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Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific!


Um, that's not a question. It's an instructive insistive statement.

Q: Doctor Who. And it wasn't peas, it was beans.

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Sarge wrote:
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Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific!


Um, that's not a question. It's an instructive insistive statement.

Q: Doctor Who. And it wasn't peas, it was beans.


Um, that's not a question either. :p

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Q: Buy new Cheat Commandos O's! They're geografistirific!


Um, that's not a question. It's an instructive insistive statement.

Q: Doctor Who. And it wasn't peas, it was beans.


Um, that's not a question either. :p

I was throwing it back at him. :D

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