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You jump several hundred kilometers into the air. You hit your head on the international space station. Good job jerky.


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You use it on yourself and get electinated'd! Now you smell like pork.

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You collaborate and listen...

Command: Win the power ball

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You win the power ball, a magical glowing orb that justs sits there and glows....meanwhile some old guy in Kansas wins a lot of money

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You throw the pencil. It hits a grumphy old lady. She smashes your brains out with her handbag.

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Pamela Anderson and PETA jump you with baseball bats and beat the living crap out of you. THAT'LL LEARN YA!!

Type: He's behind the freaking box!

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Command: There are no boxes in peasantry! Ned is behind the freaking tree!

Type: Take a leak in the bushes.

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Wouldn't you prefer to take an onion in the bushes? Or maybe a garlic?

Type: Challenge Morimoto to a Super 20X6 Iron Chef CHALLEEEEEEEEEENGE!!

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Reply: You successfully do. Unfortunately for you, all you can make is a meatball sub. And, to make matters worse, the secret ingredient is salmon. TOTALLY PWN'D!

Command: Knock over ye blue knight and take his sword.

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You knock the blue knight over and take his sword. Then you climb up Trogdor's mountain. At the top you meet that monk-lookalike-guy. He curses you to play country music with a guitar for the rest of your life for not smelling, looking, or burning like a peasant.

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Ooops.


Command: Caulk wagon and attempt to float across

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Reply: Congradulations! You have died of dysentery. Ah, flashback humor.

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Unfortunately you grabbed a chair. The small pices of wood wasn't healthy for your stomach. You die.

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Reply: You turn on that old seventies song and begin to dance. Boogie Down!

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Ye cannot getteth ye groove. Now ye must sitteth and wondereth why in ye world ye cannot getteth ye groove! And there be naught graphics to helpeth ye! GRAPHICS SCHMAPHICS'D!!

Type: Putteth ye GP in yon slot.

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I didn't have a GP, so I tried with a pancake instead. It didn't work very well.

Type: Feed Trogdor to baby.


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Trogdor is many times larger than the baby. I don't think that's gonna work. In fact, I know it isn't. A large anvil falls out of the sky, and lands on you. ACME'D!


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The Jello-dello goes kaboom. Marzipan gives you an invisible slap.

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This guy shows up: :coachz: Now you've done it!

Type: Summon Creepy Burger King to battle Trogdor.

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He kills Trogdor and takes over, barfinating the countryside.

Type: Edit post and add "Type:".


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The Compy Faerie (who looks an awful lot like Ramrod wearing a pink tutu) changes it back to "Command."

Command: Throw Muffins of Yummy at IanTheGecko.

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Now he's IanTheMuffinCoveredGecko, and the muffins are Muffins of Ewwy...

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Reply: No no, something smarter than that.

Type: See if Knight will let you go past with out becoming all "peasanty" if I can entertain him with best Jim Morrison impression..

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You do the Jim Morrison imitation. You prance around with no shirt on and overdose on drugs while singing "Riders on the Storm." The knigget is impressed, but now you're way too tripped out to do much of anything.

Type: AVAST YE SCARVY SWABS!!

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Reply: Sir, we're closing the bar now...

Type: Ohoy there! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!


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You get Shanghai'd by Queenie C and her merry band of Canadienne Pirate Assassins. Now, you'd think this would be the lifetime opportunity of your dreams, but all they make you do is swab the deck and scrub the head (that's "bathroom" for you landlubber types). No smooches for you! They save those for guys who know how to cook.

Type: Leave Root Beer by tree near where Kerrek hangs out and run away.

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Reply: The Kerrek gets angry that there is beer laying around and goes on a horribly rampage. He kills the peasants, destroys the land, and totally bites Troggie's style. After destroying Peasantry, he notices it was only root beer. He settles down and has some. Unfortunately, you dead somehow.

Command: Kidnap Captain Teff of the Pirates of Yar.

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Natasha's a pirate?

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Reply: last sentence = paradox!?
Computer.explode(KABOOM);

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It does. Unfortunately, the knowledge that you have know has unravelled the time-space continuom. Nice going.

Get Scott Weiland out of jail.

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