Every time someone makes fun of Clan, they forget to make a command (just like him!)
Give
his TROGDAY! present.
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:03 pm ] |
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You do your best, but then realise he's like, 20 miles away. >Learn C++, then program something cool. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:08 pm ] |
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In your case, it's more like F--, and the coolest thing you were able to program was a little flashing colored text. At least Homsar was impressed, but no one else was. Type: Mix the Too Hot Porridge with the Too Cold Porridge. |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:15 pm ] |
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You get Just Right Porridge and more than you would get if you just eat baby bear's! PORRIDGE FTW!!1 >Complicatize |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:44 pm ] |
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You come up with a plan to get rid of Trogdor that is so elaborate, it's bound to work. It takes you 3 years of drawing blueprints and 15 years of construction. Unfortunately, you put so much energy into creating your fiendish plot, you forget what your ultimate goal is. Instead, the gigantic humongousoid anvil ends up falling on your head instead of Trogdor's. ANVIL BACKFIRE'D!! Type: Tell Kerrek that you want help with your alcohol problem. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:00 pm ] |
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He understands. He goes to AA meetings, and gets his problem under control. Then he kills you. Maybe you should have mentioned anger management... Watch pie doing a dance. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:19 pm ] |
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The pie does a cute little dance. Then you eat the pie. Constitutioon +1, Luck -2 permanently. Type: Give Habanero to Old Man. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:20 pm ] |
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Old Man takes Habanero, places it on his head, and starts dancing. Congratulations. You found his crazy fetish. You die from life completion. You dead. Mango hospital. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:47 pm ] |
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The take the mango to the hospital. The doctors put the little thingies on it and yell, "Clear!" a couple of times, but to no avail. It was just the poor mango's time. Poor mangie! *sniff!* Alas, we hardly knew ye! Type: Drink Nuke Juice. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:51 pm ] |
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Ooh. I glow in the dark. Command: Watch the The Wizard of Oz with The Wicked Witch of the West. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:01 pm ] |
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You get a sudden urge to play Dark Side of the Moon. PINK FLOYD'D!! Type: Give coconut bikini to Ramrod. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:08 pm ] |
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No no no no no no no no no no no. I like my eyes to work thank you very much. Command: Steal IJ's Admin powers |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:16 pm ] |
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That's kind of hard, seeing as how he doesn't have them anymore. You get nothing for your efforts, except getting chopped in half by a plastic lightsaber. Type: Yo quiro Taco Bell! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:17 pm ] |
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That's sooooo old, man. You computer implodes for some reason. Command: Use crowbar on tree. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:20 pm ] |
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A tree lover kicks you in the grill. Several times. Using the crowbar. Command: DELETED! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:19 pm ] |
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You delorted every post before yours... Command: Revive this dang thread with Hilary Duff music! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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That would kill this thread. Command: Win the WWE Title in a Hell in the Cell match. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:41 am ] |
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Steve Young tackles you with two seconds left. You dead. State whether Hilary Duff is actually any good or not. (Clan, I sure as heck don't like her.) |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:55 pm ] |
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Every time someone makes fun of Clan, they forget to make a command (just like him!) Give his TROGDAY! present.
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:51 pm ] |
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He take the present, doesn;t like it and burninates you for it. Command: Not.......Pigeons |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:39 am ] |
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They eat bread crumbs. (Oh, and the stating thing was my command.) 20X6 you good. (1100! I WIN AT LIFE!) |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:07 pm ] |
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Uhhhh... yeah... Defeat the Empire. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:56 pm ] |
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You defeat the empire. Unfortunately, the knights that keep Troggie at bay are gone now. EVERYTHING is burninated. You dead and everyone hates you. Good Job. Command: Slam door |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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You slam the door. In retaliation, the Baby Lady clobbers you with a genuine Lodge brand cast iron skillet. SKILLET NAP'D!! Type: Give Cowbell of Clank +2 to Christopher Walken. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:32 pm ] |
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You give it to him, but he needs more. He will always need more. Grow a ZZ Top-style beard. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:13 pm ] |
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Not sure of which member to imitate, you decide to grow a beard like Frank Beard. Good choice. You don't have to grow a beard. Why is it that the only dude in the band with the name Beard doesn't have a beard?!?!? Command: let things get out of hand |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:34 pm ] |
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(It's called "irony!") It all gets out of hand. Really badly out of hand. Christopher Walken clunks you over the head with his Cowbell. That'll learn ya! Type: I'm Bond James Bond. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:53 pm ] |
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Pussy Galore Command: Drop the bombshell. |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:55 pm ] |
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You 'splode. Command: Eat a chocolate cake. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:56 pm ] |
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Your Bomb A Splode! (Oh, come on! Like you didn't see that coming!) SIMULPOST'D!! You eat the cake. Your Heart A Splode! (from all the fat, sugar, and cholesterol). Type: Give Christopher Walken's Cowbell to Eh, Steve! and watch him run like the wind! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:53 pm ] |
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Cue the wheelchair, only with Christoper Walken's voice. I'll get you, Eh Steve! if it's the last thing I dooo.. Only, instead of running, he walks all menacingly toward Eh Steve with a soldering iron. Command: Use Eddie Murphy on Trogdor |
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