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I shot a man in Reno, since he paid his debt with pie.

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Well, I once shot a man in Reno because he couldn't fly.

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I once shot a man in Reno, really, that ain't no lie.

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I shot a man in Reno, only to find out that man was I.

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I once shot a man in Reno, then I ate his small fry.

I once shot a man in Reno, and quickly devoured his tie.

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I once shot a man in Reno and then stabbed him in the thigh.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die..
Wait, Johnny Cash already did that one.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I shot a man in Reno, I shot him in the eye.

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I shot a man in Reno because he was so shy.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I shot a man in Reno 'cause he looked like that guy.

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I shot a man in Reno, because Johhny Cash is I.

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I shot a man in Reno and ran off with his tie.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I shot a man in Reno and hung his clothes up to dry.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I shot a man in Reno, then I took his tie.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I shot a man in Reno, right before I said "good-bye".

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I shot a man in Reno, then covered him in lye.

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

I shot a man in Reno and stuck him in a pig sty.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I shot a man in Reno, because he hit me with a pie.

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I shot a man in Reno, because I thought he was a spy.

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I shot a man in Reno because he was just too sly.

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I shot a man in Reno after drinking lots of chai.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I shot a man in Reno, God I hate that guy.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I shot a man in Reno, but it turned out to be Bill Nye.

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I shot a guy in Reno, and threw him in a vat of lye.

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(already been done, droid )

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(not really, the two are different sentences)
I shot a man in Reno, then looked up to the sky.

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I shot a man in Reno 'cause he never learned to fly.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I shot a man in Reno because he knew the value of Pi.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I shot a man in Reno because I'm an Alpha Chi.

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