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February 1st, 2007: Bob starts a rock tour, not to gain fans or money, but to tell people of Lisa. While on the tour, he keeps undercover in a variety of disguises in order to get the info he needs to find Lisa.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Feb. 2nd 2007

Bob will find lisa through a stroke of luck, and will discover that she has met another man. And that this other man sports a shotgun.

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Feb 3rd 2007
Bob decided to go to a dojo to train with the guru on how to fight like a ninja and catch bullets.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

February 4th, 2007

Bob has miraculously completed full ninja training in one day. He meets up with shotgun-man at a bar, tries to beat him up, trips on a coaster, goes home, cries about it, writes songs about Lisa, and eats a hotdog.

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02/5/07

Bob eats more hotdogs. Then he uses his ninja powers to get him a job at the local movie production... place... thing.

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February 6th 2007
On the way to his first day of shooting, Bob runs into an old friend of his that he hasn't seen for 20 years.
He goes bowling with him, then plays cards and then goes to the pub before he realises that he was supposed to go to work.
He runs to the warehouse where it was being filmed, but all he finds is a smouldering pile of ash. Apparently the warehouse had been burnt down and no one escaped. He was now in debt to his friend (Frankie), for life, because if he had gone, he would have died.

(Hey, a lot can happen in one day.)

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

February 7th, 2007. Bob Reminisces on how this year is going so fast, and that plot changes are occuring rapidly.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

February 8th, 2007
Bob decides he will finally get up enough courage to go to Fox and tell them his new idea for a show.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

February 9, 2007

The hastily-made pilot of So You Think You Can Survive on a Deserted Island? scores a total of 17 viewers. The show is immediately canceled. Bob still thinks it's a huge success.

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

February 10, 2007

Bob decides to make some mony from his show by touring the states with his Yes, I am the guy who wrote 'So You Think You Can Survive on a Deserted Island?' tour.
He gets pelted by tomatoes.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

February 11, 2006

Bob is forced to eat the tomatos to survive while on tour. He is rushed to the hospital with food poisoning.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

February 12th, 2007
After saying hi to all the guys at the hospital who have gotten to know him, Bob makes a vow to have a date for Valentines Day.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

February 13th, 2007

In the hospital, Robert James Smurfington(his full name), once a billionaire, meets his ex-fiance Lisa who got in the hospital for some reason. The two are single, and Bob tries to woo her.

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Feb. 14th, 2007.

Bob discovers that that Lisa really, really, doesn't like him anymore. And that she carries mace. And that mace really, really hurts when it is sprayed in your eye.

His Valentines day date becomes the crazy girl in booth #42.

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February 15th, 2007.

The crazy lady turns out to be some other lady he knew, Lisa, who was just in disguise for a documentary she was shooting on a bum's life. Bob and Lisa start going back out, and Bob makes an appearance in the documentary, called O Stranger, Can You Spare A Dime?.

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February 16th: Bob did not consent to being in the film, and was also not reimbursed by Lisa's producers. Turns out Bob was a vampire and this film revealed the horrible horrible truth. He continues to attack everyone involved with the film.

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

February 17th, 2007

Bob faints from all of these shocking revelations that have happened in about five weeks. He finds himself in Pennsylvania with a bunch of other vampires, apperantly attending a "BA Meeting". Lisa is not in sight.

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February 18th 2007: After a long night of beer and swapping vampire war stories, Bob will find himself in a dark tunnel, only to come out of it and find himself on a beach in eastern Hawaii. He sees Lisa sipping tea from a coconut. She is completely naked. Then he wakes up and finds himself still in the BA meeting, vampires till staring at him.

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Feb 19th 2007:Bob Notices how much his life sucks and kills himself. It will take 7 days for him to get reincarnated as a human again

(Feh, this is 365 days. I'm using up every one of them legit-like.)

Feb. 20th - After beating the devil in a fiddlin' contest, Bob gets reincarnated as Big Bob Thompson, owner of a cozy coffee shp in a small town called Cloudnine.

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February 21 2007: The cozy coffee shop will be burned down by goths remembering "We are love." Big Bob gets so mad, he'll on a killing rampage of anyone wearing black.

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February 22 2007: Bob will kill the Men in Black and the large number of unkilled aliens will cause widespread destruction.

February 23 2007: Theses aliens will take Bob hostage, beaming him up to there mother ship, after a day o' destruction. Bob is not the least bit sad though, as all of them look like gorgeous woman.

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February 24 2007: The ship will land safely on a distant planet but he will wish it had crashed when aliens will hold him in prison.

February 25 2007: Bob will start a prison diary.

"Day one of prison:

This is strange. Beautiful alien woman. Horrid, prison food. My celebrity blood is not made for this! I know I will go crazy after too many days of this."

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February 26 2007: Bob will say, "Waite a minute! I have awesome ninja skills!" At that he will break out of the prison, steal a spaceship, start to take off, and run into large space rooster. "Cluck," it will say.

February 27 2007:
After saying goodbye to the space rooster who seemed to post him no threat. Bob passes by Mars and accidently smashes into the orbiter currently there on the way to Earth.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

February 28 2007: The Orbiter will get thrown off-course, along with Bob's stolen spaceship. It will head for an unknown planet, which will be named Dunkerstillvilliopolus in 2009.

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March 1 2007: Bob, after consulting the owner's manual, will steer the ship toward Earth, land safely, sell the ship on the internet for millions of dollars, and [s]live a happy life.[/s] realize that money can't buy happiness. Bob will then go to bed alone and depressed.

March 2, 2007: Bob will get sucked into a video game somehow