Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

I'll join here, this looks wicked awesome.

1) I own Homestar Runner merchandise.

2) My cat is named Thunderpaw.

3) I'm further behind in Shaman King then most of the people who read it at my school.

I believe these are lies:

BUG2
BUH3
BWA1
CPR3
DRD3
EIN3
IAN2
JUJ2
KOK3
MTH1
NEO2
TZS1

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Well, the player list is full, but I doubt mathgrant would care if more people joined.

I'll guess 1 for Bugkiss II and Tech.

1 for bug and teh ch8t too.

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In response to CP: I didn't realize you got a point if you fooled players, I thought you only got them by guessing correctly It might be best to just take bware out, then.

Oh, sorry >_< I read the first post for the rules, and skimmed through the others, I missed that. Hehehehe...

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Dude, it was on the thread title.

BUG3 I doubt.

If CHT is allowed (yes i just gave him an abbreviation), then I think 1 is false. I barely own any Homestar Runner merchandise at all. XD

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

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LOOKING AT THREAD TITLES IS FOR LOSERS!! *runs*

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BWA2

DRD1

NEO2
more of my doubts

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Aw, heck. I'll raise the number of players to 15 so Teh Ch8t, and two more, can play. BUT NO MORE THAN 15!

bwave sent me this PM:



I doubt DRD1 and CHT3. New standings:

BUG = Bugkiss II
BUH = buhubs
BWA = bwave
CHT = Teh Ch8t
CPR = Color Printer
DRD = Droideka
EIN = Einoo T. Spork
IAN = IantheGecko
JUJ = Ju Ju Master
KOK = King of Katamari
MTH = mathgrant
NEO = Neo
TZS = The Zephyr Song

Statements:
BUG1: I once had to shave my cat's butt. (Doubters: BWA, DRD, JUJ, MTH, NEO)
BUG2: I once had eaten a Hershey's chocolate bar in a cheeseburger. (Doubters: CHT, TZS)
BUG3: I am addicted to Robot Wars. (Doubters: CPR, EIN)
Undecided: BUH, IAN, KOK

BUH1: I once met Bob Dole. (Doubters: BWA, CPR, NEO)
BUH2: I've seen a coin that's worth $20. (Doubters: EIN)
BUH3: I've had two near death experiences. (Doubters: BUG, CHT, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TZS)
Undecided: IAN

BWA1: I can benchpress 260 pounds. (Doubters: BUG, CHT, DRD, EIN, KOK, MTH)
BWA2: I have a 2000 Honda Odyssey. (Doubters: BUH, CPR, JUJ, NEO)
BWA3: I love dried cranberries. (Doubters: TZS)
Undecided: IAN

CHT1: I own Homestar Runner merchandise. (Doubters: EIN, JUJ, NEO)
CHT2: My cat is named Thunderpaw. (Doubters: None)
CHT3: I'm further behind in Shaman King then most of the people who read it at my school. (Doubters: MTH)
Undecided: BUG, BUH, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, KOK, TZS

CPR1: I beat Paper Mario: The-Thousand-Year-Door today [January 21]. (Doubters: BWA, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO)
CPR2: I am obsessed with pencils. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, IAN, TZS)
CPR3: I have two Japanese Yu-gi-oh cards. (Doubters: BUG, CHT)
Undecided: None

DRD1: I deliver firewood to make money. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH)
DRD2: I know three people on these forums in real life. (Doubters: BUG, NEO)
DRD3: I don't have my driver's license. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, CPR, TZS)
Undecided: IAN

EIN1: I once wrote a story involving cannibalism when I was about eleven years old. (Doubters: BUG, CPR, KOK)
EIN2: I once attempted to dig a hole to China when I was 5. I failed miserably. (Doubters: BUH, JUJ, MTH)
EIN3: I enjoy eating pickles and orange juice together. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, IAN, NEO, TZS)
Undecided: None

IAN1: I am 18 years old. (Doubters: CPR)
IAN2: I have a boating license. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO)
IAN3: I scored 30 and 31 on two of my ACT sections. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, TZS)
Undecided: None

JUJ1: I once made a comic called "Cory Goes to Pottery Barn". (Doubters: EIN, KOK, TZS)
JUJ2: I used to eat pancakes with shredded carrots and zucchini in them. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, CHT, DRD, MTH)
JUJ3: I bought a Futurama DVD about four years ago but I didn't watch an episode from it until yesterday [Jan 20]. (Doubters: BWA, CPR, IAN, NEO)
Undecided: None

KOK1: I play the xylophone. (Doubters: BUG, EIN, MTH, TZS)
KOK2: I'm currently in high school. (Doubters: BUH, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, JUJ)
KOK3: I can clear some DDR songs on Heavy Mode. (Doubters: CHT, NEO)
Undecided: None

MTH1: I have memorized all of the first 251 Pokemon by their Johto Pokedex number. (Doubters: CHT, JUJ, NEO)
MTH2: I once wrote a Mario fanfic in which Mario couldn't speak vowels. (Doubters: BUH, EIN)
MTH3: I like the music from the movie "High School Musical", but I despise the movie itself. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, KOK, TZS)
Undecided: None

NEO1: I lived in Israel for a year. (Doubters: BWA)
NEO2: There's nothing I like better than a good FPS. (Doubters: BUH, BUG, CHT, CPR, DRD, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TZS)
NEO3: I know what a stingray feels like. (Doubters: None)
Undecided: IAN

TZS1: I have a tongue piercing. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CHT, IAN, JUJ, MTH)
TZS2: I own fifteen novels by Garth Nix. (Doubters: CPR, DRD, NEO)
TZS3: I own a marshmallow gun. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, KOK)
Undecided: None

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CHT2

BUG2
Last two doubts

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

CHT2

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I'll be known as TAR. Here are my doubts:

BUG1
BUH3
BWA1
CHT3
CPR2
DRD1
EIN3
IAN2
JUJ3
KOK1
MTM3
NEO2
TZS1

Here are my three statements:

1) I've never had a cavity.
2) I hate peanut butter.
3) I skipped kindergarten.

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TAR1 is a lie

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I doubt TAR2

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CHT2 and TAR1.

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get LOST

I doubt TAR2

TAR3. Skipping kindergarten? That's unheard of!

Also, there is only room for one player now. Next person to post three statements gets the spot!

BUG = Bugkiss II
BUH = buhubs
BWA = bwave
CHT = Teh Ch8t
CPR = Color Printer
DRD = Droideka
EIN = Einoo T. Spork
IAN = IantheGecko
JUJ = Ju Ju Master
KOK = King of Katamari
MTH = mathgrant
NEO = Neo
TAR = The Abominable Redhead
TZS = The Zephyr Song

Statements:
BUG1: I once had to shave my cat's butt. (Doubters: BWA, DRD, JUJ, MTH, NEO, TAR)
BUG2: I once had eaten a Hershey's chocolate bar in a cheeseburger. (Doubters: BUH, CHT, TZS)
BUG3: I am addicted to Robot Wars. (Doubters: CPR, EIN)
Undecided: IAN, KOK

BUH1: I once met Bob Dole. (Doubters: BWA, CPR, NEO)
BUH2: I've seen a coin that's worth $20. (Doubters: EIN)
BUH3: I've had two near death experiences. (Doubters: BUG, CHT, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: IAN

BWA1: I can benchpress 260 pounds. (Doubters: BUG, CHT, DRD, EIN, KOK, MTH, TAR)
BWA2: I have a 2000 Honda Odyssey. (Doubters: BUH, CPR, JUJ, NEO)
BWA3: I love dried cranberries. (Doubters: TZS)
Undecided: IAN

CHT1: I own Homestar Runner merchandise. (Doubters: EIN, JUJ, NEO)
CHT2: My cat is named Thunderpaw. (Doubters: BUH, DRD, TZS)
CHT3: I'm further behind in Shaman King then most of the people who read it at my school. (Doubters: BWA, MTH, TAR)
Undecided: BUG, CPR, IAN, KOK

CPR1: I beat Paper Mario: The-Thousand-Year-Door today [January 21]. (Doubters: BWA, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO)
CPR2: I am obsessed with pencils. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, IAN, TAR, TZS)
CPR3: I have two Japanese Yu-gi-oh cards. (Doubters: BUG, CHT)
Undecided: None

DRD1: I deliver firewood to make money. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TAR)
DRD2: I know three people on these forums in real life. (Doubters: BUG, NEO)
DRD3: I don't have my driver's license. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, CPR, TZS)
Undecided: IAN

EIN1: I once wrote a story involving cannibalism when I was about eleven years old. (Doubters: BUG, CPR, KOK)
EIN2: I once attempted to dig a hole to China when I was 5. I failed miserably. (Doubters: BUH, JUJ, MTH)
EIN3: I enjoy eating pickles and orange juice together. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, IAN, NEO, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: None

IAN1: I am 18 years old. (Doubters: CPR)
IAN2: I have a boating license. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO, TAR)
IAN3: I scored 30 and 31 on two of my ACT sections. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, TZS)
Undecided: None

JUJ1: I once made a comic called "Cory Goes to Pottery Barn". (Doubters: EIN, KOK, TZS)
JUJ2: I used to eat pancakes with shredded carrots and zucchini in them. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, CHT, DRD, MTH)
JUJ3: I bought a Futurama DVD about four years ago but I didn't watch an episode from it until yesterday [Jan 20]. (Doubters: BWA, CPR, IAN, NEO, TAR)
Undecided: None

KOK1: I play the xylophone. (Doubters: BUG, EIN, MTH, TAR, TZS)
KOK2: I'm currently in high school. (Doubters: BUH, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, JUJ)
KOK3: I can clear some DDR songs on Heavy Mode. (Doubters: CHT, NEO)
Undecided: None

MTH1: I have memorized all of the first 251 Pokemon by their Johto Pokedex number. (Doubters: CHT, JUJ, NEO)
MTH2: I once wrote a Mario fanfic in which Mario couldn't speak vowels. (Doubters: BUH, EIN)
MTH3: I like the music from the movie "High School Musical", but I despise the movie itself. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, KOK, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: None

NEO1: I lived in Israel for a year. (Doubters: BWA)
NEO2: There's nothing I like better than a good FPS. (Doubters: BUH, BUG, CHT, CPR, DRD, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TAR, TZS)
NEO3: I know what a stingray feels like. (Doubters: None)
Undecided: IAN

TAR1: I've never had a cavity. (Doubters: BUH, TZS)
TAR2: I hate peanut butter. (Doubters: JUJ, CHT)
TAR3: I skipped kindergarten. (Doubters: MTH)
Undecided: BUG, BWA, CPR, DRD, EIN, IAN, KOK, NEO

TZS1: I have a tongue piercing. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CHT, IAN, JUJ, MTH, TAR)
TZS2: I own fifteen novels by Garth Nix. (Doubters: CPR, DRD, NEO)
TZS3: I own a marshmallow gun. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, KOK)
Undecided: None

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BUG3
CHT3
TAR3

Wow, 3s rule.

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

CHT1
TAR1

Naw, 1s rule.

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TAR 1

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I'll join

1:My Brother and I are Ten years apart
2:I am a half Catholic/ Half Jewish
3:I have a niece

I doubt:

BUG1
BUH3
BWA1
CHT3
CPR2
DRD1
EIN2
IAN1
JUJ3
KOK1
MTH1(I Reeeeeaaallly agree on MTH3)
NEO1
TZS1

TAR2 is false. also call me CHP

I doubt CHP2. Update:

BUG = Bugkiss II
BUH = buhubs
BWA = bwave
CHP = Teh Champeenship
CHT = Teh Ch8t
CPR = Color Printer
DRD = Droideka
EIN = Einoo T. Spork
IAN = IantheGecko
JUJ = Ju Ju Master
KOK = King of Katamari
MTH = mathgrant
NEO = Neo
TAR = The Abominable Redhead
TZS = The Zephyr Song

Statements:
BUG1: I once had to shave my cat's butt. (Doubters: BWA, CHP, DRD, JUJ, MTH, NEO, TAR)
BUG2: I once had eaten a Hershey's chocolate bar in a cheeseburger. (Doubters: BUH, CHT, TZS)
BUG3: I am addicted to Robot Wars. (Doubters: CPR, EIN, KOK)
Undecided: IAN

BUH1: I once met Bob Dole. (Doubters: BWA, CPR, NEO)
BUH2: I've seen a coin that's worth $20. (Doubters: EIN)
BUH3: I've had two near death experiences. (Doubters: BUG, CHP, CHT, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: IAN

BWA1: I can benchpress 260 pounds. (Doubters: BUG, CHP, CHT, DRD, EIN, KOK, MTH, TAR)
BWA2: I have a 2000 Honda Odyssey. (Doubters: BUH, CPR, JUJ, NEO)
BWA3: I love dried cranberries. (Doubters: TZS)
Undecided: IAN

CHP1: My brother and I are ten years apart. (Doubters: None)
CHP2: I am a half Catholic, half Jewish. (Doubters: MTH)
CHP3: I have a niece. (Doubters: None)
Undecided: BUG, BUH, BWA, CHT, CPR, DRD, EIN, IAN, JUJ, KOK, NEO, TAR, TZS

CHT1: I own Homestar Runner merchandise. (Doubters: CPR, EIN, JUJ, NEO)
CHT2: My cat is named Thunderpaw. (Doubters: BUH, DRD, TZS)
CHT3: I'm further behind in Shaman King then most of the people who read it at my school. (Doubters: BWA, CHP, KOK, MTH, TAR)
Undecided: BUG, IAN

CPR1: I beat Paper Mario: The-Thousand-Year-Door today [January 21]. (Doubters: BWA, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO)
CPR2: I am obsessed with pencils. (Doubters: BUH, CHP, EIN, IAN, TAR, TZS)
CPR3: I have two Japanese Yu-gi-oh cards. (Doubters: BUG, CHT)
Undecided: None

DRD1: I deliver firewood to make money. (Doubters: BUH, CHP, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TAR)
DRD2: I know three people on these forums in real life. (Doubters: BUG, NEO)
DRD3: I don't have my driver's license. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, CPR, TZS)
Undecided: IAN

EIN1: I once wrote a story involving cannibalism when I was about eleven years old. (Doubters: BUG, CPR, KOK)
EIN2: I once attempted to dig a hole to China when I was 5. I failed miserably. (Doubters: BUH, CHP, JUJ, MTH)
EIN3: I enjoy eating pickles and orange juice together. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, IAN, NEO, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: None

IAN1: I am 18 years old. (Doubters: CHP, CPR)
IAN2: I have a boating license. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO, TAR)
IAN3: I scored 30 and 31 on two of my ACT sections. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, TZS)
Undecided: None

JUJ1: I once made a comic called "Cory Goes to Pottery Barn". (Doubters: EIN, KOK, TZS)
JUJ2: I used to eat pancakes with shredded carrots and zucchini in them. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, CHT, DRD, MTH)
JUJ3: I bought a Futurama DVD about four years ago but I didn't watch an episode from it until yesterday [Jan 20]. (Doubters: BWA, CHP, CPR, IAN, NEO, TAR)
Undecided: None

KOK1: I play the xylophone. (Doubters: BUG, CHP, EIN, MTH, TAR, TZS)
KOK2: I'm currently in high school. (Doubters: BUH, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, JUJ)
KOK3: I can clear some DDR songs on Heavy Mode. (Doubters: CHT, NEO)
Undecided: None

MTH1: I have memorized all of the first 251 Pokemon by their Johto Pokedex number. (Doubters: CHP, CHT, JUJ, NEO)
MTH2: I once wrote a Mario fanfic in which Mario couldn't speak vowels. (Doubters: BUH, EIN)
MTH3: I like the music from the movie "High School Musical", but I despise the movie itself. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, KOK, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: None

NEO1: I lived in Israel for a year. (Doubters: BWA, CHP)
NEO2: There's nothing I like better than a good FPS. (Doubters: BUH, BUG, CHT, CPR, DRD, EIN, JUJ, KOK, MTH, TAR, TZS)
NEO3: I know what a stingray feels like. (Doubters: None)
Undecided: IAN

TAR1: I've never had a cavity. (Doubters: BUH, CPR, NEO, TZS)
TAR2: I hate peanut butter. (Doubters: CHP, CHT, JUJ)
TAR3: I skipped kindergarten. (Doubters: KOK, MTH)
Undecided: BUG, BWA, DRD, EIN, IAN

TZS1: I have a tongue piercing. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CHP, CHT, IAN, JUJ, MTH, TAR)
TZS2: I own fifteen novels by Garth Nix. (Doubters: CPR, DRD, NEO)
TZS3: I own a marshmallow gun. (Doubters: BUH, EIN, KOK)
Undecided: None


If I have made no mistakes, then that means players with "None" in their undecided list can start revealing which of their statements are lies.

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TAR3
CHP3

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CHP1 is a line of baloney

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I guess I will kick off the scoring phase of the game, since all 14 other players have posted their doubts on my three statements. First, let's review what these three statements are:

MTH1: I have memorized all of the first 251 Pokemon by their Johto Pokedex number. (Doubters: CHP, CHT, JUJ, NEO)
MTH2: I once wrote a Mario fanfic in which Mario couldn't speak vowels. (Doubters: BUH, EIN)
MTH3: I like the music from the movie "High School Musical", but I despise the movie itself. (Doubters: BUG, BWA, CPR, DRD, IAN, KOK, TAR, TZS)

8 of you find it impossible to believe that I could possibly like the High School Musical soundtrack, or maybe you guys think I couldn't possibly hate the movie. Well, I absolutely hate the movie, and have vowed never to watch it again. But. . .

Yes, I own the soundtrack, and am listening to it as I type this message. "Stick the the Status Quo" is definitely the best song on the entire soundtrack, because it's so funny ("I love to pop and lock and jam and break!" "Is that even legal?"). It's not the only good one, though; there are others I like, such as "Bop to the Top" (shame it's so short!), "Get'cha Head in the Game", and "We're All in This Together". Granted, there is at least one song I hate ("When There Was Me and You"? More like, "When There Was Crap and CRAP"!), and for the most part, I prefer virtually every video game tune I've ever heard over this stuff, but the point is, I like some of the music in the soundtrack, and tolerate most of the rest of it. So, uh, yeah. This statement is true, methinks. Sorry.

Two of you doubt that I've ever written that Mario fanfic. Well, I have no proof of it, but you'll have to trust me when I say this statement is also true. Here's all I can remember about the story: it was a sequel to Paper Mario Party. I think Paper Bowser burned another character, and Paper Luigi pointed out that the burnt character was now ashed. Paper Mario said he didn't know there were Pokemon trainers around, and Paper Luigi screamed, "I SAID ASHES! NOT ASH!" Then Bowser cast a no-vowels spell on Mario, and this caused lots of confusion. For example, when Donkey Kong tried to attack Peach, Mario said that maybe he "mstk y fr Pln!" (mistook you for Pauline). Peach said, "He mistook me for a plane? Well, in SMB2, I could hover for a few seconds. . ." Then Mario and Luigi had a Rock, Paper, MARIO duel, and the story ended. It was a sucky story, aside from the wordplay afforded by the lack of vowels in Mario's speech. Anyhow, I submitted it to Lemmy Koopa, but the e-mail didn't go through, and I didn't bother to re-submit it for some reason. He would have rejected it, anyhow.

That means the lie is that I have devoted the numbers of all of the Johto Pokemon to memory. I know some of them, like Typhlosion is 157 and Houndoom is 229 and Ditto is 132, but I'm afraid I don't know all 251. Congratulations, Teh Champeenship, Teh Ch8t, Ju Ju Master, and Neo! You get a point! And I get 10 points. . . . bwa ha ha.

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I say TAR3... I don't doubt TAR1, as it is true with me, and I drink lots of soda and eat lots of candy.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Let's see how you did with me...

CPR1: I beat Paper Mario: The-Thousand-Year-Door today [January 21]. (Doubters: BWA, DRD, JUJ, KOK, MTH, NEO)
CPR2: I am obsessed with pencils. (Doubters: BUH, CHP, EIN, IAN, TAR, TZS)
CPR3: I have two Japanese Yu-gi-oh cards. (Doubters: BUG, CHT)
Undecided: None

I am amazed that some of you doubt my awesome video game skills. I certaintly did beat Paper Mario that day, and the ending was AWESOME! I am now trying to beat the Pit of 100 Trials. (My max is floor 60.) That'll take a while.

As for my pencil obession, that is also true. I collect pencils. I look at pencils. I AM OBSESSED WITH PENCILS. PERIOD.

So the Yu-gi-oh card one is a lie! HA! I only have ONE japanese Yu-Gi-Oh card: Exodia. It'd be sweet if I actually played the game.

So, congratulations Bugkiss II and Teh Ch8t! You get 1 point each! While I get 12 points!!! MWA-HA-HA!!!

By the way, I doubt CHP1.

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I'll vote CHP2

And I knew 3 was true for you, mathgrant. I think you may have said that before. If not, it just seemed to fit you (I know you like music-type stuff)

Since everyone's voted for mine, too, I'll reveal mine, too.

JUJ1: I once made a comic called "Cory Goes to Pottery Barn". (Doubters: EIN, KOK, TZS)
JUJ2: I used to eat pancakes with shredded carrots and zucchini in them. (Doubters: BUG, BUH, CHT, DRD, MTH)
JUJ3: I bought a Futurama DVD about four years ago but I didn't watch an episode from it until yesterday [Jan 20]. (Doubters: BWA, CHP, CPR, IAN, NEO, TAR)

As many of you guessed, three was the lie. I guess you all dserve some explanation

2 first. When I was a a lot younger (4 or 5) I used to be a very picky eater. Pancakes were my favorite food, and I didn't eat many vegetables, so anytime my mom made pancakes, she'd shred some carrots and zucchini so I'd get good vitamins. In my opinion, the vegetables made them taste better, and I'm not exactly sure why.

And the first one, while random, is true. I had nothing to do in math class one day, and my friend Cory had been annoying me, so I decided to make some comic called "Cory Goes to pottery Barn" - first thing that came to mind. It was a joke comic - badly drawn, random humor. It mainly involved Cory, a big guy who always held his hands above his head, smashing stuff and saying odd things. Sometimes some squirrel that looked more like a dog showed up, and occasionally the sun would get angry. I made a couple more issues later - one time Cory got a fish stuck on his foot and things started to catch on fire. Odd stuff.

I'm not even sure how I thought up the lie. I've watched a Futurama DVD before, but that's the only shred of truth from that one.

So, bware, Champ, CP, Neo, Ian, and Redhead get a point

EDIT: Which is 8 points to me

OK go. No, not the band. Let's just go here.

EIN1: I once wrote a story involving cannibalism when I was about eleven years old. (Doubters: BUG, CPR, KOK)
EIN2: I once attempted to dig a hole to China when I was 5. I failed miserably. (Doubters: BUH, CHP, JUJ, MTH)
EIN3: I enjoy eating pickles and orange juice together. (Doubters: BWA, CHT, DRD, IAN, NEO, TAR, TZS)
Undecided: None

Apparently most of you thought I couldn't possibly enjoy eating those two things in combination. Well, screw you! I do actually like the combination, but I don't eat it very often.

As for the cannibalism, well, er, I actually DID do that. Yeah. Messed up, I know. It has, rather fortunately, been lost to the sands of time, so you'll have to take my word for it, but it seriously did happen. It wasn't even very good, although it was from the point of the view of an outside observer, which added a bit of spice to it. That doesn't change that it was seriously screwed up though.

So, to all of you who guessed number 2, congratulations! As far as I can remember, I have never tried to dig a hole to China. I can't believe most people believed it - it's far too clichéd. So, a point to buhubs, Teh Champeenship, Ju Ju Master, and the mathgrant himself!

And thanks to all of you who were STUPID enough to vote three, if I do say so myself (and I do), I get TEN points. Suckers!!!

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