Ye cannoteth since thou art in jaileth.
Command: Look at new fanfic The Adventures of Clan and Stu in the Arts & Crafts section as we speak.
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:24 pm ] |
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Jhonka hates Cilantro... He thinks it tastes like soap. Command: Eat at Moes |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:29 pm ] |
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You go into Moe's to order something. But all he has on the menu is: 1. Beer Soup - a generous portion of Duff poured into a bowl, served with a month-old cracker. 2. Open-Faced Beer Sandwich - a piece of stale white bread with beer poured on it. 3. Country Fried Beer - don't ask. Type: Queenie-Chu, I choose you! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:48 pm ] |
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She appears and paralizes you with her Super Lechable Pirate Powers. Command: Be Peter Criss. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:50 pm ] |
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QUEENIE-CHU used ATTRACT! Enemy JONESASAUR fell in love with QUEENIE-CHU! Enemy JONESASAUR is in love with QUEENIE-CHU! Enemy JONESASAUR is immobilized by love! QUEENIE-CHU used HYDRO CANNON*! A critical hit! Enemy JONESASAUR fainted! QUEENIE-CHU gained 682 XP! *since she is a pirate, I'm assuming she's a water type > use towel on Ravenous Bugblatter Beats of Traal |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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You do not have proper authorization. The Vogons won't do it. Command: Be Peter Criss |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:54 pm ] |
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Noone wants to be Peter Criss. Not even Peter Criss. Command: Help Clan with admin stuff. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:56 pm ] |
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You got to have admin powers first. Which is something you will never have. Command: Challenge Hulk Hogan to a Ladder Match. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:06 pm ] |
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Hulk Hogan laughs at you while flexing his 24" pythons. He doesn't want to snap your peasant butt in half with his pinky finger, so he lets you go. For now. Type: Slip Kerrek a Mickey. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:10 pm ] |
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The Kerrek is still a teetotaler. Guess what happens next. Get berries. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:21 pm ] |
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Look man, you can't have those berries. You don't want those berries. Those are not the berries you're looking for. Eat fancy-pants guard who refuses to let you go kill Trogdor. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:30 pm ] |
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You spit him out as easy as eggs over. Apparate to France. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:31 pm ] |
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That guy has a sword and he stabs you with it. Command: Get Rygar (From Bonus Stage) a cold one. Also, get Stu and Hilary Duff cold ones,too. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:32 pm ] |
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Oh, crap! I messed up the z-coordinate! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh......! *splat* Put on a purple thing and dance around! |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:39 pm ] |
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You can't find a purple thing. Woe is you. Kick the crap out of Kurt Angle. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:41 pm ] |
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Easy enough... You kick the crap out of him. Vince McMahon gets mad at you, though. He has to hire someone to clean up the crap you kicked out of Angle. Command: Get a tattoo |
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| Author: | ??? [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:44 pm ] |
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Trogdor looks kinda good on your scrawny, ab-less stomach. Buy Kerrek an Eno Dloc. |
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| Author: | H-star-r!! [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:45 pm ] |
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you get 1 but the storm troopers take you away. >order country fried beer |
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| Author: | ??? [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:51 pm ] |
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I don't even want to think about that... Shove berries down pants. And by pants, I mean yours, then the Kerrek's. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:56 pm ] |
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Ok, tough I had some problems showing the Kerrek's pants down in my pants when he was still wearing his pants. Not to talk about that half a ton of berries. Do some other things. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:43 am ] |
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You try to do some other things, but find you lack expertise. You didn't get your degree from CGNU. Type: Draw Root-Boozles on Jhonka. |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:04 am ] |
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Johnka politely breaks your fingers. Do nothing. |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:24 am ] |
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You do so for 68 years. Then you dead. Thanks for playing! a> Move your hand on th your other hand. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:58 am ] |
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Nah, I don't feel like rubbing my hands right now. > Create a mmorpg |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:11 am ] |
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You get sucked into this MMORPG by evil...Oh god...I'm turning into Clan... |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:57 pm ] |
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If by turning into Clan, you mean not posting a command, then yes, I agree with you. Give Nebulon some style. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:29 pm ] |
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He already has plenty. The problem is, nobody likes his style. Why would you give him more of something that nobody likes? Command: Give Granny C's +3 Rocking Chair of Sitting to Uncle Didy. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:09 pm ] |
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Oh, great, just great. Now he's sitting even MORE! In fact, he never gets up. He dead. You too, somehow. Get a job. |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:16 pm ] |
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Your new job is at the "Royal fishguts and broken glass planr". And guess what? You are the cleaner! The overwhelming bad smell is countered by the pain in your feet, so it's not all bad... a> Feed baby |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:08 pm ] |
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You give baby the Meatball Sub. He chokes on it and dies. The Knigget arrests you for child abuse. You get keel-hauled for some reason. Type: Buy Granny C a yellow bird and a puddy tat. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:11 pm ] |
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Ye cannoteth since thou art in jaileth.
Command: Look at new fanfic The Adventures of Clan and Stu in the Arts & Crafts section as we speak. |
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