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Q: Duuuuude! Wazzur statuuuuuus?
A: Well, it all began with this lovely pie I saw a few years ago...


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Q: Why is this dog food so expensive?
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where's my $1,00,000 cheque I won at that game show

oooh, really, im depressed now.

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A: You'll need 7 eggs, two punds of butter, some salt, three pounds of tomatoes, a slice of bread, and just a little bit potato.


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A: And now, for something completely different.

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A. He's not here at the moment; please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeeeee...

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Q: Forsoth, how dost though pie sing?
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Why is that man buying a chicken nugget for $12,000?

Wow, so much destruction

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