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This is based off of MythBusters. It's easy!

First, I'll make a urban legend / myth of some sort. (Made up. Example: Dogs like wet food more than dry.) The next person either gives it a "Heck yeah!" an "Eh." or a "No Wai!" (Changed for being afraid of being sued.) This shows if it was true, sorta true, or not true. Then they have to give an even more ridiculous reason why. (Long, un-true, scientific lectures are encouraged!) Then they make a new urban legend / myth.

I'll start.

Light can die.

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Yes! If you turn the light off!

Sharks don't like to eat humans..

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Owner of The PlaystaionThWii60

Eh. I mean, would you want to eat Patrick Swayze?

Mimes die when they see fat people.

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Heck yes! The electromagnetic pulsars undulating from the Nazigali membrane of the fat person's Gilliganni nerve stun the mime in seconds, ridding the world of yet another foe.

Gravity does not apply in Soviet Russia.

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Heck yes! In Soviet Russia, gravity applies you!

Chuck Norris is cool.

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heck yeah! because he's Chuck Norris.

cameras steal your soul.

Heck yes, and they print it onto a convenient little piece of paper.

Computer-shaped rocks were entertainment for Cro-Magnons.

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

No wai. We've done extensive research on this subject, and so far all signs point to no. First, we went to a museum and talked to the lady there about Cro-Magnons. Then, we went to a rock quarry and talked to the guys there about computer-shaped rocks. Then, we spent a few hours in the warehouse talking about how we could build a needlessly dangerous and overly elaborate time machine to go back and interview some real Cro-Magnons about their rock shape preferences, but first we decided to do small-scale testing using some Lego people Terry found in his closet. Terry, Korey, and Brent pretended to be themselves, while Johnny and I (Andy) pretended to be the Cro-Magnons. Then we decided to add small plastic explosives, for some reason. Anyway, after the small-scale tests worked, we decided to go full-scale. Johnny and I got into a little competition to see who could build a better time machine. As usual, Johnny's rig bested mine and we had to rescue our dummy Killer from a Civil War battlefield that I accidentally sent him to. And after all that, we crunched some numbers and concluded that that is, in fact, untrue. Then we went and got some doughnuts.

Homeless people smell funny.

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Actually the homeless don't smell humorous at all. Its rather dank and gross. Like a school bus.

Donald Rumsfeld is a direct descendant of Skeletor.

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

No wai. He doesn't look like him enough.

Cows that drink chocolate milk can fly.

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After feeding chocolate to sixteen different breeds of cow on a decommissioned military base, none of the cows even got off the ground. HYNEMAN'd!

Does Bloody Mary REALLY appear when you say her name while looking in a mirror in the dark?

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No wai, she only appers when you scream it six times.

Can this small wooden lion on my desk eat me?

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Let's make a dummy out of ballistics gel!

*45 minutes and 5 commercial breaks later*

That was a waste. Let's go blow something up.

Do you REALLY need to wait an hour after you eat before you go in swimming?

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Yup.

We fed one of our interns some pizza and then pushed her into the pool that we rented immediately after she swallowed the last bite. She combusted instantly.

Remember kids: play it safe, wait an hour.

Is Decemberween really the most sanitary time of year?

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