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Titanic:
Rose: Bla bla bla bla bla...
Lookouts: ICEBERG! SLOW DOWN! Too late...
Captain: Omg, we're sinking!
Leonardo: *drowns*

Paper Mario:
Bowser: I stole the star rod and now I'm invincible! Yay!
(Mario beats Bowser)
Bowser: D'oh!

Strong Bad's Email:
SB: La la la la laaa, EMAIL!!
email: how type box gloves?
SB: DELETED!!
Paper: Preeeeoooowww!

The Red Pony--
Boy--I want a pony!
Boy--I got a pony!
Pony--Dead!
Narrator--Not done yet!
Old Man--Why am I here?
Narrator--Here's some more!
Narrator--Finally Done'd!

Old Yeller--
Older Boy--My dog is cool.
Arlis--I'm naked and spoiled!
Older Boy--I'll save you Arlis!
Old Yeller--Dead!
Fans--That's so sad. I cried.
Arlis--Still naked!

Savage Sam--
Boy--New dog now!
Arlis--Still naked!
Injuns--Tamahawk!
Arlis--Make like a pro-wrestler who's name escapes me!
Arlis--And still naked! Frogs in my pockets even pantless!

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I could use some salve.

Homestar Runner

HOMESTAR: HEY, STWONG BAD
STRONG BAD: STFU IM CHEKIN MAH EMAILZ
HOMESTAR: *annoy*
STRONG SAD: I'M SAAAAAAAAD THAT I'M LIVING
THE CHEAT: MEH!
STRONG BAD: *answers email* LOL K DONE

(j/k j/k no ban plz)

Bonus Stage

JOEL: HEY PHIL AND ELLY I'MA MAKE A VIRTUAL UNIVERSE GET OVER HERE AND GO IN IT LOLOLOL
PHIL: You suck.
ELLY: OH, JOEL! I CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE!
PHIL: ;_;
RYA: Y'all suck.
JESSICA: LOL HAY IM HOT
JOEL: OMG DO ME
JESSICA: LOL K
ANDREW: HAI ELLY
ELLY: OMG WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND?!
ANDREW: Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....k.
CASSIDY: I'M CAAAAAAAAAAAASSIDY!
ANDREW: *exists*
JUNE: *ignored*
ELLY, JUNE, AND JESSICA: I LOVE YOU, JOEL!
RYA AND CASSIDY: I LOVE YOU, PHIL!
CASSIDY: NUUUUUUUU YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM BIZNATCH *stab*
RYA: oshi--*dies*
PHIL: NOOOOOehwhatever
ANDREW: *exists some more*
PHIL: THIS SHOW SUCKS!
MATT WILSON: LOL HAY U = CANCELED LOL
SHOW: *ends*

Futurama

FRY: I AM TEH SAD OH SHI--FREEZER! *frozen* *wakes up* LOL WHERE AM I?
LEELA: TEH FUTURE LOLZ
FRY: OMG HAWT AUGH YOU HAS ONE EYE D:
LEELA: ...stfu. ;_;
BENDER: HAY THAR
FRY: LET'S BE FRIENDS!
BENDER: LOL K *drink*
LEELA: LOL I PUT IN CHIP NOWZ eh screw this *chip remove*
FARNSWORTH: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
ZOIDBERG: AUGH FEED ME
AMY: *slips on floor*
ZOIDBERG: *attempts to eat amy*
HERMES: *accidentally collates joint* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FRY: LEELA I LOVE YOU! <3333333333
LEELA: ...GTFO.
FOX: LOL WE ARBITRARILY CANCELZ U NOWZ
EVERYONE: *sad*
SHOW: *ends*
PRODUCTION STAFF: YOU SUCK, FOX!
SHOW: *is uncanceled*
FANS: HUZZAH!

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West Side Story:

(Jets and sharks fight while dancing till cops come.)

Riff: LOL TONY JOIN TEH JETS
Tony: K.
{At the dance}
Maria: I heart u.
Tony: K.
Bernardo: U suk.
(More fighting and dancing)
Bernardo: Knife fight!!!
Riff: LOL!
(Knife Fighting while dancing)
(Riff gets stabbed)
Tony: OMG!
(Bernardo is the one that gets stabbed now.)
Chino: LOL Bernardo died.
Tony: Sowwy.
(Stuff happens, Chino has a gun. Song and dance.)
Maria: I wanna meet tony.
Jets: No.
(Tony gets shot by Chino. Everybody gethers round. This is when you realize it's not a comedy.)
Maria: U guys suck.
(tries to shoot herself, can't, collapses. Jets and sharks carry body offstage)
Joe: And to think that I was gonna watch Ghostbusters again!

DRAGONBALL Z, FREEZA SAGA
Raditz: I am a)An alien b)Your brother and c)stronger than you'll ever be!
Goku and Piccollo: (Defeat Raditz)
Goku: (Dies)
Nappa and Vegata: We're stronger than you'll ever be!
A bunch of people: (Die)
Goku: Here I come, back from the dead! (Defeats Nappa and Vegeta)
The Ginyu Force: Bringing you the silliest poses in the universe... At least until the Great Saiyaman arrives.
A bunch more people: (Die)
Freeza: I'm stronger than you'll ever be!
Krillan: (Dies)
Goku: Oh my god! You killed Krillan! (Goes Super Saiyan, defeats Freeza)
Five Minutes: Since when did I last for 20 episodes?

I may have got a few things wrong. It's been a while.


(laughs)

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