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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat May 20, 2006 4:28 am ] |
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It's Stalin. Woo hoo. Good luck. >Command - Steal Hat |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat May 20, 2006 4:29 am ] |
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StrongRad says, "OW! Quit hitting me with bottles!" Type: Set StrongRad up on a blind date with the Sghetti Monster. SIMULPOST'D! - the next user answer mine and toppy's. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Thu May 25, 2006 11:54 pm ] |
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Strong Rad agrees to date the Sghetti Monster. But then you steal his hat. He gets mad. He beats you up. Broken body parts. Command: Make breakfast |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri May 26, 2006 12:22 am ] |
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The Hot Brontosaurus Baby eats it. Now you have a Hot Brontosaurus Baby who follows you around and eats all your food. Combolations! You eventually get married. After all, it's a pretty Hot Brontosaurus Baby. Type: I'ma need you to never say Tweese it out again. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Fri May 26, 2006 12:53 am ] |
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"Tweesey" WHAT NOW?! Command: Try to get a Reaction Command out of Didymus to exploit his weakness. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri May 26, 2006 12:57 am ] |
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That doesn't work. Maybe if you tried using an ITEM instead. Type: Pie Jesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem! |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Fri May 26, 2006 5:45 am ] |
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This is an English-speaking computer. Any other language will blow me up, causing you to LOSE GAME. Command: Get blowtorch. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri May 26, 2006 7:30 pm ] |
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You get the blow torch. Surely you have something you'd like to burn. Command: Light Tree |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri May 26, 2006 7:54 pm ] |
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Ye tree goeth up in ye flames. However, it was ye tree that Naked Ned ye be hideth behind. AAAARRRRGGGGBLBLBLBLBLBL!! Type: Gamble around the campfire. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Fri May 26, 2006 10:01 pm ] |
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You throw your dice into the campfire. Now you can't gamble with those dice anymore. Command: Bonk Clan on the head |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri May 26, 2006 10:32 pm ] |
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You bonk Clan on the head with your Folding Chair of Thwacky +3 like a jillion times. Man, that felt great! But just then, he begins to stir, mumbling something about Organization XIII and Hilary Duff makeoutage, so you commence to bonking him some more. How Cathartic!! Also, several forum members give you high fives and combolate you on your life's accomplishments. Just then, you hear something about Jinzo and Chaos Emeralds, and it's back to work! (I could just keep this up the rest of the day...NAH!). Type: Leeroy Jenkins! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat May 27, 2006 4:07 am ] |
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You rush into the room and your party runs in to save you. You all get creamed. At least you have chicken. Command: Vote Dennis Miller for sheriff. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat May 27, 2006 4:18 am ] |
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Might as well. His late night comedy career is totally in the toilet, and I don't even think NFL likes him anymore. Just make sure he keeps his one bullet in his shirt pocket. Type: Makeoutagexorz. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Sat May 27, 2006 4:34 am ] |
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No person to makeoutagexorz target in range. Try asking Dennis. He's good with the lady fans. Command: Ask Dennis about lady fans |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat May 27, 2006 5:09 am ] |
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Dennis doesn't seem to know anything about anything except parapets. In fact, he's offended that you asked him something that didn't pertain to parapets. Type: Post tons of anime pics in LAST POST thread. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 12:09 am ] |
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Thou does not know of this "anime". Perhaps thou shalt ask Fanboy of Otaku if he can help you. Command: Pour hot sauce on Jhonka's turkey leg |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun May 28, 2006 12:34 am ] |
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um, the jhonka doesn't like spicy foods, He kills you dead. use mace (attack=D20+1 damage=D8 = 0) on baby lady |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun May 28, 2006 12:48 am ] |
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KLONK!! Ye basheth ye Baby Lady's brains out. Now who will take care of Lil Rather Jr? But just as ye thinketh ye getteth away with it, CSI shows up. THROW'D IN DUNGEON'D!! Type: Use PBJ on Bee Hive Tree. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun May 28, 2006 1:01 am ] |
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um, you die by getting cruched by the PBJ attack the darkness |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 1:17 am ] |
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They believe in a thing called love, just listen the rhythm of the guitar upside your head. You dead. Command: Chase Mythbuster |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Sun May 28, 2006 2:34 am ] |
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Bigfoot jumps out and starts blabbing in a creepy language(nowadays called "Canadian"). COmmand: Win the game |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 3:22 am ] |
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Win the game... WIN THE GAME?!?!? WTF?!?! You think we'd make a cheat code that obvious? You should try something like ABACABB or Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start or DNKROZ or something like that, maybe those would work. Somehow, I doubt "Win Game" will do anything in ANY game. Just for thinking something so stupid would work, you "LOSE GAME". Now, I will delete your hard drive... Command: Stop Didymus |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Sun May 28, 2006 3:45 am ] |
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Didymus refuses to stop. You pull out a shotgun and threaten to shoot him. He pulls out a remote control and it lets out a shrill "Beep!!!" You got NUKE'D!!! Command: DNKROZ |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 3:55 am ] |
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God Mode Activated... In Duke Nukem 3-D.... but not here. We don't have a God Mode in this game. Command: Eat Moose Tracks |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun May 28, 2006 4:54 am ] |
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You find the moose tracks on the ground and start munching away. But as you're eating along, you accidentally bump into the moose. You try to get away, but it's too late. He forces you to watch as he attempts to pull a rabbit out of his hat. Later on, some Pinko Commie spies show up and try to execute some fiendish plot, but some squirrel with a pilot hat manages to thwart him. And just in time for the moose to pull a Australian Salt Water Crocodile out of his hat. Type: Give Chaos Emeralds to Jimmy Carter. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 6:44 am ] |
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Former President Carter mistakes the chaos emeralds for peanuts. He eats them, then builds a house for financially disadvantaged. Unfortunately, those emeralds don't agree with his stomach and, next thing you know, he's putting the new house's plumbing system through its paces. EWWW... Command: OTTER |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun May 28, 2006 7:40 am ] |
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The little critter scampers up playfully. He just looks at you with those dark eyes. Maybe if you tried giving him an object. Maybe one that starts with an F, or maybe ends in an ISH. Then again, maybe not. Who can tell? After all, this is just a dumb text adventure anyway. Type: Activate Jello Pudding Pops of Justice! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 6:43 pm ] |
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You activate the pops with the justice and the pudding and the eating and the kodak film where the guy comes out and he goes... Command: Use Mr T. on toilet |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun May 28, 2006 8:48 pm ] |
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"I PITY DA FOO WHO TRIES DAT!!" Type: Pour Senor Cardgage into empty Bubs, shake vigorously, and top off with Eh Steve! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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You craft a tasty new cocktail. You call it the A'Spoldin' Character Command: Trailer Park |
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