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Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:00 am

May I offer you the first hit?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:01 am

And just what am I supposed to do with that?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:04 am

Wouldn't it make sense that you would hit me with it?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:05 am

What are you, some kind of Masochist?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:08 am

Can't I just be nice and show you my awesome power without hurting you?

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

Why can't we talk about something I'd understand, like Sudoku or something? What's up with this "awesome power" and "how to spell Google" crap? Doesn't ANYBODY care what I think? Is there some sort of law that I need to contribute to the Wiki more if anyone's gonna care about me? Or are all those previous sentences just an expression of an abnormally large amount of teen angst, and everybody cares about me after all, and I just need to get into the spirit of the game?

What does the word "angst" mean, anyway? Who uses that word besides psychiatry-ologists trying to make money off of psychiatry-ology books?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:31 am

How about existential philosophy-ology books?

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

Man, why didn't I think about philosophy-ology books? How come Didymus is blessed with so much more smart-itude than I am?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:40 am

Ever hear of a place called "college"?

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

Who hasn't heard of a college? Doesn't everybody like to take bits of fancy colored paper and paste them to ordinary paper to make art? Or is that a collage?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:43 am

What the crap?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:45 am

Why did you have to bring crap in to this? Isn't that one of the words that the Man in Red doesn't like to hear? Or is that just in email signatures?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:47 am

What man in red? The Noid? What's he got to do with it?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:49 am

Have you never met Strong Bad? Doesn't his red mask make him a man in red?

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

Dude, my face is peach-colored, but does that make me the man in peach? Is it not true, then, that Strong Bad is the man in black, since his pants are black?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:54 am

Is a mask the same thing as skin? Is this really worth the arguement? Can't we just agree to disagree?

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Man in red? SANTA?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:05 am

Is it Christmas time? Did I miss it? Where are my presents?!?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:42 am

You think you deserve presents?

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

Aren't those better than pasts and futures?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:51 am

Does anyone else see a problem with this whole conversation?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:52 am

What, you don't like us or something? Lil Miss Articulate, are you?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:55 am

And who said I was a Miss? Don't you see the name Bulldozer? Doesn't that just ring out, "Not a Girl?"

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:59 am

Don't you remember, "Well, Ms. Dozer..."?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:01 am

Didn't I tell you I'm not the same Bulldozer? Don't you know that my name isn't Jody? Haven't you read this thread? Just what is youw malfunction, Dangewesque?

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:06 am

So you're claiming not to be a girl? And you're just going to break poor Funkstar's heart like that?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:14 am

When did Funkstar get involved in this? And why does everyone sound so angry when they speak only in questions? Isn't it a bit hostile sounding? And how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

Isn't homosexuality one of the three unmentionable topics that you can't talk about without offending people? You know, like politics and religion? Does that mean all references to homosexuality need to be restricted to that specific forum, since it's unmentionable?

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:30 am

Can I start that over?

Shouldn't I mention that I didn't bring it up, though?

JamesCraven · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:30 am

WHo am I? Why Am I Here?

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