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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:24 pm 
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Jhonka hates Cilantro... He thinks it tastes like soap.

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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
You go into Moe's to order something. But all he has on the menu is:
1. Beer Soup - a generous portion of Duff poured into a bowl, served with a month-old cracker.
2. Open-Faced Beer Sandwich - a piece of stale white bread with beer poured on it.
3. Country Fried Beer - don't ask.

Type: Queenie-Chu, I choose you!

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She appears and paralizes you with her Super Lechable Pirate Powers.


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Location: The island. Where and when that is I cannot say...
QUEENIE-CHU used ATTRACT!
Enemy JONESASAUR fell in love with QUEENIE-CHU!
Enemy JONESASAUR is in love with QUEENIE-CHU!
Enemy JONESASAUR is immobilized by love!
QUEENIE-CHU used HYDRO CANNON*!
A critical hit!
Enemy JONESASAUR fainted!
QUEENIE-CHU gained 682 XP!

*since she is a pirate, I'm assuming she's a water type


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You do not have proper authorization. The Vogons won't do it.


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Noone wants to be Peter Criss. Not even Peter Criss.

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You got to have admin powers first. Which is something you will never have.


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Hulk Hogan laughs at you while flexing his 24" pythons. He doesn't want to snap your peasant butt in half with his pinky finger, so he lets you go. For now.

Type: Slip Kerrek a Mickey.

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The Kerrek is still a teetotaler. Guess what happens next.

Get berries.

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Look man, you can't have those berries.
You don't want those berries.
Those are not the berries you're looking for.

Eat fancy-pants guard who refuses to let you go kill Trogdor.


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You spit him out as easy as eggs over.

Apparate to France.

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That guy has a sword and he stabs you with it.

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Oh, crap! I messed up the z-coordinate! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh......! *splat*

Put on a purple thing and dance around!


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You can't find a purple thing. Woe is you.

Kick the crap out of Kurt Angle.

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Easy enough... You kick the crap out of him. Vince McMahon gets mad at you, though. He has to hire someone to clean up the crap you kicked out of Angle.

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Trogdor looks kinda good on your scrawny, ab-less stomach.

Buy Kerrek an Eno Dloc.

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you get 1 but the storm troopers take you away.


>order country fried beer

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I don't even want to think about that...

Shove berries down pants. And by pants, I mean yours, then the Kerrek's.

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Ok, tough I had some problems showing the Kerrek's pants down in my pants when he was still wearing his pants. Not to talk about that half a ton of berries.

Do some other things.


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You try to do some other things, but find you lack expertise. You didn't get your degree from CGNU.

Type: Draw Root-Boozles on Jhonka.

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Johnka politely breaks your fingers.

Do nothing.

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You do so for 68 years. Then you dead. Thanks for playing!

a> Move your hand on th your other hand.

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Nah, I don't feel like rubbing my hands right now.

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You get sucked into this MMORPG by evil...Oh god...I'm turning into Clan...

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If by turning into Clan, you mean not posting a command, then yes, I agree with you.

Give Nebulon some style.

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He already has plenty. The problem is, nobody likes his style. Why would you give him more of something that nobody likes?

Command: Give Granny C's +3 Rocking Chair of Sitting to Uncle Didy.

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Oh, great, just great. Now he's sitting even MORE! In fact, he never gets up. He dead. You too, somehow.

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Your new job is at the "Royal fishguts and broken glass planr". And guess what? You are the cleaner! The overwhelming bad smell is countered by the pain in your feet, so it's not all bad...

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You give baby the Meatball Sub. He chokes on it and dies. The Knigget arrests you for child abuse. You get keel-hauled for some reason.

Type: Buy Granny C a yellow bird and a puddy tat.

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Ye cannoteth since thou art in jaileth. :p

Command: Look at new fanfic The Adventures of Clan and Stu in the Arts & Crafts section as we speak.

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