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Simply summarize movies, books, video games, and other things in one minute, a la Book-A-Minute and Movie-a-Minute (occasional language warning on both), two of the best sites in the whole world.



Here is a compilation of some Got a Minute versions of Mario games. I would like feedback from you guys on which ones to keep, and which ones to junk. Also, if you guys could help write some summaries on some more key Mario games, particularly RPG's, then I might add them to the compilation, and give you credit when I submit the final draft to Lemmy.

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Little Shop of Horrors (1986 movie version)

Crystal, Chiffon, and Ronette
Bop shoo bop shoo bop.

Rick Moranis & Ellen Greene
Life's hard here on Skid Row, but we have each other.

Crystal, Chiffon, and Ronette
Bop shoo bop shoo bop.

Rick Moranis
And I have this weird-looking plant!

(The PLANT grows and grows because it eats blood.)

The Plant
Feed me! I'm mean and green!

Rick Moranis!
I'm gonna zap you with this exposed wiring!
(He does so, and the PLANT dies.)

Crystal, Chiffon, and Ronette
Bop shoo bop shoo bop.

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Mythbusters

ADAM: Jamie and I will get an experiment with lots of explosions! You three get something lame.

TORY, GRANT, AND KARI: Aw.

(ADAM and JAMIE try to do something. ADAM messes it up and gets hurt. They try again, but it doesn't work.)

JAMIE: Looks like we'll have to try to do something that doesn't actually fulfill the requirements of the myth!

(TORY, GRANT and KARI screw around with something pointless. TORY gets hurt. ADAM and JAMIE still don't get anything to work, but there are a lot of explosions.)

EVERYBODY: Myth busted!

THE END

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Open water

Guy:
Lets go swimming

Girl
okay (goes swimming)

Guy
lol, you barfed on me

Girl:
Oh crap, a shark ate you! (Commits suicide.)

Bwave:
How can this movie be based on true events if both of the main characters died?

THE END

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Alladdin:

Aladdin:
I wish my life didnt suck.

Genie
Wish not granted!

Aladdin makes three legitimate wishes, and the genie grants them. Unfortunately, he forgot to wish that the sequels would be good.

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Now that I think of it, this thread belongs in Arts and Crafts. Oops. Some mod move it please.

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HARRY POTTER SERIES

Everyone but Harry: O NOZ VOLDEMORT HARRY POTTER SAVE US

Harry: Oh, fine

*Harry saves teh world*

Everyone: YAYZ

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Avenue Q

Puppets:
We're puppets!

Humans:
We're not!

All:
This is real life!

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Martha:
We have a son.

George:
No, we don't!

Martha:
Oops.

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Hamlet
Hamlet: Father I will prove your story true
(kills a whole bunch of people)
To be or not to be?
THE END

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Roffleburger, Ian. XD

The Wizard of Oz

DOROTHY: Stuff sucks.

WEIRD FORTUNE GUY: Not anymore!

(Everything becomes Technicolor.)

DOROTHY: I want to go home!

(She meets many WACKY CHARACTERS. After defeating the WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, they reach THE WIZARD.)

THE WIZARD: I'm a complete fraud!

EVERYONE ELSE: YAY!

(They get gifts. Everything becomes black-and-white again.)

DOROTHY: I had a neat dream! And you were there, and you were there, and you were there...

THE END

Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat

(Joseph loses his coat, becomes rich, and gets his coat back.)

THE END

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Calvin and Hobbes

CALVIN: Isn't summer wonderful?

HOBBES:Yes.

(Something preachy.)

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<(* ) THRUSTER DUCK
( << )<~~~ WANTS
O O YOUR SOUL

To Kill A Mockingbird:

Scout- Here is a story about my life...yay!

The End.



My Dog Skip:

Boy- I want a dog so much.

Yay, I got a dog! I'm going to name him Skip! I love my dog Skip.

Oh crap, he died...

The End.

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Here's a good one

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (original movie)

Charlie- A tour of the chocolate factory? With a 4 really naughty kids? Yay!

*Charlie listens while the other kids dont*

Willy Wonka- You get nothing! You lose! Good DAY sir! *(lol@meme)*

Charlie- You better have this back...

Willy Wonka- YOU WIN!


Finzor
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Another!

Green Day- American Idiot

Green Day- Lets make an album about some punk!

*Album sells 14 million copies*




Fin

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John Henry (the album)

LINNELL: HEY, JOHN! I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA!
FLANSBURGH: What?
LINNELL: Let's get a full band and annoy the purists who think our work's gone downhill since our first album!
FLANSBURGH: Sounds awesome!
LINNELL: And we could make an album with EVEN MORE songs about death than usual!
FLANSBURGH: So you'll be writing most of it?
LINNELL: Yes.

fin

John Henry (the dude)

JOHN HENRY: SCREW YOU, STEAM DRILL! I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN! SEE? OH SHI--DEATH! *dies*

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24
The following occurs between 12:00 noon, and 12:00 noon the next day.

The president
There is a terrorist threat! Where's jack baueauuaer?

Strong Rad
He's baaack...

Jack bauer kills the terrorists and saves the world.

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The Legend of Zelda
Ganon kidnaps Zelda and scatters the Triforce.

Ganon
Ha ha ha!

Link
Oh my god, I must stop him!

Link finds the Triforce pieces, destroys some monsters, defeats Ganon, and finds Zelda.

Zelda
Thank you link!

GAME END!

Player
WTH?!? SECOND QUEST?!?

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The matrix

Morpheus: Nothing is what it appears to be. Take this pill.

Neo: Whoa! I see what you mean. Now I can bend spoons.

Agent smith: Not for long, neo. (Shoots neo)

Neo: OMFG LMAO!!! Neo Is an anagram for one! Arent I clever?!?!?!

Agent smith continues to shoot neo. Neo keeps shooting agent smith, but he dodges it.

Meanwhile, in heaven...

God: OMG! I cant beat this game! This jerk, agent smith keeps modding. Forget this, I'm cancelling xbox live.

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LotR

Frodo: SHINY RING, GIMME

Gandalf: RING IZ EVIL

Frodo: ME NO CARE

Sam: LET'S KILL TEH RINGS WITH FIRE

(They walk to Mount Doom)

Gollum: MY PRECIOUSSSSSS SHINY THINGGGG (knocks ring into the volcano and falls in with it)

Everyone else: YHEI

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Macbeth

WITCH 1: You will be king!

WITCH 2: And Macduff is bad!

WITCH 3: And trees are your enemy!

MACBETH: What?

MAN: The king is dead!

ALL: Hail Macbeth!

MACBETH: What?

MALCOLM: Lets kill Macbeth!

(numerous deaths)

MACDUFF: I am going to kill you.

MACBETH: What? (dies)

End.

He didn't acctually die you know, not untill the kid was like, 23.
I love that movie so much...*sniff*
Toastpaint

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Sonic Series

Sonic: Eggman stole the Chaos Emeralds!

Eggman: Hahaha!

*Sonic runs real fast and jumps on enemies and that somehow kills them*

Amy: Sonic is so cute lol

*Sonic defeats Eggman*

*Chaos Control for no reason*

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Mega Man Classic Series

DR. LIGHT Wily's got four or eight new robot masters! I'm goign to teleport you at the farthest possibly location from the boss!

ROCK Yay!

{Rock fights all eight of the guys then goes to Wily's Castle. He beats him up.}

WILY Here I am on my knees, begging! Don't kill me!

ROCK Hmm...you are an international terrorist, but you're on your knees, so I'll let you go!

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You forgot the begin of the next game.

Dr. Light Wily's got more robots. Hold on as I delete all the weapons you just got.

Mega ManOk!

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These two have been done on this thread, but the plots weren't summed up, so...

AMERICAN IDIOT:
J: I'm the Jesus of Suburbia! (Runs away from home)
Whatsherface: No you're not.
J: (Runs back)

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
Atticus: Now remember kids, it's a sin to kill a mockingbird, and by killing a mockingbird, I mean convicting a black man of rape soley based on his skin colour.
The Town of Maycomb: (Convicts a black man of rape based soley on his skin colour)
Jem: ...Everything sucks.

And some more.

OBERNEWTYN
Madam Vega: Tell me where the weaponmachines are.
Selma: No.
Madam Vega: Tell me where the weaponmachines are.
Cameo: No.
Madam Vega: Tell me where the weaponmachines are or I'll kill both you and your true love that you haven't realised yet.
Elspeth: Ima kill you instead! (Does so)

BRAVE NEW WORLD
Bernard Marx: I'm an outcast in a supposedly perfect society.
John the Savage: I'm an outcast in two societies.
Bernard Marx: Let's be friends!
John the Savage: And miss out on hanging myself?

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
A lot of meaningless padding: (happens)
Dumbledore: (Dies)
Shippers: (Are outraged)

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Napoleon Dynamite
*Nothing really happens because real peoples' lives are just as boring as the lives of the characters*

Finding Nemo
NEMO: (Goes up to a boat and gets captured)
MARLIN: I'll find you! (He DOES).
DORY: Who am I?

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Titanic

Rose: I'm so rich!
Jack: I'm not!
Rose: I love you Jack!
Jack: I love you Rose!
(Jack and Rose run around TITANIC. They GET BUSY in A CAR.)
(Lots of THINGS happen. TITANIC hits an ICEBERG and starts SINKING. It is EXCITING.)
Rose: Don't let go, Jack!
Jack: 'Kay (FREEZES to DEATH)
Rose: (is SAVED; cut to present day, DIES.)

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get LOST

MARSHMALLOW'S LAST STAND
Strong Bad: Are you asking for a challeeeenge?
Homestar: No.
Strong Bad: ...Yes you are.
Homestar: Okay.
Strong Bad: (Fights his very own challenge and loses)

THE DEMENTED CARTOON MOVIE
A Blah: Blah.
Ziggy H. Bomb: Zeeky Boogy Doog.
The World: (Explodes)
The Dude Type Guys: This movie sucks.

Yay. Flash cartoons.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Akira (The Movie.)

Kaneda: We are a gang.

Tetsuo: *Taken by army and tested on.* I am so powerful!

The Espers: We have to rise Akira!

Akira: *Destroys universe.*

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