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Yup. I'm back. And to celebrate my back-ness I have actually come up with a game.

To play, all you do is ask a question and give at least 3 choices. Someone else must answer the question, and the OTHER person must ask another question that follows the original question. Confusing? Yes, I know. Here's some examples.
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Bob Posts:
Story: You're walking on the sidewalk. You come across a rock. What do you do?
A- Kick the rock.
B- Stand still in horror.
C- Keep walking.
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Jim Posts:
A.
Die rock. HAHAHA!
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Sara Posts:
Story: The rock transforms into a unicorn. It starts to ram at you with its horn. What do you do?
A- Let it kill you.
B- *Draws Sword* "Bring it on!"
C- Run away like a coward.
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Bob Posts:
B.
I'm ready you unicorn!!!!
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Jim Posts:
Story: In a pathetic attempt to defeat the unicorn, your attack misses and the unicorn's horn hits you, knocking you into the air. You happen to have a cell phone. You are still far away from the land below. What do you do?
A- Order a pizza.
B- Call 911.
C- Wait until you reach the ground...and die.
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And so on.
Nobody double posts, you cannot put them in a stupid position like:
A- Wait and die.
B- Kill yourself.
C- Injure yourself.


No one dies or something like what's above happens.
I'll start.
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Story: You are sleeping and a meteor hurtles down at your house somehow. What do you do?
A- Run away.
B- Sleep.
C- Investigate.
(edited: massive typo...)

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

B- sleep. How a "meteor down" can happen makes little sense, so it probably doesn't exist.

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(i believe it means it's hurtling towards your house)

of all odds, the meteor has a hole in it the size of your sleeping place. you remain unharmed, but your house is destroyed.

A: rebuild the house.
B: go find somewhere else to stay.
C: eh, you didn't need possessions anyway. resume.

did i do it right?

C: eh, you didn't need possessions anyway. resume.

before you go back to sleep a unicorn appears! do you:
A:fight it
b: eat it
c:run

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I don't think that someone who posts answers can also post new questions, but I'll run with it.

B.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

You decide to eat the unicorn, only to find out that it can talk.

"Hey, stop nibbling! I was sent here to warn that a meteor was going to hit down, but I'm late. However, there is another thing you can do..."

A - Go along with the unicorn
B - Smack it like a pinata
C - Try to take that faker's mask off

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B. Smack it like a pinata...I just want to sleep...

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

You hit it like a pinata but since you are blindfolded, you keep on missing. The unicorn is angry now what.

A. Fight
B. Run
C. Alter Reality

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Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?

C. Alter Reality. I want a warp in the space-time continuum!

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

You pick up a sticky note with the infinity sign on it and stick it to the unicorn. The unicorn screams, and then gets sucked in a time-space black hole.

You also get sucked in, and end up in the City of Atlantis, apperantly buried deep beneath the polar ice caps, hidden away in the continuum.

A merman walks up to you, carrying a spear. He looks angry.

A - Try to reason with Big Tuna
B - Try to beat the crap out of Big Tuna
C - Try to use your aquatic camera to take some piccies and get loaded

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B. He can't be a real merman, because he just WALKED up to me.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Oh, contraire, my friend! This merman's a special one who can walk on his hands!

Anyways, you take your weapon out(a baseball bat) and charge towards the merman. However, he just scoots out of the way. You, still charging, smack your face on an Atlantic building, knocking yourself out cold.

Later, you're in an Atlantic courtroom. What do you do?

A - Plead insanity
B - Get a Chewbacca Defense Lawyer
C - OH SNAP HE'S GONNA BLOW

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B. NO ONE argues with a guy who can rip your arms out of their sockets.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

A lawyer walks into the courtroom and starts making incoherent ramblings about your innocence.

What do you do?

A - Stay here
B - It's a distraction! RUN!
C - Start telling stand-up jokes to the jury

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C - Start telling stand-up jokes to the jury

what?

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You ticked off the whole courtroom with your lame jokes and almost everybody there wants to attack you, do you?

A - Tell more lame jokes.
B - Use your ultimate weapon.
C - Teleport to somewhere else in the world.

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Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?

B. You don't like my jokes? Then...DIE!

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."