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Author:  Sarge [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:15 am ]
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"We'll get you fat" laws heartily endorsed by The KOT... which (naturally) makes them not cool anymore. So they're repealed.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:05 am ]
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KOT beaten by butter army. Revenge.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:17 pm ]
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Revenge of the Burninated is more vengeful than Revenge of the Butter.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:36 pm ]
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Burnination stopped by a garden hose.

Author:  Jonathan M [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:10 pm ]
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Sarge wrote:
Burnination stopped by a garden hose.
Garden Hose stopped by something so unstoppable, it killed itself afterwards
Its ghost now roams!!

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:30 pm ]
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Vacuum sucks up ghost of unstoppable...thing.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:49 pm ]
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Regular vacume outdone by a shop vac.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:08 pm ]
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Shop vac blows up after sucking a huge box.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:10 am ]
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Non-clever combatant puts box inside another box.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:20 am ]
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Box-in-a-box sold on e-bay for $100.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:12 am ]
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ebay is taken over by scammers

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:23 am ]
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scamers out-scamed by caned spam scamers.

Author:  sci-fi greg [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:56 am ]
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canned spam scamer's owned by Monty Python who make an awesome song about them. Oh, and i guess this thread may as well die now. Nothing can beat Monty Python.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:04 am ]
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monty python out stupid'd by napoleon dynamite

Author:  Al Capone II [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:20 am ]
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Bill Nye the Science Guy somehow gets more babes than Napoleon Dynamite
(legally, I hope).

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:41 am ]
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Bill Nye the Science Guy bought out by Bill Gates the Microsoft Guy.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:19 am ]
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Bill Gates assassinated by Steve Jobs.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:35 pm ]
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Steve Jobs gets tangled in his iPod earbuds, and strangles to death.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:41 pm ]
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iPod earbuds hated by everyone.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:49 pm ]
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Everyone fights the H*R "Everybody-Everybody" theme song and looses because it's just so darn cool.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:07 pm ]
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H*R theme song copyrighted by TBC.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:26 pm ]
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TBC sued by the Touhoku Broadcasting Company for copyright infringement.

http://www.tbc-sendai.co.jp/

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:28 pm ]
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Other TBC put off the line after failing to raise bills to pay da bills.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:45 pm ]
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debt is clered by debtgaurd of america

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:06 pm ]
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Debtgaurd ironically goes bankrupt.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:09 pm ]
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Wheel of Fortune distorts concept of bankruptcy.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:27 am ]
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Wheel of Fortune goes off the air when the price of Vowels goes through the roof due to a Vowel Picker's Union strike.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:28 pm ]
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Scabbers break the Union.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:31 pm ]
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Scabbers is the name given' to a mouse / rat in Harry Potter. He helps Voldemort.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:50 pm ]
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TIME magazine publishes a photo of Voldemort doing the River Dance and therefore he is humiliated.

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