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Goofus never met a barbed-wire fence he didn't like.

Gallant hands the scissors to his mother handle-first.

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Goofus will sharpen the blades of the scissors razor-sharp, and stab people with them if they ask to use them.

Gallant never uses swear words, no matter the circumstances.

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Goofus has had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane.

Gallant wears a helmet.

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goofus has a concusion from a bike accident

gallent takes care of his pets

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All 84 of Goofus' pets died of starvation, beatings, and shots to the head.

Gallant remembers to bring food to the party.

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Goofus remembers to bring rat poison to the party to put in the good.

Gallant will join Strong Bad on his single hundred toilet dreams picture.

Goofus thinks that makes sense.

Gallant looks in the dictionary if he doesn't know what a word means.

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Goofus doesnt even know what a dictionary is

Gallent always remembers to take a shower every night

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Goofus waits until there's a visivle layer of dirt before chiselling it loose.

Gallant reverently passes the open casket of his late Auntie Ruby.

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Goofus caused the death of his aunt ruby

Gallent does not watch violent movies

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Goofus is Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator.

Gallant always remembers to finish his posts (unlike me).

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Goofus...

Gallent takes the proper medication when he gets sick

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Goofus takes the proper medication when he needs a good high.

Gallant watches family-appropriate television programs with rich moral values.

Goofus is so sick of the mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!

Gallant remembers to spell his and everyone else's names right.

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gallent never plays with matches

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Gufis lit his whole town on fire. So did Goofus.

Gallant isn't spelled G-A-L-L-E-N-T.

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Goofus spells his name a different way every time. Hell, it's even misspelled on his birth certificate.

Gallant respects his parents' wishes and doesn't go to the heavy metal concert.

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Goofus goes to several heavy metal concerts in one night without his parents' consent. He gets drunk out of his mind, and when he wakes up in a motel the next morning, he has several tattoos on his chest of hearts with initials in them. Probably some women he slept with.

Gallant thinks that's really bad for Goofus.

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Goofus is to busy chopping down trees to notice

Gallant gets good grades in school

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As Goofus receives the diploma cover from his principal, he spits in her face, and runs out of the auditorium, screaming "Suck it, biotch!"

Gallant is always respectful to authority.

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Goofus IS the authority. Goofus murdered 2 officers, stuffed them into a car with 12 dead pandas, lit it on fire, and started dancing on the car naked. While cutting himself.

Gallant has not once been in trouble for malpractice.

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Goofus' alternate doctor name is Dr. Jan Itor, and he always proposes that his patient should have his leg cut off.

Gallant goes to church every sunday and reads his bible every day.

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Goofus+church=LIES.

Gallant doesn't lie.

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Goofus's whole life is a lie.

Gallant loves his parents.

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Goofus plans to hitchhike to New Mexico tomorrow.

Gallant likes lots of blue goo now, new goo, blue goo, gooey blue goo.

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Goofus ate goo for breakfast one day. He puked blue for about 3 days.

Gallant is a vegan.

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Goofus is a carnivore.

Gallant hugs trees.

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Goofus, only you can stop starting forest fires. [/smokythebear]

Gallant doesn't eat food past their expiration dates.

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Goofus believes in the five week rule.

Gallant is strict when it comes to studying.

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Goofus is strict when it comes to studying porn.

Gallant does not do anything related to porn.

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