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Sorry, technology isn't advanced enough for you to kill Trogdor with this stupid old computer. You were able to clone him. Now he rampage in 20 Peasantries at once !! Nice going admiral facebrain.

>Type 'TOTPD'

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You do the Top of the Page Dance for a few seconds, and I bash my skull against the concrete.

Command: Challenge the Kerrek to a SuPeR-iNS@NE Rap Battle

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HELL YEAH! SLAUGHTERIN DAUGHTERS, ROCKIN OUT, LONG WAY TO THE TOP, FLYIN HIGH AGAIN, AND HOPEFULLY BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!!! WHAT THE EXTREME IS ABOUT!

>Kerrek beats you with his Mizad Skizzillz....ez and you run home to yo Mamma. Foo'

>Come back to he Forums after nearly a year of down time

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(Insert Witty or Philosophical Quote Here)

You come back to find the forum deserted.


Command: Bump game.

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You find a game on the bottom of the list, one started by Clan rHrN that no one wanted to play. The other users look at you cross-eyed, and the Mods start looking for their baseball bats. Then - POOF! - SeeThroo pops out of nowhere (because, you know, he is a ninja) and drop kicks you in the mouth, sending you flying right off the edge of the Forum. Combolations! You're epic act of necromancy has gotten you - - - BANNINATED!!

>change pants.

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The only other pair you can find is a pair of bright orange tech pants. This gives you an idea.

>Go to rave

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You start raving. Unforutnately, you give all the other ravers cesures. You get kicked out of the rave.

Type: Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.

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Please click "view" on all the dragons listed. Thanks a million.

Please visit my city as well.

Go ask PerthyPaul for one.

]Punch 'face'

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You punched yourself in the face, you got a nosebleed.

Type 'Convert to the goth subculture'

First, ye get yeself some fur clothing, a big horned helmet, and a battle ax. Then ye start worshiping Thor and Odin. Then ye join a horde and invade Rome. Congratulations! Ye are now a Goth.

>Set fire to King of Peasantry's trousers.

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Ye set fire to King's trousers. Unfortunately, the fire spreads to his jimberjam and as ye King of Peasantry happens to be Dennis, he gets enraged and throws you off a parapet.

>Purchase evil sponge

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Montgomery was the best Allied commander of WWII.



ACCEPT THAT FACT!

You purchase the evil sponge. You're really disappointed. It appears to be more sponge than evil, but you were looking for something that was more evil than sponge. RETURN'D!

Command: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Okay.

However, this leaves one with a complete lack of knowledge of popular culture, which then drives the local yuppies to come and torch your house to the ground. YOUNG URBAN PROFESSIONALS'D!

>>Fly away, fly away.

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You fly away, but that way is up, and suffocate from a lack of oxygen.

]Break a wall through time and space

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You try, but all you end up breaking is your shoulder. There's so much about astrophysics that you don't understand. You really wish you would have read that book by that wheelchair guy.

Command: Don't even think about it, yo.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

It was a BAT. You forget about it, but it screams. Ow! Your ears!

]Poke Polend

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You poked the end of the pole. Aren't you special?
Now, are you gonna quit messing around and actually play, or am I going to have to delete your Oregon Trail saves?

Command: Insert sword into foot.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You do. You die. You dumb.

]Get baguette

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mmmmm baguette....
You get ye baguette. Ye puts it in ye pocket. ye.

Command: Do what's next.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You do what's next. It was dew, but not the kind you were hoping for. It tastes like grass.

]Be after StrongRad

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I can't do that without double posting.
However, I'm an admin, so I can do that stuff.

Command: Give him the stick! DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK! GIVE 'IM THE STICK!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I'm sorry... Do you know my dad?

> Hold breath for 10 minutes

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

This isn't so A%HYWESADF H$ e *passed out on keyboard*

Command: Become 8 times more massive than the sun.


IT, I love the avatar.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You immediately collapse in on yourself causing a Massive Black Hole to form with sucks up the entire universe. Good job, jerky.


Command: Da-Duh-Da-Da-Duh-Da

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This is Ye Olde Sportscentere.
Ye see a bunch of highlights of jousting, archery, and fencing. Like, inside of a magic box. Ye decide to destroy such evil sorcery. Ye take the magic box on a one-way trip to smashyville.

Command: International?

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ye are attacked by German, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Scot.

Command: Bump Thread.

BTG says, "LOL, Necromancy!"


Command: Eat massive amounts of beans and black coffee with all of your cowboy friends.

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you die of massive gas build up.

>Zod

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Unknown command, commencing bashing you with your own skull while you comment on how it isn't physically possible.

>Lick elbow

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Will be on and off the forum for a while!

thy elbow was coverd in poison. you die.


>trogdorrodgort.exe

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