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Up over there at whatchacaller.

What if you had an orange Christmas instead of a white one?

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If by orange you mean yellow, you probably live in Australia. Any land in the Southern Hemisphere except Antartica, really.

Can you really say orange and mean yellow?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Maybe. It depends on what shade of orange we're talking about.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

Because you've been taught all wrong. "Park" means what you think "drive" means and "drive" means what you think "park" means.

Q: Are you just going to sit there all day?

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Most likely.

What do you want for Decemberween, little gorl?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

I want a good Christmas , duh.


Why do snacks taste so good?

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Uh.... No.

MSH?

If I ate my little brother, would that make me a glutton or a cannibal?

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Depends on how big your brother is.

If Strong Bad ate his younger brother, how long would it take him to go to jail?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Forever. Stwong Bad is above the law. If he weren't, though, it'd take until someone noticed his belly was the shape of his younger brother, and not to mention that his body had turned emo.

Why are we a schizo?

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Why is anyone a schizo? Does one choose to be a schizo, or does schizodom come gradually, or as a twist of fate? Who controls the schizos of the world? Are we all schizos, or is no one a schizo? Am I Sam? Sam I Am? Do you like green eggs and ham?

Should I eat this box of "chocolates" from The Poopsmith?

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"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratio!"