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Author:  Sarge [ Tue May 01, 2007 6:04 am ]
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short-circut rendered harmless by ten cent fuse.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Tue May 01, 2007 12:04 pm ]
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Stupid rednecks replace fuse with bullet.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Thu May 03, 2007 3:36 am ]
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Bullet shot by Mr. T.

Author:  just a username [ Sun May 06, 2007 2:25 am ]
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Foo fighters beat up Mr. T

(I had to think of something, and that happened on Robot Chicken)

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Mon May 07, 2007 11:35 pm ]
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Foo fighters beat down by their opposites, Oof fighters.

Author:  just a username [ Tue May 08, 2007 6:17 am ]
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Peace gets rid of Oof fighters.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Tue May 08, 2007 11:41 am ]
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UN resolution tries to avoid peace by appeasing dictators and as such makes war inevitable.

Author:  just a username [ Tue May 08, 2007 12:27 pm ]
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George W. Bush ignores the UN.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Tue May 08, 2007 10:38 pm ]
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George attacked by a group of sell out bands.

Author:  just a username [ Thu May 10, 2007 5:37 am ]
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Moral Panic takes some of the sell out bands profits away.

Author:  Eternal Sea [ Thu May 10, 2007 2:10 pm ]
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Street performer wipes away the moral panic.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu May 10, 2007 3:28 pm ]
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Street performer hits the streets, he winds up tired with who he meets; soon he's unemployed (his folks aren't overjoyed).

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:17 pm ]
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Unemployment depleted by war.

Author:  just a username [ Fri May 11, 2007 8:40 am ]
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Victory ends war!

Author:  Sarge [ Fri May 11, 2007 4:50 pm ]
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Victory is made meaningless because it's a pyrrhic victory

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Fri May 11, 2007 10:59 pm ]
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Pyrrhic victory inexistent because of democracy.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat May 12, 2007 12:14 am ]
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There's about three reasons why that's a incorrect answer... but instead of pointing them out I'll just quote Sir Winston Churchill and write:

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
British politician (1874 - 1965)

Beat that!

Author:  just a username [ Sat May 12, 2007 9:35 am ]
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Generation Z cares not about Winston Churchill.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat May 12, 2007 11:02 am ]
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Generation Z sued into poverty by the MPAA, who own the rights to the mark of Zorro!

Author:  just a username [ Sun May 13, 2007 12:18 am ]
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Critics give all MPAA members a heart attack.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Sun May 13, 2007 12:29 am ]
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heart attack prevented by a healthy diet.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Sun May 13, 2007 3:15 am ]
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Healthy diet is tainted by 15 Big Macs.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun May 13, 2007 3:25 am ]
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Bigs Macs rendered obsolete by Subway sandwiches.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sun May 13, 2007 9:05 pm ]
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Subway burned down by deep fry cooks.

Author:  Sbemailman [ Sun May 13, 2007 9:46 pm ]
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Fry Cooks eaten by their own mutant food.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon May 14, 2007 2:25 am ]
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Mutant Food uprising defeated by Godzilla!
(Aeiiii!!! Godizilla! Godizilla! Who will save us?!!!)
^_^

Author:  Al Capone II [ Mon May 14, 2007 2:18 pm ]
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Godzilla obliterated by Imperial Star Destroyer coming out of nowhere

Author:  Eternal Sea [ Mon May 14, 2007 2:19 pm ]
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Star destroyyerersds destroyed by bddd spilling

Author:  Eternal Sea [ Mon May 14, 2007 2:20 pm ]
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bddd spilling destroyed by strick english teacher wearing a giant foam cowboy hat

Author:  Sarge [ Mon May 14, 2007 3:37 pm ]
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Strict English Teacher cut into pieces by an axe murderer.

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