Al glared at him, and with slight annoyance walked over to the door, he opened the door, and found Tony Hawk standing right there, but SEAN'D! was a little more shocked than Weird Al Fan.
"TONY HAWK?!?" said SEAN'D!
"That's right SEAN'D!," said Tony "your wildest and probably least likely to happen of dreams, by some unbelievable chance has come true, why don't we do some tricked out tricks, but don't pinch yourself, this is all way too real, even for me."
"Wow, the scripted dialogue, the vast knowledge of skateboard moves, the unpredictability of his entrance! TONY! TONY MY HERO!"
But alas, fate was cruel, very cruel, so cruel in fact it let SEAN'D! get so distracted that he slipped off the pipe and off the skateboard, crashing through the window and flying through the sky.
"Woah, we better get out of here before any lawsuit ensues." Tony said as he ran from the scene with his lawyers.
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Tears were flyng everywhere, 2, the ranting Gryphon that was comedy battling with Ace was killing the audience...figuratively, making them laugh hard, I mean if they were driking any alcohol at the time it would be coming out their noses man. Ace swayed, he was dying out on stage, being outdone by, by, a furry, his sweat droppedon the stage, making it almost impossible to stand, as Ace slid around on the floorboards of the stage, he decided it was best that he not face the aftermath of this comedian fight. But no guns were around, no emo teens that wanted to end their life ever came to the comedy club, so Ace decided to kill himself with some of his comedy routine, he picked up a mirror and saw himself doing an impression of the watergate weasel himself, Richard Milhouse Nixon. As Ace loosened his cheeks making his voice sound very shaky he said
"I am not a crook!"
The ranting Gryphon saw this little bit of the Richard Nixon impression, he couldn't help but follow his gut reaction, he cracked a smile, started to laugh a bit, and before you could say "Tuesday Night is ladies' night" he broke out into tears and laughter rolling around the floor. Ian did not appreciate this, he didn't want the ranting Gryphon to be distracted from his original mission, to run Ace into the ground. He persisted that he get back to verbally dueling, Ian said
"Hey you stupid ranting beast of a mythical sort, stop your idiotic giggling and just do better than ACE!"
"What did you say?" said 2
"Umm, nothing, nothing, just proceed."
"NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF THE RANTING GRYPHON!" the furry bellowed. With his colossal claws he pierced into Ian's vital, important organs, and his appendix, and made off with him, dropping him into a nearby ditch outside the club. When Ace got up after the gryphon made a hole in the ceiling of the club, he got up to see the audience laughing hysterically at his Nixon impression. With his last line in this segment of the story, he said "Thank you, I'm here every friday! Try the veal!"
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As SEAN'D! was flying through the air, the skating arena he just flew out of becoming a tiny dot on the horizon, he was becoming increasingly bored, wishng something would happen. Suddenly, he finally crashed into another building, through the window of a cactus factory, and the landing on the cactuses finally gave hm enough internal bleeding to die. SEAN'D!'s last words were "Thank goodness, I thought I would die an uninteresting death."
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Weird Al Fan closed the door after Tony Hawk had left the building, Inverse Tiger still typing away at the computer, with random cables here and there which even he may have knew nothing at all about them or what they do. Al was angry, angry that Inverse was too lazy to just take a few measly seconds to step away from the computer and open the door for Tony. He wanted to say something, but for dramatic interest thought it would be best to keep the anger bottle up inside him and let it fester for a while. After two hours Inverse finally spoke his opinion, tense silence is something that did not please him, Inverse stood away from the computer and said
"What are you so angry about Al?"
"Oh, I think you know!"
"Is it about the brown legos?"
"No! It's that you couldn't take some time to step away from the computer and answer the dang door!"
"Oh please Al, I was just busy is all, is one slight neglection enough to make a huge deal over?"
"Please Inverse, I hardly think you have the argument to stand sufficient, just back out before you embarass yourself, eat your own nose before it's too, too late."
"What?!?"
"You heard me! I'm angry as heck for sure!"
"Fine, uhh...you aren't going to kill me now are you?"
"No! Of course not. I'm just a little ticked off is all."
Inverse gave a sigh of relief, he randomly threw a CAT 6 Ethernet Cable in the air and went back to work, little did he know Weird Al Fan was lying. As Al opened the window a light morning breeze through the whatever, blew Inverse out of the skating place, through the window, the shards of glass ever so randomly killing him.
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Ace------>SELF Weapon: A richard nixon impression
Ian------->Ace Weapon: 2, the ranting gryphon
Inverse Tiger-->AIR Weapon: CAT 6 Ethernet Cable
SEAN'D!-->SELF Weapon: Skateboarding mishap
WAF------->Inverse Weapon: light morning breeze through the shire

One life left: Weird Al Fan, Acekirby, and SEAN'D!
DEAD: Inverse Tiger, Ianthegecko.

There ya go boys, send in your moves for round...I've lost count, just send in your moves for the next round.

Richard Nixon > some furry, always and forever.

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I'm dead? ABORT THE TOAST!

But mah jam is all lonely then

And for the record, I only have WeirdAlFan's move, in the interest of moving things along, one more deadline, and then hopefully game X will be done, and 11 can take its place.

Ace and SEAN'D!, you have until November 3rd, 10:00 pm
to pm your move, if not WeirdAlFan wins RAF!X.