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Goofus focuses all of his internet forum discussions on porn

Gallant thinks that this forum game should switch its focus from porn.

Edit: HOLY CRAP TOTPD!

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Goofus says, "I've dedicated my entire life to porn, and he figures it out in one DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

Gallant doesn't make 30 Rock references.

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Goofus makes Scrubs references.

Gallant doesn't watch television, but instead uses his time feeding the poor.

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Goofus watches tv shows about stealing from the poor

Gallent likes it when he gives people good things

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Goofus likes it when HSA spells Gallant's name wrong.

Gallant is tolerant of HSA spelling his name G-A-L-L-E-N-T.

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Goofus finds it funny when peeople correct other people

Gallant keeps his room clean

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You spelled people wrong. Oh yeah,
Goofus throws a canned tornado into Gallant's room after he cleans it.

Gallant doesn't kill people.

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goofus learned everything hes learned from grant theft auto san andreas

Gallant feeds his pets every day

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As Goofus' pets suffer from starvation, he takes his knowledge from San Andreas to make them suffer more.

Gallant goes down to the supermarket to buy milk at the request of his mother.

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Goofus drinks milk directly from the cow

Gallant is an a student in school

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Goofus...haven't we made it clear already that Goofus doesn't go to school!?

Gallant gives his spare change to the donation box.

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While Goofus breaks it open and steals everything inside it.

Gallant fixes his broken furniture instead of buying new ones.

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Goofus buys a recliner for every room in his house using his parents credit cards.

Gallant doesn't swear cusses.

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Goofus says "**** that mother****er Gallant and his ****ing **** being a good little son of a *****".

Gallant is tolerant of abuse.

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(how is that good?)
Goofus takes children away from their parents at the first sign of a problem, and instead of placing them with their immediate family, because they did not fill out the correct paperwork, places them with another family, most likely screwing with the child and harming their future potential.

Gallant doesn't play video games that feature violence.

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jack thompson is goofus's alter ego.

Gallant knows jack thompson is a moron.

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Goofus hangs out with Jack Thomson for a living

Gallant buys everyone thoughtful birthday presents

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Goofus got his 4-year-old sister a condom for her last birthday.

Gallant reports any bullying he sees or is victim to.

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Goofus victimises any wusses he sees or is privy to finding.

Gallant makes sure he reads the book before he watches the movie adaption, in order to understand the full story.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

goofus thinks that "BOOKS R GAY LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

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Goofus doesn't think of Gallant either.

Gallant likes his dinner with an equal amount of vegetables as meat, so he knows he's eating healthy.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Goofus pours mayonnaise on his excessively fatty steak.

Gallant remembers to type what he does...>.<

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Goofus edits his posts about 5 times after posting.

Gallant wears sensible clothes.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Goofus wearing clothes? No.

Gallant doesn't call the police and make stuff up.

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Goofus does.

Gallant doesn't say when he doesn't do something.

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Goofus doesn't tell you anything. Not even that he just stole your wallet.


Gallant will cook dinner for the family if his parents are feeling unwell.

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Goofus' dinner makes his parents unwell. And dead.

Gallant reads books all the way through.

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Goofus judges the book by its cover

Gallant does not do drugs

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Goofus asks why he shouldn't do drugs...to the magical pixies.

Gallant knows that newbs will one day become regulars and should be treated with respect.

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Goofus bans them from his emulation/porn/piracy forum on sight.

Gallant treats old computers and video games with the respect they deserve.

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