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A. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GIANT DEATH MECH?!?!

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A. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GIANT DEATH MECH?!?!

Q. I hope you bought her some asprin...

No no no, you give the question first in response to the previous answer, and then you make up and answer for the next person to give a question for. Got it?

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I did, I just got flipped aroud. Sorry, mis-labling, the asprin thing is my answer and the mech thing is my question.

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