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This game is simple, but a lot of fun. First, open up or get out the media player of your choice. Open up a big ol' playlist if necessary. Make sure it's on shuffle or randomize. Then, as it these questions out loud, and each time you do, go on to the next song. The title of your song is your answer. Post your results here, and you can keep doing it! It's fun. XD You can also do your own questions, if you like.

Here are the questions:

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. How can I make myself happy?
6. What should I do with my life?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
8. Will I be married?
9. Will I ever have children?
10. Will I die happy?
11. Can you give me some advice?
12. Do you know where your children are?
13. What do you think happiness is?
14. Do people care about me?

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Every Morning - Sugar Ray - I said what, not when! XD

2. Will I have a happy life?
Hanging by a Moment - Lifehouse - Does that mean it'll be on edge all the time?

3. What do my friends really think of me?
One Girl In All The World - The Wingless - Awww. I'm forever your girl!

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
You're My Best Friend - Queen - Is this supposed to be a "yes?"

5. How can I make myself happy?
Fascinating New Thing - Semisonic - So I should go out and have new experiences. Right. Darn, this makes too much sense.

6. What should I do with my life?
Wind Beneath My Wings - Better Midler - So I should be some sort of support person? You're so unfun.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Final Fantasy 5 ROBOVoice - Joe Redifer - I always KNEW those games were up to no good!

8. Will I be married?
Russian Lullabye - Toy Box - In Russia apparently...? Well, Russian brides get to wear blue dresses, so I suppose that's cool.

9. Will I ever have children?
1985 - Bowling for Soup - That's... a lot of kids. *dies* x.x

10. Will I die happy?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Main Theme - Nobou Icantspellit - I can think of nothing happier.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Ode to Joy Techno Remix - Ummkay. Sing a happy song? Or go to a rave?

12. Do you know where your children are?
Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World - Well, if that's a candy store in Mediaplayerland, I guess it's nothing to worry about. XD

13. What do you think happiness is?
When I'm Gone - 3 Doors Down - My Windows Media Player is suicidal! ARRRRRRGGGGGBBLBLBLBLBLBL!

14. Do people care about me?
Take The Long Way Home - Supertramp Gee, thanks a lot, Media Player.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Billy Joel - My media player loves me! That's... disturbing...

2. Will I have a happy life?
Fountain of Dreams - New Japan Philharmonic - Ah, my dreams will all be fulfilled!

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Helen Wheels - Paul McCartney and Wings - What is that supposed to mean? I'm some sort of... um... *Confused*.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
What Kind of Man Would I Be? - Chicago - Well, I suppose it's a good thing that men don't lust after me.

5. How can I make myself happy?
We Are the Champion - Queen - I've got to WIN, WIN, WIN!

6. What should I do with my life?
Evening - Naruto OST - Um... What? I guess I'm really not a morning person.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Little Lotte.../The Mirror... - The Phantom of the Opera Original Cast - So I kill everyone named Lotte and avoid mirrors, and life will be great!

8. Will I be married?
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen - I'm not sure how that answers my question...

9. Will I ever have children?
The End of an Act - Team America: World Police Soundtrack - So I'll have kids and then die? That's not a good prize!

10. Will I die happy?
How Does a Duck Know? - Crash Test Dummies - I didn't ask any ducks, I asked you.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Obsession - See-Saw (.Hack//Sign Soundtrack) - I need to be more obsessed with my art...

12. Do you know where your children are?
Where the Sky is High - .Hack//Sign Soundtrack - That... made too much sense to even comment about it.

13. What do you think happiness is?
Oboe Concerto in G minor (No.3), HWV 287, MVT 3. Sarabande: Largo, Transcribed for Trumpet - Composed by George Frideric Handel/Performed by Maurice Andre - Classical Music and Trumpet Solos. I agree.

14. Do people care about me?
Piano Man - Billy Joel - "'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see..." I guess that means yes.

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1. Who is awesome?
Jean Michel Jarre - Oxygene Jean Sucks!
2. Why is the sky blue?
Aphex Twin - Girl/Boy (Redruth Mix) Girls and Boys?
3. Why is the bus always late?
Mitch Hedberg - Highlights the lights blind the drivers? sounds dangerous.
4. Why are robots so awesome?
Aphex Twin - Icct Hedral maybe i should ask someone who can give me an answer in ENGLISH.
5. Who invented cheese on toast?
Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on a Ni**a mmm...Gangsta toast
6. Can you help me with my Science Homework?
Hawkwind - Earth Calling hang on a sec,ive got Earth calling on Line 1.
7. Whats my favourite movie?
Talking Heads - Swamp uh,no. its Happy Gilmore.
8. Who invented Communism?
Rush - Tom Sawyer really? he seemed like a nice person,Paintin' fences and such.

i did my own questions...

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I think it has a secret identity. Quack.

I'ma try your questions, Caustic...

1. Who is awesome?
Bubbly Clouds - Mazedude - I don't know anyone named Bubbly.

2. Why is the sky blue?
Rainbow Snowland - Dhsu - So it has something to do with blue shirfs and snow...?

3. Why is the bus always late?
Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles - Well, yeah. Who wants to ride the bus when the sun is out? Including the driver, I guess.

4. Why are robots so awesome?
Walk Around In Circles - Soul Coughing - Because they walk around in circles? Mmmmkay.

5. Who invented cheese on toast?
Zebesian Midnight - Vigilante - Uh, Ridley, apparently.

6. Can you help me with my Science Homework?
All the World in One Girl - The Wingless Hmm. Some sort of New Age thing? I dunno what my science professor will say...

7. Whats my favourite movie?
Fine - Lemon Demon Well, that's certainly a good DESCRIPTION of it, I guess...

8. Who invented Communism?
We Will Rock You - Queen - BZZZT. The correct answer is Karl Marx. See me after class.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Motorhead - Under the Knife AAAH! MY MP3 PLAYER WILL KILL ME!!

2. Will I have a happy life?
Venetian Snares - Bezcitny uuuh,ok. ill go ask the English speaking guy over there.


3. What do my friends really think of me?
Squarepusher - Rustic Raver heh,well i am pretty Rustic.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Talking Heads - Take me to the River apparently not,they'd rather throw me in the river.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Venetian Snares - Swindon Go to Swindon,cool.

6. What should I do with my life?
Crash Test Dummies - Here I Stand Before Me sounds like i should clone myself. TO THE LAB!

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Venetian Snares - Walmer Side damn that Walmer,he makes my life a living hell!

8. Will I be married?
The Prunes - Rockin the Mic No,but i get to be a Wedding Singer!

9. Will I ever have children?
DJ Scotch Egg - Knock Knock Sandwich Next Door Scotch Orchestra
The Orchestra next door? thats an improvement,the girl next door was ugly anyway.

10. Will I die happy?
Motorhead - No Class i think you'll find im upper class! and i turn my back on you Sir.

11. Can you give me some advice?
DJ Scotch Egg - Scotch Attack Violence? that always works!

12. Do you know where your children are?
Public Enemy - Polywanacraka Feeding Parrots

13. What do you think happiness is?
Primus - Pork Chop's Little Ditty that Pork Chop writes some beautiful songs.

14. Do people care about me?
Aphex Twin - Start As You Mean To Go On now why didn't you tell me that when i asked for advice?![/b]

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1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Numb/Encore by Linkin Park. So he's numb to me, but he likes my band?

2. Will I have a happy life?
Crawling by Linkin Park. So I will be crawling all my life? That's not happy.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park. They think I'm on crack.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
In the End by Linkin Park. They will lust after me in the end?

5. How can I make myself happy?
I Feel Love by Blue Man Group. Falling in love must work, no wonder I haven't been feeling so good!

6. What should I do with my life?
Babe, I'm gonna Leave You by Led Zeppelin. Uh, bye.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Because life is crazy.

8. Will I be married?
Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance. MMMMMMMMM'kay.

9. Will I ever have children?
Mama, I'm coming home by Ozzy Osbourne. So apparently I won't because I'ma live with my mom.

10. Will I die happy?
Young and Aspiring by Underoath. I will die young. Yesssssss!

11. Can you give me some advice?
Jaded by Green Day. Do drugs?

12. Do you know where your children are?
Armatage Shanks by Green Day. Another mysterious one.

13. What do you think happiness is?
No Pride by Green Day. So having no pride is the secret to happiness. Makes sense, actually.

14. Do people care about me?
Bab's Uvula Who? by Green Day. So apparently they think I mess everything up.

So apparently I'm a crazy drug addicted emo kid. My dream is complete.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
The Prodigy - [Hit Singles Collection (Disc 1) #10] Everybody In The Place [foobar2000 v0.9.4] Mmmm?

2. Will I have a happy life?
System of a Down - [Toxicity #01] Prison Song [foobar2000 v0.9.4] T_T

3. What do my friends really think of me?
RJD2 - [Deadringer #06] Ghostwriter [foobar2000 v0.9.4]

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Zsolt Marx - [Trackmania Sunrise] Breathe [foobar2000 v0.9.4] [b]..That is a yes?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Moby - Flower [foobar2000 v0.9.4] Flowers, eh?

6. What should I do with my life?
Big Wednesday - [Don't Let Go #03] Sometimes [foobar2000 v0.9.4]

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Benny Benassi - Can You Feel The Bass [foobar2000 v0.9.4] [b]THIS ISN'T MAKING SENSE. v_v

8. Will I be married?
Jason Alner - [Trackmania Sunrise] Latin Trick [foobar2000 v0.9.4] A dancing marriage? o_O[/b

9. Will I ever have children?
Prodigy - [Fat Of The Land] Smack My ***** Up [foobar2000 v0.9.4] [b]...No?

10. Will I die happy?
Hi-Jera - [Trackmania Sunrise] Ten Thousand Eyes [foobar2000 v0.9.4] People are gonna be crowding me when I'm dead? How does THAT work?

11. Can you give me some advice?
Zsolt Marx - [Trackmania Sunrise] Fill Your Pages [foobar2000 v0.9.4] ...Huh?

12. Do you know where your children are?
Zuccero - Baila Morena [foobar2000 v0.9.4] No, but I know where the pretty dancing lady is.

13. What do you think happiness is?
Big Wednesday - [Trackmania Sunrise] Don't Worry [foobar2000 v0.9.4] ...Happiness is being stranded somewhere with someone else? Okay.

14. Do people care about me?
They Might Be Giants - [Dial-A-Song #18] The End Of The Tour [foobar2000 v0.9.4] YUSS..

Actually, from the looks of 'Kipedia's article, your children are in a toilet. I seriously need someone to make me an avatar with a pixelated toilet and the words "your children".

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Actually, it's about mental ilness. Maybe my children are in a mental facility.

I think I'll take another whack at this fortuning.

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
It Hurts by Angels and Airwaves. Thanks for the compliment.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns n' Roses. I asked will, not who!

3. What do my friends really think of me?
The Battle Of Evermore by Led Zeppelin. Well, the song's about LOTR, so they think I'm Frodo. Cool.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Hypnotized by System of a Down. What does shopping have to do with this?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. DESTROY ALL COMPETITION! Really, this is like Bulldozer's fortune.

6. What should I do with my life?
Take Back by Green Day. So, make a metal band?

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Radio Ga Ga by Queen. Hey, I take offense to that! I like the radio!

8. Will I be married?
Question! by System of a Down. If my marriage turns out like the music video for this, I'ma be ticked.

9. Will I ever have children?
Brain Stew by Green Day. Yes? No? Maybe so?

10. Will I die happy?
Good Times, Bad Times by Led Zeppelin. That's not too bad. It's right in the middle.

11. Can you give me some advice?
The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson. I don't get it.

12. Do you know where your children are?
Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park. This is the second time I've gotten this. Wait, my kids are off stopping their drug addiction?!?

13. What do you think happiness is?
Runnin With the Devil by Van Halen. That is pretty happy.

14. Do people care about me?
Days of the Phoenix by AFI. I don't get it.

The first one made tons more sense.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Well, I was just talking about where they got the title of the song. The meaning is a whooole other grammaphone.

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1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Blue Man Group - Drumbone |
Apparently, the Blue Man Group wants to use me as their new instrument. That's original.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack - One Last Shot |
I guess that means I have 'One Last Shot' at being happy. I better not mess this up.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack - The Medallion Calls |
They think that they can summon me with a medallion?... Um, ok. *Get's called by Didy's coin* Oh, I'll be right back.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack - Anakin's Betrayal |
What the crap?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Disney - A Pirate's Life for Me |
YES! I knew that pirates had all the fun.
I must say, this one would have made perfect sense on the next question too.

6. What should I do with my life?
Micheal W. Smith - Missing Person |
This thing is telling me to get lost? How rude!

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Blue Man Group - Rods and Cones |
I happen to have perfect vision, so it can't be my eyes. Maybe it has something to do with people poking me with rods with cones at the tips.

8. Will I be married?
Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack - Underwater March |
If I ask a girl out, she'll tell me to go jump in a lake.
Well, I'm an android so that doesn't really matter to me.

9. Will I ever have children?
Audio Adrenaline - Church Punks |
... Um... I don't know what that means... Also, I'm still an android...

10. Will I die happy?
Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack - Swords Crossed |
I die in battle? That's not very happy.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack - Barbossa is Hungry |
Ok, I guess that means I should give Barbossa an apple.

12. Do you know where your children are?
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack - Main Title and Approching Battle |
We've been over this, I don't have any kids. But if I did, they would apparently have gone to war.

13. What do you think happiness is?
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack - Anakan's Dark Deeds |
Do you find pleasure in pushing old ladies down the stairs? That's just wrong!

14. Do people care about me?
Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack - The Black Pearl
The crew of the Black Pearl cares about me. I guess I really should be a pirate.

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Your music library is empty.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Your music library is empty.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Your music library is empty.
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Your music library is empty.
5. How can I make myself happy?
Your music library is empty.
6. What should I do with my life?
Your music library is empty.
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Your music library is empty.
8. Will I be married?
Your music library is empty.
9. Will I ever have children?
Your music library is empty.
10. Will I die happy?
Your music library is empty.
11. Can you give me some advice?
Your music library is empty.
12. Do you know where your children are?
Your music library is empty.
13. What do you think happiness is?
Your music library is empty.
14. Do people care about me?
Get an avatar, bwave!


I hate you too, media player.

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Hmm. Should we base these on the title of the song, or the meaning of the song? I do it on both.

Just because I'm really bored, I'll do it again.

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Anthem Pt. 2 by Blink 182. He thinks that I'm rebellious. Cool.

2. Will I have a happy life?
No it isn't by (+44). That's not a good sign, I'm thinking.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran. I think I am a bit tasty, if I do say so myself.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Holiday by Green Day. This one makes no sense whatsoever.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day. So I have to do drugs, leave my hometown, create an alter ego, deal drugs, fall in love with a girl, break up with her, kill my alter ego, and go back to my hometown. Sounds doable.

6. What should I do with my life?
Stealing Society by System of a Down. I've always wanted to steal a little society.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Wake Me up When September Ends by Green Day. It's full of pain because people die a lot.

8. Will I be married?
Lost in Hollywood by System of a Down. I will be, but I will be in Hollywood?

9. Will I ever have children?
American Idiot by Green Day. So I'll give birth to George Bush?

10. Will I die happy?
She by Green Day. I'm guessing a no.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Cigaro by System of a Down. I'm not really interested in your private areas.

12. Do you know where your children are?
Geek Stink Breath by Green Day. More drugs.

13. What do you think happiness is?
Imperfect by Greater Faith. The secret to life is imperfection. So touching.

14. Do people care about me?
Raining Blood by Slayer. I don't get this one.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

1. What do you think of me, iPod?
"Ocean Avenue" (Yellowcard) - Wait, what? The song is about a guy and his girlfriend, does that mean you think I get chicks?
2. Will I have a happy life?
"The Adventure" (Angels And Airwaves) - That can only be a good thing.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Cruel Mistress" (Flogging Molly) - ...hah. I must admit, that was even the third song I tried.
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Wicked Little Critta" (They Might Be Giants) - The only thing that really goes with that is this: DAMN STRAIGHT.
5. How can I make myself happy?
"Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed" (Lemon Demon) - Drugs? Sounds good to me, Mr. iPod Man!
6. What should I do with my life?
"Chicago Is So Two Years Ago" (Fall Out Boy) - Step 1: Don't go to Chicago.
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
"Rant & Roar" (Great Big Sea) - Something tells me that it's my fault.
8. Will I be married?
"When I Am King" (Great Big Sea) - After trying like seven different songs, this was the most "positive"... my other results were things like "Down On My Head", "Give Me Novacaine", and "I Don't Wanna Rock"... sheesh.
9. Will I ever have children?
"This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song" (System of a Down) - Well, if I do, it'll probably be an accident.
10. Will I die happy?
"Your Star" (The All-American Rejects) - This sounds promising.
11. Can you give me some advice?
"10,000 Years" (Army of Freshmen) - I can think of several explanations for this, but none of them are very happy.
12. Do you know where your children are?
"Season" (The Academy Is...) - Wait, what the crap does this question mean?
13. What do you think happiness is?
"Love" (Great Big Sea) - Straightforward, to say the least. Thank you Mr. iPod Man!
14. Do people care about me?
"When I Go Down" (Relient K) - Damn. Only through sympathy, it seems.

Heh. Check number 13... that was honestly the first thing I got...

I've actually done something like this before.

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1 What do you think of me, Media Player?
Idiot Control Now - Lemon Demon
D: I'm insulted.

2 Will I have a happy life?
I know your name - Lemon Demon
Okie doke. I never knew media players could know my name! =p

3 What do my friends really think of me?
I've got some falling to do - Lemon Demon
Does that mean I'm going to get hurt (emotionally) soon? ;P

4 Do people secretly lust after me?
Hydroelectric Viking - Lemon Demon
It's good to know that vikings lust after me.

5 How can I make myself happy?
Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 - Lemon Demon
Animutations are good.

6 What should I do with my life?
Holy Bison Beaks! - Lemon Demon
Hmmm... No? XD

7 Why must life be so full of pain?
Hit the floor - Linkin Park
Hmmm...

8 Will I be married?
Hazel's Modus Opernadi - Lemon Demon
'Kay.

9 Will I ever have children?
Go To Hollywood - Lemon Demon
I'm afraid of what that's suggestion o_0

10 Will I die happy?
Funniest - Lemon Demon
Does this mean I'm going to die laughing?

11 Can you give me some advice?
From the Inside - Linkin Park
Hmmm again.

12 Do you know where your children are?
A Schizophrenic Twist - Deporitaz

13 What do you think happiness is?
The Ultimate Showdown (Aaron Ackerson Remix) - Aaron Ackerson
Weird. =p

14 Do people care about me?
A Schizophrenic Twist - Deporitaz
D:

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I tried Tech's.


How am I feeling today?: Zelda Gold Cartriage Remix - Quinn Fox (Zelday? Sounds good to me!)

Will I get far in life?: My Best Friends - Pokemon (With a little help from my friends? XD)

How do my friends see me?: Sweet Victory - SpongeBob SquarePants (As victorious, apparently.)

Where will I get married?: Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men (...I seriously DO NOT want to know.)

What is the story of my life?: Strong Sad Rocks Out - The Skate Party (Um. Doom, gloom, and rock and roll, apparently.)

What was high school like?: Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler (Never were you more wrong, Media Player!)

How can I get ahead in life?: Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode (Actually, I do. I can work in it. Smart advice! )

What is the best thing about me?: Save Yourself - Stabbing Westard (Um. So I apparently am self sufficient.)

How is today going to be?: Fine - Lemon Demon (I like this answer! Oooh, everything works out nice in the end...)

What is in store for this weekend?: Prayer - Pixie Tricks (Which would make sense if I went to church, but I don't.)

What song describes my parents?: Swing, Swing - All-American Rejects (I'll pretend I understand this.)

To describe my grandparents?: Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World (My grandparents are pretty awesome.)

How is my life going?: Venus Signed Banana Peel - Injury ans Aquas (...Alrighty then.)

What song will they play at my funeral?: Big Yellow Taxi - Counting Crows (Do I want to know WHY?)

How does the world see me?: Zebesian Midnight - Vigilante (As a Metroid freak? But I like Zelda more!)

Will I have a happy life?: Steal My Sunshine - LEN (Only if I take it from someone else, apparently.)

What do my friends really think of me?: A Rose For Zelda - Tepid (Awww. Well, it's nice to be a rose! ^_^)

Do people secretly lust after me?: Final Fantasy ROBOVoice - Joe Redfier (Wait... does that mean BISHIES secretly lust after me? Right ON!)

What should I do to make myself happy?: Don't Ask Me - OK Go (Well, FINE. BE like that then.)

What should I do with my life?: Funky Bookas - Shadow (Err, let's drop the "A" and go with that.)

Will I ever have children?: Super Smash Bros. Brawl theme (Apparently I'm going to fight with them a lot.)

What is some good advice for me?: Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple (But smoking is ICKY! ><)

How will I be remembered?: Every Morning - Sugar Ray (HOT! I like this!)

What is my signature dancing song?: Simple and Clean - Utada Hikaru (HECKS. YES. No seriously. My friends and I totally go ALL OUT with this song.)

What do I think my current theme song is?: Brother My Brother - Blessid Union of Souls (Not really. I'm not fightin' with anyone.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: When I'm Gone - 3 Doors Down (Apparently everyone thinks I'm depressed right now...? But I'm really super-happy!)

What type of men/women do you like?: Somewhere Only We Know - Keane (Hmm. Secreitive ones?)

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

ill have a go at Techie's

How am I feeling today?:
Droon - When The Rain
Well ive actually had quite a nice day.

Will I get far in life?:
Hideki Naganuma - Rock it On (Jet Set Radio Soundtrack FTW!!!)
I ROCK!!
How do my friends see me?:
Venetian Snares - Swindon
Swindon sucks...therefore....

Where will I get married?:
DJ Scotch Egg - Scotch Attack
i get Married in Scotland and then i get attacked. Oh,joy...

What is the story of my life?:
The Prodigy - We Are The Ruffest
I Iz Da Ruffest

How can I get ahead in life?:
Brian Eno - Silver Morning
Wake up in the Morning...pffft,like that'll ever happen!

What is the best thing about me?:
Venetian Snares - Winnipeg is F*cking Over
I Hate Winnipeg...

How is today going to be?:
Motorhead - Motorhead
According to the lyrics,i get up in the morning and get drugged out of my face. Lovely.

What is in store for this weekend?:
Talking Heads - Take Me To The River
I'm going to the River.

What song describes my parents?:
AFX - .0180871L
Pretty dull and reptitive (they actually aren't!)

To describe my grandparents?:
Mitch Hedberg - Cookies
they like Cookies!

How is my life going?:
Aphex Twin - Weathered Stone
i am slowly weathering away.

What song will they play at my funeral?
Public Enemy - Leave This off Your F*ckin Charts
i dont get to be on any charts,HOW WILL PEOPLE REMEMBER ME?!

How does the world see me?:
Mitch Hedberg - Gambling
i'm a Gambler in life.

Will I have a happy life?:
Droon - Rickyboy
Apparently Yes,with a guy named Ricky O.o

What do my friends really think of me?:
Aphex Twin - Z Twig
uuuh...i got nothin

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Caustic Window - Astroblaster
...Nothin'

What should I do to make myself happy?:
Mike & Rich - Eggy Toast
Have a big ol' plate of Eggy Toast!!

What should I do with my life?:
The Prodigy - Music Reach (1/2/3/4)
Reach for Musical success.

Will I ever have children?:
DJ Scotch Egg - Scotch Chicken
Yes,i somehow have Scottish Chickens for children.

What is some good advice for me?:
Primus - Pork Soda
Invent a drink with the properties of Pork!

What is my signature dancing song?:
Mike & Rich - Winner Takes All
It is a pretty Funky song

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Mike & Rich - Upright Kangaroo
Bouncy,squelchy song with a belch used as part of the percussion.
Lovely.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Aphex Twin - Start As You Mean To Go On
Actually,its a better song than the Mike & Rich one.

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1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
AC/DC Back in Black
Well that's a little shallow even if I do look better in black.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Aerosmith Walk This Way
Which Way? North? East? Dennis?

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Bob Marley Buffalo Soldier
Thanks! umm... I think

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Golden Earing Twilight Zone
OK... kinda scary...

5. How can I make myself happy?
The Beatles Free as a Bird
What are you a fortune cookie? Give me specifics!


6. What should I do with my life?
Lynard Skynard Sweet Home Alabama
I'm heading south right now! (NOT)

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Beastie Boys She’s Crafty
Too True!

8. Will I be married?
George Strait Amarillo by Morning
Are you listening?

9. Will I ever have children?
Van Halen Hot for Teacher
Ohh!!

10. Will I die happy?
Aerosmith Jamie's Got A Gun
Nooooo!!! Wait.. Who's Jamie?

11. Can you give me some advice?
Rush The Camera Eye
Go into photography? Modeling?
This is worse than that stupid 8-Ball my sister used to have!

12. Do you know where your children are?
Pat Benatar Hit Me with Your Best Shot
I'm about to!

13. What do you think happiness is?
Blondie The Tide is High
Happiness is an aquatic expression of the lunar cycle? I would have thought just the opposite!

14. Do people care about me?
Queensryche Silent Lucidity
Yeah- to you too pal!

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Th-that one was mine...

*sobs*

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Ooops. Sorry, Teff.



ROFFLE at the first one.

As for the second, I Googled "Jamie" and this is what came up.

http://www.rezdog.com/images/Jamie%20E%20Headshot1.jpg
(Warning: Woman in bikini.)

I'm not sure what she's got against you, but watch out.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

1 What do you think of me, Media Player?
Sitting, waiting, wishing - Jack johnson
Uhhh....?

2 Will I have a happy life?
Rebel Music (feat. Krayzie Bon - Bob Marley)
...What?

3 What do my friends really think of me?
Simple Plan - Don't Wanna Think About You
... T_T

4 Do people secretly lust after me?
A Moment Like This - Kelly Clarkson
...I think that's yes.

5 How can I make myself happy?
Letterbomb - Green Day
...THIS IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF HAPPY.

6 What should I do with my life?
Welcome to My Life - Simple Plan
...NO EMO PLZ. >:|

7 Why must life be so full of pain?
Track 7 - Atr3yu
(The album title, according to whoever tagged it, is "Kill 4ll". >:|

8 Will I be married?
Sad Statue - System Of A Down
Huh? That a no?

9 Will I ever have children?
Don't Change - Grinspoon
Don't change from what I am? So that's a no. :(

10 Will I die happy?
±J©Rªº¤T¤H - ¤j¦t¸ê°T
...Somebody tagged this wrong. Let's try again.
Dammit - Blink 182
*sigh*

11 Can you give me some advice?
The Boys Light Up - Australian Crawl
Um?

12 Do you know where your children are?
Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
... o_O

13 What do you think happiness is?
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day


14 Do people care about me?
Ramstien - Büch dich
...?

And I'm pretty sure that is german for 'book you'.

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no actually its "Bend down"
if you used Babelfish its wrong.
you can watch the Live version and see Till making everyone bend over when he says it.

Psych's friends must really love him

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I know this is an old topic, but it's also an awesome topic, so... have a reply. I don't really have a playlist of any kind, so I used a compilation CD I made instead.

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
The Messenger from the Discworld cartoon. I'm using a Discman, maybe it's telling me to get a MP3 Player/iPod, or to use Media Player for once.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Our Private Universe by Crowded House. Yeah, I wish my life was like that. For some reason.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Biskit. Thank you for reinforcing that particular phobia, Discman.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Welcome To My Truth by Anastacia. Who cares about your truth? I was asking about mine!

5. How can I make myself happy?
Farther Away (Live) by Evanescence. By seeing people there, farther away? How would that help?

6. What should I do with my life?
Here Without You by 3 Doors Down. Yes. I should be seperated from the people I love and pine for them constantly. Makes perfect sense.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Let You Down by Three Days Grace. Oh because people will let me down when I finally trust them, finally believe in them. Good answer.

8. Will I be married?
Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. ...Guess not.

9. Will I ever have children?
Running Underwater by Killing Heidi. Sounds like a yes to me. You know, because the singer's running underwater, trying to get free?

10. Will I die happy?
Stole by Kelly Rowland. Oh. Not only do all my friends hate me, I'll die at a young age. Great.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Nobody's Home by Avril Lavinge, or however you spell that. So what you're saying is... Don't go home, nobody's there? Okay... Pity I'm already at home.

12. Do you know where your children are?
Faint by Linkin Park. Apparently my imaginary children won't faint, the way they did before, I shouldn't turn my back on them, they won't be ignored. So I guess I do know where they are.

13. What do you think happiness is?
Broken by Seether feat Amy Lee. Aw. Human companionship. How nice. At least, I think that's what the song's about. But if you just go by the title, happiness is broken.

14. Do people care about me?
Just Like You by Three Days Grace. Either I'm leading other people down the path of eeeevil, or other people are leading me down the path of eeeeevil. Either way.


That was fun.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

1. What do you think of me, Winamp?
New Coke (Deltron 3030) - So I'm like the New Coke, I'll be around forever?

2. Will I have a happy life?
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps (Cake) - I like the certainty this game provides

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Great Days for the Passenger Element (Autolux) - So they think they can get a free ride?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Did You See the World (Animal Collective) - Yes! The world wants me. I knew it.

5. How can I make myself happy?
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry (Johnny Cash) - Wait, I don't like this answer. Unless it's saying to get out more.

6. What should I do with my life?
Blitzkrieg Bop (Ramones) - Dance it away? Done, and done.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
In the Hall of the Mountain King (The Who) - No idea what to do with this one.

8. Will I be married?
Bike (Pink Floyd) - so... I should look for a fellow bicycle enthusiast?

9. Will I ever have children?
Sensurround (TMBG) - Well, that song includes something about being in the womb, so maybe that means something.

10. Will I die happy?
Birdhouse in Your Soul (TMBG) - Well, it's a happy song.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Gone for Good (The Shins) - You can't get off the hook that easily, playlist. Or are you telling me to just go away?

12. Do you know where your children are?
Sex Farm (Spinal Tap) - I.. I have to call the cops right now

13. What do you think happiness is?
Birdhouse in Your Soul [Live at Starr Hill in Charlottesville, VA] (TMBG) - A poetic answer, but a repetitive one.

14. Do people care about me?
The Final Voyage of the Liquid Sky (Primus) - No idea.

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

This ought to be interesting.

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
Things That tick Me Off, George Carlin | ...Err...I love you too o_o;;

2. Will I have a happy life?
Breakfast at Tiffany's, Deep Blue Something | I guess not.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Into the Storm, Blind Guardian | ...So they're following me blindly? This will not end well.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Somewhere That's Green, Ellen Greene (Little Shop of Horrors) | ...I'm lusted after by irritating actresses?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Conquest of Paradise, Vangelis | I can achieve happiness by conquering paradise, eh? Well, you know what they say...pave paradise and put up a parking lot. It'll be weird if that song comes up next.

6. What should I do with my life?
You Got A Friend In Me, from The Best Of Country Sing The Best Of Disney (artists unknown) | ..I should make more friends? Well, gosh.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
So Cold, Breaking Benjamin | Life is full of pain because...um...people die? O_o

8. Will I be married?
It Was All A Dream (Intro), Dream | D:! That's not a good prize...

9. Will I ever have children?
Cling and Clatter, Lifehouse | ...I'm interpreting this as "yes, and you will go insane as a result."

10. Will I die happy?
Moskau, Dschingis Khan | Well, that is a pretty happy song, I guess.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Finale (Don't Feed The Plants), Little Shop of Horrors Cast | Well. That's oddly specific.

12. Do you know where your children are?
Breathing, Lifehouse | That's reassuring, I guess. Wait, I don't have any kids.

13. What do you think happiness is?
Be Prepared, The Lion King | ...so your idea of happiness is total military conquest? Gosh, Media Player. You're so aggressive.

14. Do people care about me?
This Is Halloween, Marilyn Manson | They think I'm strange? T_T!!

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get LOST

I'll try Caustic Window's questions, using Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. That should be... interesting.

1. Who is awesome?
I Think I Have A Chance With Guy. I guess What's Her Face is awesome? I'd agree with that.

2. Why is the sky blue?
The System Is Down. That's really descriptive...

3. Why is the bus always late?
You've Got An Ugly And Stupid Butt. The bus is always late because I have an ugly and stupid butt? That's not very nice.

4. Why are robots so awesome?
Circles. The skinny blonde girl has something to do with it, then?

5. Who invented cheese on toast?
Because It's Midnite. I said who, not why.

6. Can you help me with my Science Homework?
These Peoples Try To Fade Me. Well, if I ever have to do homework on laser crabs, I'll be sure to ask Coach Z.

7. Whats my favourite movie?
The Cheat Is Not Dead. That would be an awesome movie title.

8. Who invented Communism?
Nite Mamas. I don't think Karl Marx was a Nite Mama by any definition. Maybe it thought it was Groucho Marx... Yeah, that still makes no sense.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

I guess I should be using my English playlist for this one...or, I guess I could just provide translations...XD

1. What do you think of me, Media Player/MP3 Player/iPod?
You Only Love - DBSK [haha, of course...]

2. Will I have a happy life?
All Deliberate Speed - Mae [I guess it depends on the pace I take life then...my itunes program's wiser than I thought. XD]

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Drive - DBSK [That doesn't sound good...o_o]

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Luz Control - Se7en [What's that supposed to mean? XD]

5. How can I make myself happy?
A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton [Oh god...running's the last thing I want to do...]

6. What should I do with my life?
Sky - DBSK [umm... ... ...'kay]

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
The Ocean - Mae [Oh yeah, make fun of all us southern Californians why don't you? Psh...]

8. Will I be married?
America - Simon and Garfunkel [Well, I guess I'll be married in America...]

9. Will I ever have children?
Dream - Kim Jong Gook [Aww, poo...I'm crying on the inside...unless it's saying it's my dream to have children...which it isn't my only dream...]

10. Will I die happy?
Kokomo - Beach Boys [Well, that sounds good...I'll die relaxing on an island, happy. ^_^ Oh, and I had to use this song for a history project, hence why I have it.]

11. Can you give me some advice?
Free Your Mind - DBSK [Hey, a legitimate answer!]

12. Do you know where your children are?
Love Can Make A Miracle - BoA [Uh-oh...hopefully when I have kids, that'll just mean they're on a really romantic date. XD]

13. What do you think happiness is?
Remember - DBSK [Yes, I remember what happiness is...>_>]

14. Do people care about me?
Like Weather - DBSK [Well, there are some people that don't care about the weather...pshoo.]

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....So, so sig'd.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

(fangirl squeal)

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."