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I throw a bag of dogfood through a wicket! I gain 4 Dogfood Points, and the next person to touch that wicket has to eat some!

EDIT! I gain 10,000 TOTPD Points! The next poster has to do the Chicken Dance or forfeit 3 points to me!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Okay! But I'm wearing the secret chicken dance hat, so I gain Q points!

*does chicken dance*

And then I do an eekdance ! I get 5 more points!

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Oops... Forgot about having to watch Manos: the Hands of Fate of revealing Joshnoo's true identity. The movie is so mind-crushingly bad, I turn into a zombie! Zombie Touch of Fate turns the next poster into a zombie too, until they find the Mid-life Crisis wicket!

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

I found the Midlife Crisis wicket! Not surprisingly, it's under the Trying To Reclaim My Youth car! The first person to find the keys to the car gets to drive it down the field for umteenillion points!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

I use the shoe of the Ferrari horse as a key, throw it onto the field to be used as the Eris Wicket, and drive off to Newfoundland! I also completely forgot to not bypass the field in doing so. I gain negative 42 Meaning of Life points. Whoever trips over the Eris Wicket next is turned into the Goddess of Discord! It doesn't matter if you're male, that's why you may not want to trip o'er the wicket.

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Crap. Stupid Eris Wicket.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

I pick up the Eris Wicket and proceed to whack everyone over the head with it! Everyone of the field is turned into girls!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Using my new girl powers, I spray perfume in your mouth! While you're distracted I touch the golden wicket, which allows me to become King of Calvinball! Fear me!

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Clicky:

But I knock the crown off your head, which automatically makes me Zeus. He is a god.

I am a god now, and I can zap you if you make me angry with my lightning.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

.........


Being a girl really doesn't suit me.






I'll just.......... die now.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Like, corpses are so, bleaugh, gross! Like, one time, I was, like, at this, like, funeral, and, like, there was a DEAD PERSON right there in the room! I mean, isn't that, like, totally uncool? Like, also, like, once I was, like, in this, like, OMGWERWULF zone, and, like, everyone who's a girl has to go there, and, like, be turned into, like, a OMGWEREWULF. Isn't that radsome?

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HAH! I hit you all with the new and improved Calvinvall/Folding Chair of Thwacky +3! Now you have to start playing again with a score of -boogy until you find the secret wicket! Victory is mine!

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It's Calvinball, not Calvinvall! Now YOU have to sing the "Song Of Bad Spelling"!

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Volleyball toss-up! If it hits you, you lose all your points and have to wear no underwear!

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I throw a cup of Too Bitter Iced Tea on the ground! First person to slip on the ice has to go get us refreshments!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

I enter the playing feld and trip over the gender-blender bar, returning everyone to their own gender.

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I find the wicket by slipping on the iced tea (which turns out not to be that bitter at all) into the Stop Ignoring Prior Posts, Dangit sector! All scores are reduced even more to -boogeyman, except mine! And then I sing the Song of Bad Spelling.

Oh, when you start to learn to spell
It's hard unless you do it well
You're never going to win at Scripps
If you spell it "S-C-rips"
If you spell it "S-C-rips"

(chorus)
When the buzzer rings, indeed
Your mind's consumed with regret, for see,
You spelled it wrong
That's why you sing this song
The B-A-D-D S-PEL-IN-GEE
Soooong
The Bad... Spelling... Song

When you play Calvinball,
Spell it with an "L" we'll all
Except for poor, pitiful me
I left a lonely V
I left a lonely V

(chorus)

(bridge)

Oh, yes my head is filled with shame
We should all spell the same
O-H Y-E-S
O-H Y-E-S
Maybe I'll just beat myself
With the Spelling Wicket for good health
M-A-Y-B-E
M-A-Y-B-E

(angst-y instrumental with some yelling)

(chorus)

And now why don't you sing along...

(chorus, reprise, higher key)

(sentimental piano ending)


Chichindrich, you owe me one big time.

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Wow. For being so impressed with his song, I voluntarily give Snork 75 Cheese Points.

...Except I'm standing in a classic Opposite Zone, so instead, he gives 75 points to ME! His score is now Giggity to my Wiggidy!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

The Opposite Zone is negated by the fact that it turned the Stop Ignoring Prior Posts, Dangit sector into the Ignore Prior Posts, Dangit sector! So, I keep my cheese points! Wait... then I never got them in the first place... Well, then. This is confusing.

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I shall ignore the last post! Wait, by ignoring the last post I'm listening to it. So I must listen to it! But listening...ignoring...not...uh...sports...teams? I mean, uhm...Since I got confused, The Snork must recite all 10 verses of the Poem of Boringness.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Ha, but I ignore that post. Wait. This all means that all posts in this thread will have to be ignored, causing a Universal Amnesia Paradox. So, then... What are we doing? I think I remember that Inverse Tiger made the first post. Or maybe Chocolardiac Arrest. Could someone that hasn't posted in this thread before, uh, straighten this thing out?

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I'll straighten it out.

The score is Oogy to Boogy. I got Boogy when I ran into the eternal Boogy Zone.

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No, no, no. You've posted here before. Thus, you now have amnesia. Someone who hasn't posted here before needs to settle things.

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Are you sure he's posted here before? How do you know?!!?

Wait, what did you say? Who are you?

Where are we again? What's the ball for? *kicks it* Hey, that's fun. Um.. bye!

*kicks the ball down the field* First one to.. um.. think of something else to do with this ball gets.. hm.... 20 US Life Points!!

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!

...in America!

I referenced two things in one post, so +pidgeon points for me.

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Errrr.... wait... if that means I have amnesia, I get superpowers! Because all amnesiacs have super powers! they have to! Right? Right?

I think I use my superpowers to take this ball and, um... I forget!

Can I pretend to play another forum game? The avatar above me is thinking, "Dang it! Stupid idiot cut me off on the waterway!" Do I get points for that?

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

takes the ball and brings it to the 2 zone unless theres a 2 in your name dont enter and thows water ballon at Cybernetic Teenybopper''5 gold''

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ohhhhhhhh i love strong bad

I find the universal universe control keyboard and hit ctrl-alt-delete.... everything everywhere is rebooted, and the universe returns to a pre-game state. I get 5 post-reboot points for pulling off a universal reboot and am now winning!

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Crap. Maybe I should PM Inverse Tiger and tell him to restart this game. In fact, whoever does so next gets my Imaginary Seal of Approval.

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Woohoo! I remember again! I take the first step of the game and gain the First Strike bonus! 500 points!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?