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 Post subject: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:36 am 
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Why do Sharks Swim?


Sombody start.

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Ok, I guess I'll have st start.

Because its afraid of sand.

How much wood would a wood Chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? do wood Chucks Chuch wood??? What is a wood Chuck, anyway?

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If a woodchuck was able to lift bits of wood and throw them, then they would do it as they see necessary. Woodchucks do not "chuch" wood, whatever "chuch" means. A woodchuck is another name for the groundhog.


Question: How much money does it take to fly?

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That depends on how far the wingspan of the glider is. IF you want a glider made out of money.

Why does the moon change phases?

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Why are you so much like yourself?

Is Somm-1 and android?

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Are Somm-1 and Android what? What does Somm-1 have in common with Android that makes you think they're each other? Wait...


Who is the thing that does the dance?

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Well, The Thing from Fantastic Four was played by Michael Chiklis. I didn't see the movie, but The Thing doesn't really strike me a the dancing type.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


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You can't screw in a light bulb with Hitler, because his cake is too cheesy, and his pie is too beefy.

What is the meaning of SanDisk?

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That a Ghost?

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That not a ghost! That a post!

Am I teh coolest?

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Is the Pope Buddhist?

Why am I holding this gun and axe?

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For tooth, mustache, and the Altarian wane.

Who is the muffin man, and why is he so delicious?

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Because he's made of Cobra Venom.

2pac...? Is that you...?

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Who's on first base? Who's on first base!

Why are Abbott and Costello bad Elvis impersonators?

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Because they're not Elvis!

Who is this Homestar character?


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When it dose.

Whens dinner?

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That depends on what we scrape off the road.

Why can't I think of anything?

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'Cause you's too smart to think of something.

Why is the grass greener on the other side, and yellower on the my side?

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It's because you use pesticide. DUH!

Why is the sky blue?

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Because it wants to be.

Who is you?

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Me is you.


What is the capital square root of tuna?

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Circle!

What's the square root of a flexnard?

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a frickin' BOOGER

Q:Why Do we go to the beach

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Butt's twelve by pies?

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A play starring homsar, of course.

When I sit down, where does my lap go?

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i'm not feeling very funny today.


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Decemberween. Or possibly Snowflake Day.

What'd you do, take a shower?

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Yes. It's the only way to kill the horrible, horrible germs.

Heads, shoulders, knees, or toes?

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all of the above.

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No, but they DO slip Polonium 210 in your food.

How high is up?

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