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Wish granted. Unluckily, you're one legged, blind, hairless, earless, tailless, dog that smells like last years left overs. Against all odds, a kid finds you, and he likes you. He takes you to his home. Unluckily again, you're in China and the boy and his family eats you for dinner.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted! You get an endless amount of cue cards with wishes on them. Then you die somehow.

I wish Gas prices were cheaper.

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Wish granted! Gas is now $0.25 per gallon! Everyone in the world buys an SUV. The Polar Ice Caps melt and drown the entire eastern seaboard. Also, the air becomes toxic and everyone gets lung cancer. Nice job.


I wish that I knew had to juggle(This ought to be good!)

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Wish granted. The gas prices gets so low, that people use so much, that after only ten years the world is so poisoned with gas that everything, and I mean everything dies. NOICE WORK'D!!

I wish I had some more inspiration so that I wouldn't just sit here all day long.

Edit: Simulpost'd!!

Juggle: hurrah! you learn to juggle..... unfortunatley you cant lift anything that weighs more than half of a gram of sand, you slowley die fo no apparent reason at all.

Inspiration: you get inspiration and write the greatest novel...... in Kenya, so noone notices you and you umm.....get.......err....... murdered in an african prision who kills Kenyans because of their....color........ and you burn to death at Zeigwelch.

i wish for the game SOCOM3 and a ps2 usb headset. and a soda...no... rootbeer.

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Wish Granted! The combination of sugar from the rootbeer and violence in the game make you hyperactive, causing you to fall down the stairs and sevre your spine. You slowly suffer in the hospital as you slowly bleed to death from unnoticed internal injuries. But before you die, 6 of your major arteries clog simutaneously, causing pressure to build up and eventually casue you to explode in a bloody mess all over the hospital room. Your family is charged extra for the clean up. Oh! and you have an open casket funeral so you can imagine how that was.

>I wish I had a new needle for my record player.

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granted! unfortunatly the albums and LP's that you have all suck so the DJ throws you out.....

concerning my other wish: okay, i know i got hyper and everything, but what happend in the game????? did my squad complete the mission or not?

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Your squad didnt complete nothing, anger was also a factor in your crazyness.


>I wish I wished

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Granted. just plain and simple, you wished for a wish, but you just used up your only wish wishing for another wish, so you got nothing.

i wish for self help.

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You get self help from a quack doctor whose degree was found in a cereal box and you end up more emotionally disturbed than before. And in debt, because you're not covered by health insurance.

I wish for the poster below me to have a wonderful life.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Wish granted. Tough I steal all your pie and candy and stuff, and then I laugh at you all day long! Mwuhahaha!

I wish this wish won't be ruined.

Wish granted. Your wish is not ruined. But since that's all you wished for, you don't get anything.



I wish that weekends were 8 days long.

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Wish granted. However, there's only one weekend. Not one a year, just one. And it was like 100 years ago, so you missed it. NO MORE WEEKENDS'D!

I wish that you didn't just get hungry and eat something, but that if your body needs for example, iron, you feel how nice it would be to eat something that has iron in it. And if your body has too much of something, you think things that has that in it are discusting.

Wish granted. Your blood needs more iron, so you eat an anchor. All your teeth are broken and fall out.

I wish that was the President.

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Wish granted. Since nobody understands what he means, everybody ignores him, and wars are stopped because the last president was the only one wanting the wars. Since nobody's making war, people get a lot friendlier and fix all world problems together. Now everything is perfect. Nothing will ever change. BOOOORIIIIING'D!

I wish you a Merry Christmas!

Granted! Unfortuanatly New Years did not recieve any goodness.



>I wish for some Jub Jubs

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Granted, congradulations on your DD plastic surgery!

i wish i knew how to advertise my stories better.

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Granted! GO LOOK AT CHOCO'S STORIES!!! is posted evrywhere. You get banned for spammulation.

>I wish for my stupid insurrance company to get a move on getting my money to me!

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Wish granted, however, you can'ta afford to do that.

I wish I pwned the entire world!!

Edit: ARRGLBLBL semipost'd!!

Granted! you Pawned off the entire world to space aliens for a cookie, and a copy of Pooty Tang.

i wish i had the same ammount of Knowledge as Mr.Crowley

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Wish granted! Mr. Crowley's IQ's been reduced to -2. So has your's.

I wish the fish was delish and made quite dish.

done. you wished for nothing of importance. you are smited for the next three rounds wich means you cant post here till another 3 people have made a wish, then your free from the pit of Antiqueneda

i wish for a Scrying mirror.

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wish granted.The mirror scries you to death.

I wish that I was super smart and that wish cannot be ruined in any way.

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

Wish granted. However, you become booksmart and not street smart. And you're a fool if you think that this wish cannot be ruined.

I wish I had a pony.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Wish granted. Too bad it's a dead pony : (.


I wish I had my driver's lisence.

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Gran-didilly-anted! Too bad the sharp corners give you paper cuts and the DMV place is locked and being robbed while at the same time is under a terrorist attack.

In closeing you die.


>I wish for a large generic wad of money to randomly appear in front of me that I could do whatever I wanted with.

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Wish granted. But it's worthless pink and blue and yellow Monopoly money.

I wish that my headache would go away.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Wish granted. You OD on tylenol and die.


I wish for the speedy destruction of Microsoft.

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SYSTEM ERROR!


i wish for free money

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One Yen for you.



>I wish for a sub woofer

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