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Um, I'm not even going to touch that. You can have it, and enjoy all the positive effects on your health.


I wish for an end to all war and world hunger. Who's heartless enough to ruin that?

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Fine all world hunger is ended. EXCEPT FOR YOU!!! Where's your Messiah now?


(just kidding man, I like your style and your music which makes you Uber cool)


>I wish for some chicken breasts for dinner tommorow.

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Congradulations! youve grown Full fledge Chicken breasts! unfortunatly, your chest gets eaten the next day so your back to your old self.

I wish for that Willy Wonka outfit i saw, and all that freakishly white Makeup.

anyone who can figure out why i want that, ill give you ten bucks.

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Granted! That's punishment in it's self so I wont rub it in.

(do you want it so you can look at yourself in the mirror and pretend to Johnny or should I say Hotty depp?)



>I wish to know why COLA wants that crazy crap

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Nope, try again....

MM

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Uh... wish, anybody?

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"They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!"

I wish I had a rabbit.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

You get one. Unfortunately, it's the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and it bites your neck and you die. And nobody around you has a Holy Hand Grenade.

I wish I live past 120.

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"They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!"

You do, except you don't know anyone anymore. They dead! LONLY'D!


That was totally predictable.

I wish I had a hat

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Granted! It has buttons all over with things like peace signs, band names from the sixties, anti war motos. Too bad you were at the legion, all the old people beat you up (and your commie hat!).

I wish I had a cool poster.

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Granted. Here's your cool poster. Or rather, ice-cold poster; it's been dipped in liquid nitrogen, so it shatters at the slightest touch. The pieces get lodged in your fingers, get infected, and your fingers have to be amputated. (I'm feeling nice, so I let you live. )

I wish my pets would stay alive and healthy forever.

They do. By becoming bampires. And guess who their first victim is! BLOOD SUCK'D OUT OF'D!!

Type: I wish Jimmy Carter had wings.

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Jimmy Carter gets wings as you wished. He flies up to the skies and into space a suffocates. Great job.

I wish my glue stick could talk.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Great. Now your glue stick talks like Eddie Murphy and is extremely annoying. DONKEY'D!!

I wish for a nice slice of cheesecake.

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That nice slice of cheesecake isn't so nice when it hits you up side the head at about 15 times the speed of sound.

I wish that I could get my homework done.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You turn into a total nerd, with the pocket protector, the ugly glasses with tape on them, greasy hair, etc. Your GF thinks you're totally gross, as do most of your friends. But at least you get your homework done.

I wish my new puter could turn into a robot and fight crime.

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It does, unfortunately, since you've installed some illegal software on it, you're it's first perp.. Smooth moove, exlax


I wish I knew what to wish for..

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Great! Fantastic! Now you know what to wish for: The most totally awexxxxxomest thing in the whole universe! A Reecy Cup Milk Shake. Unfortunately, now you've used up your wish, you can't wish for it, so you basically just totally wasted your wish. And a Heavy Lourde falls on your head for some reason.

I wish Trogdor were a Freezinator instead of a Burninator.

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He freezinates you. The roof of your cottage collapes under the weight of all that ice.
You still die. Same ends, different means.

I wish that everything cool would happen to me

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Granted! Too bad the term "cool" is more of an opinion thing then a set adjective, you get blown up in a huge explosion.

>I wish I was one of the Beatles

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Congradulations! your married to Yoko ono! Yoko ono Kills you one day for the insurance money!yay!

i wish for Democracy in Cuba.

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Now what could possibly be cooler than a Freezinator? FREEZINATED!!

Had to do that.

Great. Now Cuba's a democracy. And the US is Communist. Thanks a lot, Comrade! To yon Re-education Campe with thee!

I wish Georgia Okeefe would make a painting for me.

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They mistake democracy for,"More Crazy" and George Bush blows it up. Too bad.



I wish that I would get 1 million dollars that could not be effected or effect me in any way.

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You get the 1 million dollars that doesn't make you rich. Why? Because it can't be effected in any way. Which means it can't be moved. It's just one big pile of 1 million dollars that's all stuck together in one place, and you can't use any of it. Period. Now what, Sherlock?

I'm still waiting for my Georgia O'Keefe painting...

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You get it, but it turns out to be Fred O'Keefe from down the block's cheap knockoff.


I wish that my pile of million dollars could be used.

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The wish doesn't effect it. Because it can't be effected in any way. PARADOX'D!!

I wish SB would answer my emails.

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StrongBad misreads the B as an R...
Everyone gets mad because the emails are too "edgy" or because the contain big words, or because they are too random, or because there's too much gravy, or God knows whatever reason..

I wish this storm crap would hurry up and get here

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The storm comes. It kills you.
Great.

I wish I had a cool car.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Granted to the max! You get a sweet tricked out van. It;s got cgrome bumbers, neon, carbon fiber hood, three X-box' in the trunk, tinted windows...wait! Where are the Mag rims? No Mag rims? JUst those crappy things? No..no! NO!!!! MAAAG RIIIIIIIIIIMMMS!!!

You kill yourself.


>I wish I had one of those gel cushion things so that you dont get carpal tunnel (you knw what I mean, right?)

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You get one of those gel things.. It turns out that the gel inside is REALLY radioactive. You get wrist cancer and have your hands and wrists amputated.

I wish I had a mountain dew

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.