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Ye canst not, since ye Internets won't be inventeth for another 500 years-eth.

Type: Put groundhog in nukerwave.

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ye groundhog lets out several ear piercing shrieks before you let him out. Lord only knows what woulda happened if you woulda turned the nukerwave on.

Command: Explode bad guy

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

"StrongRad! I am your father!" *Wheeze!* "Join me, and together we can rule the universe as father and son!" *Wheeze!* "Together, we can..." *A SPLODE!!*

YOUR VILLAIN A SPLODE!

Type: Give Autographed Pic of Dark Lord Williamus Gatus to InterruptorJones.

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Jones recites some lines from the Necronomicon then does a shot from his "Think Geek" shot glass. The picture bursts into flames, and so do you. Jones laughs as he lights a cigarette off your arm..

Command: Do that brand new thing

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You do The Torgo Dance. It's similar to the Butt Dance Again, in that the rhythm's down you're pants now, but it goes in a slightly different direction. Anyway, all the young lady types from the Kidlet Forest are totally creeped out by you now. Mandy shippinates you upside the head with her Shippinizer 3000. Stinkogirl sics her killer dolphin on you. And I don't even want to go into details about what Marshmallow Roast does to you. But let's just say you won't be doing either the Butt Dance Again or the Torgo Dance ever again. That'll Learn Ya!

Type: Give Shawl of Cold Resistence +2 to Granny C.

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She smacks you over the head with her kitten gun, then kicks you out the door for calling her Granny..

Command: Spray Interruptor Jones with +4 Firehose of Putting Out Fires

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

He's not on fire anymore. He considers that a good thing, for some reason, but personally I don't think it's anywhere near as funny now.

Type: Use Plastic Lightsaber of Forum Saving +3 on Wiki Troll.

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You're gonna have to wrestle it away from Strong Canada first, and I imagine that you're gonna have quite a fight on your hand..


Command: Plug in waffle iron

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ye pluggeth in ye Waffle Iron. Unfortunately, ye Waffle Iron runneth on US current of 110v, but Peasantry current is of ye 220v. Ye Waffle Iron catcheth on fire, and ye are too sloweth in grabbing-eth yon +4 Firehose of Putting Out Fires. Ye manageth to burninate thy thatch-roof cottage. Again. As if Troggy hadn't already burninated it enough already.

Type: Ride weiner dog into yon sunset.

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it collapses after about 5 minutes and blows up somehow

feed bomb to

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

He eats it. It explodes, and only gives him a case of really bad gas. You are on the recieving end of the gas.. You think his breath is bad? You ain't seen nothin' yet.. You dead.

Command: Move about a foot to the left

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You fall off a cliff. You dead.


Command: Go to a Carrot Top stand-up performance.

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I kill you before you can

try to disprove a paradox

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

You can't because Nylarthotep and Jinzo are fighting in the Azarath Stadium.

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I need a command, jerky.


Command: Give a command.

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tell me how far apart those little lines in the road are.

command: tell me how far apart those little lines in the road are.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I can't. It's a secret, known only to the chosen ones.

Use +5 key on Locked Door of Power.

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You killed me! I'm a windows geek! I mange to summon zombee posters to the forum. Now they will devower every one untill they have gotten enough flesh to post like normal posters!! And zombee posters are banned posters!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

win

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Alright! You win, The Noid! No more memes.

Suprisingly, that worked. You won..
Unfortunately, when you tell people, they start asking you all kinds of things about how to get past this or that, and you can't tell them. They say you're a liar. So, you win, but your friends think you're a liar..


Command: make me some tiramisu

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I dunno what that is, so I make you some sort of, ice cream pie, or atleas something that looks like that.

Command: Send me a dollar!

Congratulations! You pass your first test. Now only about 499 more, and you can get your Bachelor's in Sending Me A Dollar from Crazy Go Nuts University.

Type: Tie dollar to string and hide in tree.

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You tie the string to the dollar and leave the dollar on the ground. You get in the tree. By the time you realize your error (namely not holding on to the string), Interruptor Jones has already walked off with your dollar and your string.

IJ STOLE MY DOLLAR'D!

Command: Throw holy water on Trogdor

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The next thing that walks by is a greedy cheeta. It snatches the dollar and pulls you outta the tree, killing you.

EDIT: Simulpost.

Trogdor gets annoyed by this "holy" water you speak of since he is an athiest. You burninated.

>Put right foot in, then opposite, left foot in, opposite, do previously unexplained dance move, turn self about.

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You throw the Holy Water and exclaim, "In Nomine Patri et Filii et Spiritu Sancti!" Oh, great! Now Troggie's been baptized. Now all you have to do is teach him the Catechism. Good luck with that!

Simulposted: A guy with a huge throbbing brain for a head and wearing a white lab coat joins in and does the Hokey Pokey with you. Congratulations: The Lobe (Level 6 Mad Scientist) has now joined your party!

Type: Give Troggie giant sombrero.

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>Put right foot in, then opposite, left foot in, opposite, do previously unexplained dance move, turn self about.

You everyone thinks you're a genius. You get a lot of money, but you don't kill Trogdor. He grows a mullet and eclipses your success with a song about his heart (it's achy AND breaky).

Type: Give Troggie giant sombrero.

He is highly insulted. Just because he is hispanic doesn't mean he wears a sombrero!!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You fall asleep while fighting Trogdor. 'Nuff said.

>Eat Golden Crisps.

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mmmm.... Crisps... YUCK!!! These things are made of gold!! What the crap?!? I mean, I've heard of putting your money where your mouth is, but this is ridiculous!!

Command: Get rid of that thing, quick!!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

JB:
You turn into Super Sugar Bear and easily beat Trogdor with your Super Sugar Bear powers. But now you can't get enough of those Super Golden Crisps cereal, and you must resort to stealing it from evil villains to support your habit. Congratulations: you are now a skid row Super Golden Crisps addict.

SR:
You get rid of that thing, but not quite quickly enough. It A Splodes in your hand. Now you have to wear a bucket for a hand.

Type: Put Essence on Chicken.

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You get rid of a coin worth fifty thousand tacos. They were really good tacos, too. So good, in fact, that you cry after realizing what you have done. You tear down 50 taco establishments and a 7-11, while the national guard is called in. They shoot you off of the Empire State Building. You sprout wings and fly. Into a jet engine.

EDIT: You put essence of busted old TV's on it. Your guests are not very impressed.

>Walk on water

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Nice try, but since you're not Jesus, you sink right in. And get eated by sharks. With lasers on their heads. So, they like zap you first, then eat your chargrilled remains.

Type: Throw high ball at stupid radio announcer.

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