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eater of jelly
 Post subject: Give me one good reason to hire you!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:00 am 
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You are looking for a job when one day you find an opening at a buiness that you think would be easy and well-paying. OBSTACLE: It's run by one of those big fat boss guys who aren't easily impressed. You must give him ONE GOOD REASON TO HIRE YOU! (By one, I of course mean as many as you like.) Make 'em as funny as possible.
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The Snork
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I can iron 35.164 Wal-Mart jeans with a hot cowbell in less than 62 seconds.

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Employer: Pfff! I know a man who could do FORTY!!!
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NINJA.

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You have to hire me. It's a law, not of man, but of physics.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
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mathgrant
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Because I like foxes, and that makes me a great asset to your company! Somehow!

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You know Snakes on a Plane?

I wrote that one famous line.

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I have a gun, man!

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The Noid
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Can I have Friday off?

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Employer: I don't see why not.
...if you work somewhere that lets you have days off. But here at my business we don't believe in having days off.
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...what about the rest of ours?

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You should hire me because I'm easy to get along with and has patience for customers. By the way, if a guy from Wal-Mart says I smacked a customer in the face, that guy's a liar.

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I've committed no major felonies... in about a week...

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The Snork
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I have an IQ of potato chips.

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I have a bag of potato chips, and am willing to share.

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Employer: Whatever. I knew a man who would sell me the entire Lays Company!
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StrongRad
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You have to hire me. It's a law, not of man, but of physics.

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Employer: Then why am I not?
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Oh, you already hired me.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
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Employer: In that case, get back to work!
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I am a forum *Deep Breath* God!

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Because I like foxes, and that makes me a great asset to your company! Somehow!

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mathgrant
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Hey, I compose music, too! Granted, I'm sure it's inferior to Magna Carta's stuff, but still, isn't that a good reason to hire us for. . . hey, what the heck kind of job are we trying to get hired for, anyhow?

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Tech Support.
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I'm fluent in sixteen Internet languages, including seven dialects of 1337.
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The Experimental Film
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:42 am 
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I have the TOTPD.

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.
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