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What: This game puts you in the eyes of a manager for a rich business person. Each post represents one day that this man must have in the planner. Post what happens that day that deals with this rich person. (His name is Bob.)

How: Just go in order of days, every on of them, and post what happened. (Not to long.) Each must slightly relate to each other.

Example:
M, D, Y: Bob gets a little fat.

M, D, Y: Bob gets fatter.

M, D, Y: Bob can't run because he is so fat.


Help:
January: 31 days.
February: 28 days
March: 31 days
April: 30
May: 31
June: 30
July: 31
August: 31
September: 30
October: 31
November: 30
December: 31

I'll start:

January 1, 2007: Bob will hire a new chef.

Remember! This is planning the future, not what he did. Say it in future-esc. (Bob will get fat.)

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January 2, 2007 - Bob will eat some celebratory New Year Pancakes prepared by his chef.

(Don't ask.)

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January 3, 2007: Bob will fire his Chef after realizing the pancakes were actually pamcakes.

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January 2, 2007: Bob will get terribly depressed after realizing that his chef (who moves to LA) had been his friend since kindergarten, and rethinks his life.

January 5th:
After bob rethinks his life he joins the church of Satan and starts a country band called "The Devil should come back to Georgia"

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

January 6, 2007: Everyone but Bob in the band will be shot. He will run to a church and start a band called "We Are Love."

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January 7th, 2007. Bob will be arrested under the charges that he will be in possession of several types of drugs. That's what you get for being a frickin hippie.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

January 9,2007: Bob Gets a part-time job at Arby's. Bob gets minimum-wage and is forced to listen a boring speech from PETA.

January 9, 2007 (About 5 minutes later): Bob got bored and asked if anyone wanted to go hunting for the fun of killing animals. He was soon fired.

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January 10th, 2007 - Bob, down in the dumps from getting fired from his part time job, quits the Bar job and opens up his own bar(not legal bar).

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January 10th, 2007 - Bob has no liquer permit and soon finds that the FBI have dropped a huge, cartoony anvil on his bar.

January 11, 2007 - Bob is treated for anvil-related injuries at the hospital.

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January 12th, 2007 - Bob is taken out of the emergency room and recovers slowly in bed. His roommate is a Death Metal singer whose throat exploded.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

January 13, 2007: Bob, bored out of his mind, will count the bricks on his side of the room. His hospital roommate will look like hes getting worse.

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January 14, 2007: Bob Makes a short movie about his life.

january 16th 2007: Bob learns to fly on his own, but forgets soon after

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Bubs: I never pass up a chance to stick it to the man!

January 17th, 2007:Bob is sent back into the E.R. because that death metal dude bit his shoulder off. The metaler was tranquilized and later gassed.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

January 18, 2007: Bob finally gets medical attention since there were much more urgent cases in the ER.

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January 19th, 2007: After a quick examination, they find that Bob has no injuries at all. He is sent home with a 34,000 dollar medical bill due to his lack of insurance.

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

January 20th, 2007: Bob will buy insurance, and fall in love with his agent.

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January 21, 2007: Bob will decide to throw caution to the wind and ask the insurance agent to marry him.

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January 22nd 2007: Bob will be put on major anti-depression pills for being rejected by his agent.

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January 24, 2007: Bob will reach in to his pill jar for his last anti-depressant pill, only to discover that it's actually an increadibly valuable diamond.

(After going over these posts, I figured that we should actually be on day 24, so I put that.)

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January 24th 2007: Bob will ask the agent to marry him again, telling her about his newly acquired $6,000,000. She accepted.

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January 26, 2007: Bob and the agent will have their wedding ceremony, and then leave for a honeymoon in Austraila.

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January 27th, 2007: Bob and his agent (let's call her...Lisa) encounter the ghost of Steve Irwin while scuba diving.

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January 28, 2007: After being knocked unconsious by the ghost of Steve Irwin, Bob and Lisa will awake in The Realm of Ghosts and Potentially Other Miscellanious Spookies (or TROGAPOMS for short).

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Jan 29th 2007: Bob and Lisa will celebrate Monkeroo day, but only for a couple minutes, 'cause they are in peril. Then they'll attatch a pudding pop to a dog so the ghosts chase it around instead of them. Despite all that, they will not make it out of TROGAPOMS that day.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Jan 30th 2007: Linda will steal Bob's diamond, and then get killed by a ghost. Bob will kill himself in despair, but then discover that TROGAPOMS is opposite land as he and Linda appear back in Townsville in Australia.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

January 31, 2007: Bob will wonder where his fiance, Lisa, went, and he will also wonder who this Linda person is. Bob will set out on a worldwide quest to find Lisa.

Bob will also do a TOTPD.

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