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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:32 pm 
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You drive 20 miles, burning about 2 dollars worth of gas, and save 5 cents a gallon. So, with a 15 gallon tank, you save .75 cents on the fill up... Net savings, -$1.25
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You watch him run until he asplodes.


Command: Cure a big case of Onion Jones.

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You cast Cure 3 on the case of onions. The onions receive 125 hp of healing. They should be able to survive now. Jones is very happy, and decides to give you his Plastic Lightsaber of Forum Saving.

Type: Give Tutu of Justice to Ballerina Man.

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He ate it. Then he ate you. And your mom. And the rest of the universe. And then himself, somehow.

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You type "Beef Stew." Suddenly, some Irish guy in a faerie costume pops out of nowhere. "I'm the Dinty Moore Faerie, and I'm here to grant all your Beef Stew wishes." He turns you into a big plate of Dinty Moore. You feel all gooey and gross now. And the Kerrek eats you.

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8.24

What?? That's random!

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I get A Con to dance and get booed off the stage instead.

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Thou doth not computeth.

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You put the hot dog in and eat it. The poisoned hot dog!

Do various things/stuff.

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You put underwear on your head and do somersaults through town yelling "Karate Explosion!". People just stare.
There's your random


Command: Somebody unplug that thing. Please?

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The thing is unplugged. Then you realize you were in a hospital bed. Just try to figure out the rest.

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Sonic sonic hillary duff sonic hillary duff hillary hillary sonic sonic lololol...

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Dude, you're pointing to a beehive. No thanks.

GROOOOODUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*

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This stupid barbarianin an orange tunic with a pair of katanas on his back shows up and starts demanding Cheese Dip. Then you get attacked by a horde of Hottentots, and he goes berserk trying to protect you. He kills all the Hottentots for you, but then accidentally kills you to. Well, because that's what he does. Kills his allies along with his enemies. Because he's stupid. Yeah.

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No dice, she's deaf.

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It turns out to be the smallest radish, you lose


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Nothing happens, as the Hitler thing is only verboten you are making a comparison between someone you disagree with and him. It doesn't count if you say something like "Hitler was a painter before he went crazy".

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FORUM = VERY OVER!
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That's supposed to be YOU = VERY LOSE'D!! You left out the 'D. Just for that, you get a blueberry blintz. Nice going!

Type: I Feel Happy! I Feel Happy!

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE LYING ABOUT THE TRUTH!! (which, incidentally, is an indirect reference to your current avvy).

Type: Pour Heinz 57 Sauce on KOT's deoderant collection.

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You do so twice. He eats it twice.

Make a non-poison pie.

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You eat non-poisonous pie. It tasted like chicken.

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The Baby suddenly gets Incredible Hulk-like adrenaline powers and beats the everloving crap out of you. THAT'LL LEARN YA'D!!

Type: Use incredible taco powers on Snoop Dog.

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He ate 'em. Didn't even chew.

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You walk right up to the Kerrek and say, "Plus two!" He just looks at you funny. Then you say, "Science again!" The Kerrek is really starting to get creeped out by you. He tries to sneak away, but you keep following him, while giving this long speech about technology, and something about the differences between floppy disks and hard disks. Finally, he runs away screaming. Congratulations! You got rid of the Kerrek without having to kill him! The Jhonka is quite impressed, and becomes your best friend forever. He even carves "Bap! Fom! Froosh!" in a tree to commemorate your eternal friendship. Unfortunately, it was Naken Ned's tree, so you now manage to creep everyone else in the game out. TOTALLY CREEPING OUT ALL OF PEASANTRY'D!!

Type: Make AgentSeeThroo keep his trousers on for more than five minutes.

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Reply: Impossible. Seethroo uses his ultimate ninja powers to escape whatever trap you try and keep him in. Once out, he frees himself from his pants. This is all done in 4 minutes and 59 seconds. See proceeds to run around, saying "EVERYDAY is pants optional!"

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You make a sammich. It was Roast Beast leftover from Christmas. It was yummy, but a little dry. Needs more Windex.

Type: Give Bagel of Toastiness +2 to StrongCanada.

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Reply: It's already hers. All your bagel are belong to StrongCanada.

Command: Tell Granny Queenie-C to fix her rocking chair!

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