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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:55 am ] |
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Soce looks at it, then laughs. He already has a +5 microphone of coolness AND a +8 "I look better than you and I'm not going to steal your girlfriend" microphone of hotness. Command: Welcome to Moe's! |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:57 am ] |
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Replie: Spell Check: Welcome to Moles Command: Look at any Object. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:58 am ] |
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There's a fat bald guy who works at a nukular power plant and a really big guy who belches a lot. And I hope you like Duff, because that's the only brand they sell there. Type: Put Habanero of Ultra-Hotness +165 in IJ's breakfast cereal. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:00 am ] |
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Seethroo comes up from the basement and eats all of IJ's Cheerios. Steam comes out of his ears and you hear that cartoony whistle. He goes back downstairs and re-assumes his normal position, passed out on the couch. Command: Nukerwave balogna sandwich |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:04 am ] |
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The bologne does that thing where it warps into a curved shape. Now your sammich is all weird looking. And, I'm pretty sure you already ate it anyway. Type: Send flying killer tacos to attack Kidlet Forest. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:07 am ] |
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Your killer tacos were shot down by a squadron of burritos. Better luck next time, kid. Command: Talk like a duck |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:13 am ] |
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You run around saying, "Sxxchay! Whatsxxch the big idea! You're Disxxxchpthpicable! That'sxxch the lasxxcht time I work with sxxchomebody with a SX-SX-SX-Sxxxchpthpeech Impediment!" You get hit by a falling piano, and end up with piano keys for teeth (and piano music playing when they move). Type: Throw bottle of dehydrated tornadoes into lake. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:17 am ] |
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You can't do that yet. Talk to Jim Cantore first. Command: Clean my living room. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:24 am ] |
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First, you need Bulldozer of Shoving +6 to move all the garbage out the front door. Then you will need Fire Hose of Splashing +8 to wash all the ketchup, ramen noodles, and various other food and/or food-related products off the walls, floor, and ceiling. Finally, you will need Pine Sol of Deoderizing +12 to kill all the germs, bacteria, Strongbadiophages, and dianogas that have taken up residence in your home. Once you have collected said items, THEN you can BEGIN cleaning your living room. Type: Give PG-13 rated DVD to Church Lady. |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:34 am ] |
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Reply: Invalid Person Command: show me the money! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:36 am ] |
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Here it is. Nice isn't it? Too bad you don't get to keep any, cus it's all mine!!! Command: Hook Sealab up with illegal cable |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:10 am ] |
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They now get like 24 hrs of non-stop HGTV. And the Shopping Network. Not to mention Comedy Central. Of course, as usual, they forget to thank you. And that "Race Bannon" looking guy trips over the cable and destroys their TV. And they all blame you for some reason. Type: Avast Ye Scurvy Swab! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:13 am ] |
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Umm.. Do you drink that or eat it? Command: launch bottle rockets at Seethroo |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:16 pm ] |
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Insert Bottle Rockets *inserted*. *BEEP* Insert Bottle Rockets. Command: Cave Bandit to Square 7 [EDIT]LOL, at the same time i posted this, my post ammount was 7. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:23 pm ] |
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Ye Cave Bandit advances to Square 7. Check! But the Fire Wizard makes a diagonal move and puts your Bridge Troll in jeopardy, forcing you to retreat to protect your flank. The Knigget of Justice moves in and takes your Cave Bandit. Checkmate! Type: Convert Nukerwave Pizza to the Dark Side. |
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| Author: | ikwaylx [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:44 pm ] |
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ye do that. But then the pizza spikes ye in the old pantaloons. Burrow deep in a mole hole |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:55 pm ] |
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The moles are not pleased. They climb behind you, counting the seconds... Buy a Velvet Revolver album. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:56 pm ] |
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Wise purchase. You automatically win the game for your awesomeness. Command: Hug Didymus |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:58 pm ] |
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Didymus sees you coming from a mile away. All it takes is one hit from the FCOT +3. Buy Dequan's Dance Grooves. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:01 pm ] |
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They're pretty groovin, but not terribly dancy. +2 Funk Command: Invent EmoTrogdor |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:09 am ] |
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EmoTroggie just mopes around complaining about how no one understands him. Instead of burninating peasants, he borininates them (that is, kills them by boring them to death). BORININATED!! Type: Ask Stinkoman for some kind of birthday challenge. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:11 am ] |
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Everything is pretty ok, til the "one to grow on", which turns out to be more of a "one to go past the moon on".. Command: Where's Oprah? |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:05 am ] |
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Under the table. Type: Use bullwhip on overhanging tree limb. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:57 am ] |
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You wrap the whip around the branch, and decide to try to swing. Unfortunately, someone just HAD to have seconds at the annual Peasantry "Eat a lot of Food" Banquet, then pick up everything they find in the kingdom, so the branch doesn't hold your weight. It snaps and you land on your head, which bends your neck. That snaps, too. Command: Some ants toot! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:13 am ] |
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Tee Hee! Maybe it's from eating all that picnic food. Who knows? Type: Climb down off smoke stack and cook that ugly thang. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:28 pm ] |
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You do, but then conclude it woulda been better had you cooked it over the smoke stack. Nothin' says flavor like genuine coal-smoked ugly thang! Command: Use Jack Bauer on Trogdor |
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| Author: | Krazed Squirell [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:15 pm ] |
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Okay, but it's going to take all day... 11:13:04...05...06 Type: Obtain rubber band ball |
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| Author: | Jetamo [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:19 pm ] |
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Reply: Sorry, but the Incredible Rubber Band Ball is being held somewhere tonight, try again another day. Command: Run "GIMME A MILLION POUNDS NOW!.exe" |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:04 pm ] |
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Syntax error. Try "Would you be so kind that you lend me some money, please?.exe" Command: Install Windows 20XX Evil scientist edition. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:17 pm ] |
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You install Windows 20XX Evil Scientist Edition. You now have access to all sorts of evil robot minions with lots of weird powers. Like "Wood." What kind of freaking power is "Wood" anyway? Or "Snakes." Anyway, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arrange all these weird robots in just such a way that a robot superhero won't be able to steal their powers and use them to his advantage against the rest of them. Good luck with that! Type: Jump sky. |
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