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I shot a man in reno, I swear I wasnt high.

I shot a man in reno, but it wasnt the same guy.

I shot a man in reno. Hey, maybe I was high.

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(I think you can only do one per post)

I shot a man in Reno, while I was watching CSI

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

I shot a man in Reno, the clothes his blood did dye.

I shot a man in Reno, the idiot thought he could fly.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

I shot a man in Reno, because he shot a man in Reno.

WIN

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

I shot a man in Reno, and then thought I could fly.

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I shot a man in reno, on a tuesday in july.

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I shot a man in Reno, for my hopes were nigh.

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I shot a man in Reno, then I choked him with a pie.

I once shot a man in Reno...

WIT MAH LAZOR EYE!

Zeno, you win all the money I have in my pockets right now.

i.e., none

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I shot a man in Reno; I can never tell a lie.

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I once shot a man in Reno, but I'm not too good a shot. So, instead of just killing him, it hit him in the arm, and he came at me. I didn't want to stay too long in his apartment; with the sound of gunshots the neighbors would surely have called the police by now. As he charged me, I did the only sensible thing: by pressing down, down-right, right + punch, I unleashed the full fury of my Hadouken. He crumpled to the ground like a paper bag full of cats. I could tell by the lights that the police now had the place surrounded; there could be no peaceful escape. By focusing the Force, I simultaneously crushed the minds of all people within a twenty-mile radius, ensuring my freedom, but at what price? What was the cost for a simple murder, one that had, in fact, been prompted by a mere misunderstanding? I don't exactly know; I'm no philosopher. But I'll tell you one thing: I certainly never tried that again.

I shot a man named zeno, because of a really long reply...

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...that's my new sig. Along with DukeNuke's post.

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

I shot a man in Reno, and this one doesn't rhyme.

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I shot a man in Reno, because his drawing of lil' brudder made me cry.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

I shot a man in Reno because I'm still afraid to fly.

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I shot a man in reno, because he wouldnt zip his fly.

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I shot a man in reno...

-A why-di-dye-di-dye.

Irish Drinking song

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I shot a man in Reno, for those wings he ate were my.








'ne.

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I could use some salve.

I shot a man in Reno, 'cause his walrus was so fly.

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I shot a man in Reno 'cause his name started with a y.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I shot a man in Reno, so that he would die.

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I could use some salve.

I shot a man in Reno, all up in his eye.

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I shot a man in Reno, but the jerk wouldn't die.

I shot a man in Reno, and he landed on a fly.

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I shot a man in Reno, because he kissed a guy.

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"Loud or lewd or la-di-da-di, everything to everybody!"
-Ah, But Underneath, Follies

I shot a man in Reno, and had a sip of chai.

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I could use some salve.