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that doesn't end with a question mark, so it's not a question. fail.

if two trains are headed towards each other on the same track, going at 120 miles per hour, and there are 16 pennies on the track, which will be the first to reach Nantucket?

The car with the rabid cats driving it.

If you see a mountain from 50 miles away and it looks like it is 60 feet tall, and if you walk 30 miles closer and it looks like it is 500 feet tall, why don't you go kill yourself?

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Because I'm not emo like YOU are, bizzle!

Your house is being attacked by a velociraptor with laser eyes. If it destroys your kitchen, you will need to pay $50,000 to repair it. However, you also want to buy an Xbox 360 to heat your house, which costs $300.

If you earn $15 an hour at your crappy job, how many hours will it take to earn enough to both purchase a heater/gaming console and repair your velociraptor-ravaged kitchen?

(I seriously wrote that for math class.)

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74.

How many HHFOVs does it take to screw in a light bulb when x=7?

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THE LIGHTBULB CAN GO SCREW ITSELF.

You have 2 Mudkips. Assuming that you liek Mudkips, how many pigeons do you have?

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3√2 pigeons.

If Ron White drinks 2 glasses of scotch on the rocks during a performance, how many hours pass until he is arrested for being Drunkk inn Publickk?

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Two to four hours, depending on how strong the scotch was.

If Coach Z has 137 tissues, then gives 12 to Bubs, 18 to Homestar, 17 to Marzipan, takes back 6 of the ones he gave to Bubs, gives 2 to the King Of Town, then has half of what he has left stolen by Strong Bad, how many tissues will he have left? And how much will his life suck if all those tissues spontaneously combust?

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

84%!

If I have two hearts and i plan to donate one to your computer but then that heart blows up and gives the computer a headache and you give it 12 pain relievers and it blows up again and then Bill Gates shows up and can't save your Hard drive how many more minutes do you have left to live?

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3.14 m.
(Mandy, that lightbulb thing = OHMIGODROFFLEWIN.)
If it costs 349 monies to shoop a whoop by firin a lazer, and you shooped four whoops by firin a lazer, how long will it take to get enough monies to pay for shooping the whoops if you earn 32 monies a week from standing in the middle of the road and shouting out old 4chan memes?

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

It is a proven fact that everyone old enough for a driver's license hates 4chan (see: Fake Math and Science Journal, February 2004, p. 33, "Do People Old Enough for Driver's Licenses Hate 4chan?"), so you'll just get arrested (best case scenario) or run over, eventually.

If Emo Emily can write 24 crappy emo poems in one hour, does anybody care?

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no

if Susie's last name is Shgiffledorber and her brothers last name SWgiffledorber what is the chance that the teacher won't know how to say her last name?

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