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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:20 pm ] |
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You shaketh it and feeleth alright! But then, all of a sudden, ye John Travolta appeareth before thee and proceedeth to outdance you into ye dark pit of humiliation. JOHN TRAVOLTA'D!! Type: Make Queenie C a big pot of grits. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:28 pm ] |
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Thy Granny knowest not about these "grits" of which you speak, so you just throw a basket full of puppies at her, instead. Command: Wrap +3 FCOT with duct tape. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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Uhm, ok, now it's a "Duct -3.14 not-so-FCOT tape"... Should have paid more attention in TV/VCR-repair class... Command: Build yerself a nostalgic-looking boat and sail the sea. Eight times. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:24 pm ] |
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Reply: You build yourself a boat and sail the seven seas. Now you have one sail left, but no more seas to travel on! YAR! Command: Tell that crazy Uncle Didy I've passed him. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:40 am ] |
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Syntax error. *BOOM* Try harder to be a bran muffin!! |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:28 pm ] |
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Since you figured that you are what you eat, you decided to 147 of 'em. Your digestive system says otherwise and there's a mess on the floor... ...wich you slip on and die. Command: Knock on heavens door. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:56 pm ] |
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You knock knock knock on heaven's door. St. Peter opens up, looking all grumpy, and says, "What the crap are you doing here? You're not dead yet! Now get back down there and defeat that Burninator, or I'll just pencil in 'That Other Place' beside your name! Now Get Going! Stupid not-dead people! Always interrupting me while I'm trying to watch 24." Type: Pour Extra Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil +3 of Flavorfulness on Steak of Tenderness and put it on grill. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:38 pm ] |
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Whoahoahoah!!! That's some tasty stuff!! I mean, WHOAH!!!! You find yourself unable to do anything else but to keep eating more and more steaks. Eventually, you become one. And then you eat yourself. Type: Would you be so kind and print out a little 5 dollar bill for me, please? |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:21 pm ] |
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Thy medieval compy printeth out ye $5 bill for thee. It only takesth like 3 years to finisheth it! But then ye Knigget arresteth thee for counterfeiting. Now thou must hangeth in yon dungeon and clappeth thy hands when they singeth "The Knights of the Round Table" song. Type: Dip half-naked wing-a-ling baby in beer batter and fry him right up. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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Appearantly, he was part-dragon, and he burninates you right up. And then steals the beer and leaves. Type: Run for governour (sp?) in Strongbadia. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:58 pm ] |
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You get beat'd up'd by The Governator, Ah-nold! Ya! That vill teach you! Type: Do hip-hop dance on Homestar's head. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:06 pm ] |
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You do, but then Homestar bites one of your legs. Command: Stop Jello B. from marrying Mandy. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:45 pm ] |
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Ok, but now you haveto marry The Poopsmith. Command: Make stupidity punishable by law. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:57 pm ] |
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All stupid people are rounded up and shot. Are you happy now? Command: Avoid getting hit by the FCOT+3 while poking fun at Didy's age. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:13 am ] |
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oh no they didn't. they missed me! you're the boss! you get hit by the FCOT+2, the earlier model. ahem: look dumpster |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:23 pm ] |
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Ye findeth ye olde couch. If ye canst remove yon chili cheese stains, ye mighteth find it matcheth ye cottage. Except ye cottage hath been burninated, so not much good doth it do ye. Type: Go Free Agent. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:14 am ] |
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Reply: Ye become a free agent. Ye get picked up by the most dreaded of all teams, the Indianapolis Colts. Ye become a source of sickness for Pats fans. VINATIERI'D! Command: Push the button, Jack! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:34 am ] |
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Jack pusheth yon button. Yon robot cometh out and bringeth ye a stuffed grape leaf hor d'oeuvres (that be an orderve, for ye less-than couthe readers). Type: Give Lampshade to Naked Ned. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:00 am ] |
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Give lampshade to Naked Ramrod Command: Kill Chris Griffin |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:16 am ] |
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this chris griffon you speaketh of overhears you commanding and kills you instead....eth |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:02 pm ] |
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You sit on your butt and do nothing for like, 20 years. By that time, Trogdor has settled down, gotten married, and had 2.3 kids. The next time you actually see Troggie, he's wearing a black coat and tie, and is carrying a huge briefcase with his beefy arm. You can't kill Troggie now that he has a wife and kids! GAME = VERY OVER! YOU = VERY LOSED! Next time, try actually typing some commands. Type: Build a giant mechanical female dragon. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:03 pm ] |
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You do. Unfortunately, she doesn't run on oil or electricity, but on people. She eats you. And then a lot of other people. You = very dead + very hated. Type: Count to purple backwards. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:09 pm ] |
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e-l-p-r-u-p. wait, that not be right! thou are taketh to mental assylum for sucheth stupid idea kicketh computer |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:18 pm ] |
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Ye computer crasheth. What do you expect? It was a medieval computer made of like hay, and animal skins, and stuff. Type: Encourage Jinzo to find the Seven Chaos Emeralds without those losers Clan and Hilary. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:34 pm ] |
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Done and done. Command: Battle the FCOT+133(Clan's) with the FCOT+3. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:38 pm ] |
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Clan is too busy drooling over Hilary Duff to pay much attention to start with. But then, just as you start to battle, he slips in that puddle of drool and ends up clobbering himself with his own folding chair. Maybe he should have spent some of his skill points on weapon usage, rather than putting them all on Hilary Duff Leching. Type: Use Boneless Buffalo Wing on Old Man. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:12 am ] |
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Reply: Ye holdeth up yon buffalo wing to Old Man. He taketh it and eats it in one bite. After a couple of seconds, he begins to screameth and spiteth fire. COMICAL YET TRAGIC SITUATION'D! Command: Hit yonder dance floor with ye crazy moves. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:16 am ] |
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Ye shaketh it and feeleth fine. Unfortunately, you forgot to donn ye Electric Boots before hitting ye dance floor, so ye hot chicks be not impressed. Ye end up dancing with ye Bubs and a Blue Sock Puppet instead. Type: Use Wrench of Fixiness on Boat Motor. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:28 am ] |
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you don'teth say how. you wack boat motor with yon wrench and it explodeths with ye olde BOOM! |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:21 pm ] |
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Error at line 2: Unexpected end of code. Type: Take psychology classes. |
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