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Combolations! You have managed to summon a giant mega-tornado. Tornado added to inventory.

Type: Burn Funky's pr0n.

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Congrats. You've made him cry. You got FUNKY'S TEARS

Command: Use funky's tears on tornado

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Man, you are just ASKING for trouble, aren't you? Well, the Tornado goes berserk and destroys several small towns. One cow got turned inside out, and a chicken got stuck through a tree. And I don't even want to describe what happened to Farmer Smith and his duck pond!! Anydangway, the Tornado twists off into the sunset leaving a trail of distruction wherever it goes. It eventually destroys Tokyo somehow.

Type: Use Funnel Cakes on StrongRad.

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Cake! Cake! *eats all funnel cake*
Strong Bad: "Holy crap! You ate my cake!" *punt*

>Don't die

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You live forever. Everyone you know dies. Eventually, EVERYONE and EVERYTHING dies and the universe is destroyed. You're not forced to float around nothingness and infinity forever. That's gotta suck.

Command: Put soda in paint mixer

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

YOUR SODA A SPLODE! Well what did you expect? Oh, and some goofy guy who looks vaguely like That Really Mean German Guy, wearing baggy clothes and a bowler hat, just came in and tried to use it to paint his house.

Type: Talk to man in closet.

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You talk to him. Tom Cruise is gonna stay in there for a while. Oh, great, now R. Kelly is in there, too. Jerks won't even reach your shoes out to you.

Command: Shake Didymus

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I prefer to be stirred, thankyouverymuch!

Type: Pimp slap Cthulhu.

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You can't find him, so you slap Lovecraft instead. He writes that it stings a bit. Try pimp slapping L. Ron Hubbard next.

Command: Mock Dan Brown

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Leonardo Da Vinci appears through a time portal, along with George Washington Carver, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Graham Bell, Herr Gutenberg, and the lady who invented the wheel. They attack you. Da Vinci dive bombs you with his flying bicycle, Carver pelts you with his peanut gun, and Herr Gutenberg hits you with a giant typewriter, typing out "THAT HURTS" on your chest. The wheel lady just clubs you over the head with Jhonka's turkey leg. Lesson? Don't mess with the History Patrol!

Type: Attack Swiss Army.

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You attack. Along the way you find swiss cheese and are too busy eating cheese to fight. You dead.


GOAL! AUSTRALIA WINS THE WORLD CUP!

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Kangaroos take over the world [STOP] Nice jorb.


Command: Do the Charleston!

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The Charleston seems to be a fraudulent dance similar to the Safety Dance.

Reaction Command: Bonk Didymus in the head with Vexen's shield.

Vexen- Number 04 in Organization XIII. He has a shield blocking frontal attacks of any kind and controls the element of ice. He is very stoic in his behaviour, and he happens to be in my sig, telling what he thinks. Seemingly awesomer than COLA's buddy Cthulhu.

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Didymus is read, and the Peasant Police are after you! Run for your life! Too late, you're dead!

Command: Kill a Mocking Bird.

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Cheat Commandos O's, Rock Rock On!
My Cartoon Board
My Wi-Fi Forums

The mocking bird mocks you in Hell.

Reaction Command: Thwack Didymus in the head with Vexen's shield.no foolin'

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BTG preform Harvest Sin on Clan. Clan = very dead.


Command: Memorial Day Fireworks!

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The fireworks were stolen by COLA so he could perform his Nylarthotep Ritual.

Reaction Command: Thwack Didymus in the head with Vexen's shield.

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Reply: Unable to perform command.


Command: Make Clan think up something original.

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He did. He wants to make Organization XIII Day on March 27th.

Command: Clan's allergic to bullcrap. What to do?

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Reply: Feed Clan massive amounts of Bullcrap until he goes in ot allergic shock.

Command: Feed Clan massive amounts of Bullcrap until he goes in ot allergic shock.

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Fortunately for clan, he doesn't eat bullcrap. However, he IS allergic to it. He doesn't have to eat it...

Command: Unplug microwave

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Oh, great. Now I have to reset the clock.

Type: Shove puffer fish into Clan's mouth.

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Reply: *Poof* *Splat* Umm...Clean up on aisle 4.


Command: Get drunk and play with fireworks.

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Clan, knock it off.


Command: Sunbathe with Crisco.

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Ugh. You're all slippery, and don't get me started on the zits..

Command: Make me a sandwich

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ooh, now the girls are all up ons! But not really. They hate that crisco smell.

> Loop day

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You feel like Bill Murray.

Command: make me a sandwich

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

*BLING!* You are now a sandwich. The Jhonka eats you with some spicy mustard and BBQ potato chips. (like you didn't see THAT coming from 80 trillion miles away)

Type: Use Nimbus 2001 on Pan Pan.

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Pan Pan explodes. Leela uses the opportunity to run from Zap.

Command: Get Badger

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The badger badger badgers are doing exercises and multiplying. You try to grab one, but they trample all over you.

Command: Get Bubs to say Sbu

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