Sand beaten by pork, which tastes much better.
Mmmmm.... pork!
豬肉口味更好!
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| Author: | Eternal Sea [ Sat May 26, 2007 4:23 pm ] |
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cancer gets owned by chuck norris |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Sat May 26, 2007 4:45 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris is pounded by sand-man. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat May 26, 2007 4:45 pm ] |
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Sand beaten by pork, which tastes much better. Mmmmm.... pork!
豬肉口味更好! |
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| Author: | sci-fi greg [ Sat May 26, 2007 5:04 pm ] |
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pork eaten by much larger pork ie http://www.nypost.com/seven/05262007/ne ... llahue.htm god that thing is huge |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat May 26, 2007 7:50 pm ] |
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Your "much bigger pork" yields much larger portions of bacon. |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Sat May 26, 2007 8:18 pm ] |
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Larger portions of bacon consumed by Homer Simpson. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Sat May 26, 2007 8:21 pm ] |
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Homer Simpson lost a stupid contest to Homestar Runner. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sat May 26, 2007 8:34 pm ] |
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strong bad kicks home star in the face 9 times and he dies |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat May 26, 2007 9:12 pm ] |
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Strong Bad gets burninated by Trogdor. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sun May 27, 2007 4:29 am ] |
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Trogdor gets Sworded by Knights. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Sun May 27, 2007 4:37 am ] |
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just a username wrote: Trogdor gets Sworded by Knights.
Only the Cheat's Stache can beat Trogdor, so it kills the knights. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun May 27, 2007 4:42 am ] |
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no it can't. peasants fuel Trogdor's BURNINATE! meter so he can kill the houses.? |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Sun May 27, 2007 4:46 am ] |
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Chuck Norris then. Sorry... |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun May 27, 2007 5:08 am ] |
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Chuck Norris beaten up by a bunch of people who are tired of the stupid "Chuck Norris is invincible" jokes. I mean, seriously. It's getting old, people. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sun May 27, 2007 5:43 am ] |
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Ivan Drago beats up all those people and says "If they die, they die" |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 27, 2007 2:55 pm ] |
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Hulk Hogan suplexes Ivan Drago and says: "What you gonna do?!" |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Sun May 27, 2007 8:23 pm ] |
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Mike Tyson does something stupid that causes the media to focus on him instead of Hogan. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun May 27, 2007 9:17 pm ] |
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George Forman attacks Mike Tyson with a Mike Tyson Grill, but Mike Tyson fights back with Tyson Brand Chicken Wings. After a long a grueling cooking match, everyone agrees to eat chicken wings instead of ears and Geroge Foreman sells lots of George Foreman Grills. The End. 
(Or is it?) |
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| Author: | just a username [ Mon May 28, 2007 5:37 am ] |
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Competiton is a threat to George Foreman's Grills. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Mon May 28, 2007 5:24 pm ] |
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Competition made nothing by friendly agreements. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon May 28, 2007 6:00 pm ] |
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friendly agreements are subject to patent laws. |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Tue May 29, 2007 12:09 am ] |
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Supreme Court overturns patent laws. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 29, 2007 12:17 am ] |
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Republicans stack the Supreme Court. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Tue May 29, 2007 1:51 am ] |
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Republicans overran by Democrats. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 29, 2007 2:01 am ] |
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Democrats... um... eaten by The KOT. Best I could think of, sorry. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Tue May 29, 2007 2:09 am ] |
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KOT dies after getting 97.2 Billion heart attacks in 4 nanoseconds. (It's the only why he'll die.) |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 29, 2007 2:13 am ] |
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Heart Attacks cured by a little yellow pill. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Tue May 29, 2007 11:40 pm ] |
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Little yellow bill discovered to cure cancer. Afraid of losing funding, it is pulled by... Cancer curing people. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue May 29, 2007 11:59 pm ] |
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STupendous7 wrote: Chuck Norris is pounded by sand-man. Impossible. Nothing can beat Chuck Norris.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cancer put into remission by radiation treatments. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Wed May 30, 2007 12:13 am ] |
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Beyond the Grave wrote: STupendous7 wrote: Chuck Norris is pounded by sand-man. Impossible. Nothing can beat Chuck Norris.---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cancer put into remission by radiation treatments. (True, so true.) Radiation treatments turn random guy into a an evil villain of some sort. |
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